Short jokes

Short jokes

I was in Russia at a stand-up comedy performance about someone making fun of Putin, but the jokes were awful. The execution was nice, though.

Yo mama's so fat that Jane Goodall couldn't tell if she was a chimpanzee or a human being.

You are so fat Bob the Builder said, "I can't fix it!" LOL!!!!!!!!!!!!!1

Why does Africa have no pharmacies? Because you can't have medicine on an empty stomach.

What do Rubik's cubes and melons have in common?

They have a history of separating colors.

What makes piracy and anti-piracy so unique?

One isn't that of a thief, while the other is as serious as fuck.

Roses are red, violets are blue, The children are fast, But Elmo is faster, Bow down to your master!