Short jokes
What did Trump say to Epstein? "I like my tea like I like my teens: warm, sweet, and freshly made."
What are Michael Jackson’s sexual pronouns? Hee hee!
Roses are red, I have a confession:
A man kills best friend after 10hrs anal sex session.
What did the rope and the tree say to the kid?
Do you want to hang later?
Son: Mom, what's dark humor?
Mom: Do you see that man without arms over there? Tell him to clap.
Son: Mom, I’m blind.
Mom: Exactly.
An orphan and a homeless man get into a fight, so he yells in a mirror.
Q: How are Clocks like Pedophiles? A: They both stop at 12.
Earth is full. Go home!
Why did Cinderella get kicked off the soccer team? Because she ran away from the ball.
What runs around a yard without actually moving? A fence.
You want to know what annoying people and dogs have in common.
The female ones are called "bitch."
Girls are like bacteria. The toxic ones are everywhere, and you have to take special care of the good ones.
My mum told me to take you to the zoo and throw you in the lake, but I couldn't find you.
What's the difference between outlaws and in-laws?
Outlaws are wanted :)
Africa has every type of gun but one...
A water gun.
What did the science textbook say to the math textbook?
You've got a lot of problems!
Why are butts salty?
Because there buttered!
What song can't orphans sing?
"Sweet Home Alabama."
What is Michael Jackson's favorite planet? Uranus.
Why woman?