Short jokes
Roses are red, Violets are blue, Little Johnny is smokin' hard, The sun looks like Mountain Dew.
NASA stands for... National Adult S3x Association.
Having a stroke?
Stop it!
Hey guys,
I'm starting to think they don't have any candy in this van...
Honestly, Ukraine is just built to annoy Russia.
Got the George Floyd pack, this shit makin' it hard to breathe.
I would roast you but you're already so hot.
Cheese, gimme cheese!
(inspired by a friend)
Master has given Dobby a Glock. Dobby is Thug.
What is the difference between orphans and serial killers?
Serial killers are wanted.
What happens when there's ten people in one house and they all have to shit and there's one bathroom?
It's a motherfucking shitshow party!
Why can’t the blind man see?
He just can’t see. 🫤
What’s the difference between orphans and apples?
Apples get picked.
The emo kid went for a high five. People say he's still hanging.
My girlfriend's pregnant. I'm 13. She was raped.
Your momma is so fat, when she chose a yellow shirt when she was on a run, the kids ran after her because they thought they missed the bus.
Stop sign: If you speed, I'll call your parents.
Orphans: Going 180.
Did you know about 9 months after a power outage 50% more babies are born because it is dark?
Donald Trump will return to Twitter.
I’d tell you a Chinese joke, but it’s wong.