Why did the Asian parents have an Asian baby?
Two wongs don't make a white.
Give me baby girl names for a pregnant YouTuber.
Can two high-femme lesbians go on a date with each other?
Yes, but it will take them forever to get ready.
If a computer was an apartment, the only passage would be the windows.
It would have had doors, but why was it ever spelt DOS?
A computer is a HARDware device. How come someone still feels it is MicroSOFT?
Did you hear about Alicia's car accident?
She was really drunk and all over the road until she was all over the road.
You have more chin than brain cells!
My fortune cookie said, "Your existing plans will succeed." Not necessarily, since I'm suicidal...
My sister told me words don't hurt her, so I chucked a dictionary at her.
Hey Danda, :^, Alex, Dangggg, Alya Kuhl, Jessica, Samantha, and Ariana!
Family feud after finding out about Alabama.
I went into the supermarket; everything was half off. Of course, I took the bottom half of Spider-Man.
How do you surprise a blind guy?
Say, "Surprise!"
Your hairline starts at the back of your head.
My hopes and dreams.
Ur adopted.
My sister is so short she can't walk.
What did Hermione say when she pantsed someone?
"Wow, Harry!"
Why can't orphans have sex? Because they have no one to call "daddy."
If you're a cat person, never let hungry Chinese into your house. They might just have a snack.
