Short jokes

Any 8 year old: Sus!

Me: Jake, we're at a funeral!

What types of erections do skeletons have? Boners.

This isn't really a joke, but I HAVE PTSD, YAY! :)

What do you call a cow with no legs?

Grounded beef.

My friend: You're so skinny, you never miss the elevator when it's closing. You just slip right through!😂

Me thinking it's a gift from God: 🕴️😎

My dick wants to buy you a beer. 🍺

Like if you meet someone emo.

Emo

Why can't orphans eat chips?

'Cause they're family sized!

Ok ok ok so 7 ate 9, but why was 10 scared? Because it was in the middle of 9/11.

Hi, this is not a joke. Please like, or I will be verrrrrrry sad! -_-

You're so ugly that when you came out of the haunted house, you had a job offer.

I'm a pilot and my boss told me to fly people to New York, so I flew them to New York and hit the towers. That was a tragic story.

Q: What does a slice of pizza and an F grade have in common?

A: They're both cheesy.

What would be the most heartbreaking scene in a dementia film? I forgor 💀.

Boys eat Frito Bandito, but men eat Guido Bandito.

Removing the polish with chemicals: 😀

Removing the Polish with chemicals: 😳

Grandma isn’t responding. Close app, wait, cancel.

Which do you choose?

If it’s called the “living room,” why did my grandma die there?

GOTTVERDAMMT, Hans! I said, "Glass of juice," not "Gas the Jews!"