His name is "Daddy!" HELP!
God said, “Let there be light,” so it beamed off your forehead, and so I turned into Stevie Wonder and called it night.
Every male is expected to pass their driver's test. Paul Walker clearly failed his.
If I were a judge and gave you a sentence, I would sentence you to life for your looks.
Hey Gwen! What is a bean's specialty? Being a jerk!
What’s an orphan's favorite Marvel film?
Spider-Man: Far From Home.
People are so f***ed up. I belated "Frickin' BTW!"
What did God say to the good shepherd?
Nothing.
What did the parents say to the orphans?
"YOU CAN'T SEE ME!"
My Dearest Friend--C'mon, RickRoll ;)
EVERYONE:
"My boyfriend, Danny, broke up with me. Can some hot guy come, so I can interview them and see if they wanna date me?"
If anyone can see Alya KUHL please tell me! I love and miss her...
Hey Stacey, love!
Yo mama sooooooo fucking fat, when she takes a step, she needs a 5-min break.
Why did Michael Jackson go to the movies? He saw there was minor nudity.
Why did the ion always lose at Go Fish?
Because he was playing with a cheetah!
Why are the Twin Towers actually twins?
Their birth and death date are the same.
When you tell the men in the suits you can see that the demons of your sins are watching you...
But they know you're blind.
Why did a school shooter get banned from a game server?
He was caught aimbotting.
Yo mama is so ugly that Satan started going to church!
