Short jokes
Why does the singer put a radio in her fridge?
Because she can listen to call music.
I am in trouble. My mum asked me to get six cans of Sprite.
But I got seven Up.
Why can't Juice Wrld play Black Ops II?
Because he can't handle 6 perks.
What do you call a phone that talks?
A reader in a leader.
They're not jokes, they're notes now, get me?
I am in trouble.
This is not even a joke, it's a serious question... Is eating ass considered cannibalism?
The UK is a joke. I want to leave ASAP.
How did the dude with epilepsy win the break dancing competition?
He saw flashing lights.
I dislike the UK with a great taste.
What is George Floyd's favorite song?
"Wishing Well" by Juice WRLD.
Why are emo kids the best jumpers?
Because they never fall down.
My girlfriend told me that she wonders what our kids will look like.
No, they will be wondering what I look like.
Why shouldn't you get in a fight with a dinosaur?
You'll get jur ass kicked.
What do Phillip Adam and Kurt Cobain have in common?
They both used their brains to paint the ceiling.
Your mum is so fat that when she wore a yellow coat people called taxi!
Do you know what you first feel when you shoot someone?
The recoil.
Why can't orphans call their friends?
Because they don't have a home phone!
What holds the sun ☀️ up in the sky?
Sunbeams.
How do you know when you're disliked?
When they always give you the camera for group photos.
The doctor gave me one year to live, so I shot him with my gun. The judge gave me 15 years. Problem solved.