Short jokes
What do trans women bring to lesbian relationships?
Something big and warm 🍆.
I got breast implants for my wife to squeeze on as she thrusts on my meat while straddled in between my legs.
God made Adam and Eve have sex right out the gate.
Then he made teenagers horny... yet here we are with a so-called "rise in teen pregnancy."
Why did God create sex for marriage?
Because he wanted more people and less fun.
Emo girls be like: How much am I worth...
Girl, scan the code on your wrist!
My newly wed wife is a porn star. She would probably kill me if she found out.
Hi! It's the kid with another dark joke! On this episode: Orphans!
What do you call a gay Megalodon?
Magalogay.
Five Nights at Freddy's: Security Breach
Why can’t orphans be gay?
Because they have no one to call daddy.
Abortion is wrong because God wanted the baby to be alive.
Miscarriages are okay because God did not want the baby to be alive.
Your forehead so big your thoughts started on a Monday and didn't end 'til Sunday.
Knock knock.
Who's there?
I did ap.
I did ap who? (I did a poo)
EEWW you did a poo???
Why does Helen Keller hate the national anthem? Oh, say, can you see?
Why can't orphans play baseball? Because they can't find home.
"Clap clap clap that ass, bitch, shake that cameltoe, let them see them pussy lips!"
Hi Leyla, I have been trying to reach you for a while. Where have you been? I was wondering if you wanted to chat.
What does Michael Jackson and tuna fish have in common?
They both come in small can.
My dad said not to touch this thingy called a gun, but I looked down that pole and pressed that thing, and now I'm in heaven.
Two friends were walking in a forest. They started to fight.
A cannibal came and shouted, "Food fight!"