What's the difference between a UKIP voter and a shopping trolley?
Some shopping trolleys have minds of their own.
Where do walls shop?--Walmart.
Your dad went to the shop to get milk, came back, went again, but never came back due to a car crash due to an itchy rash.
Why did the one-armed man cross the road?
To get to the second-hand shop.
I feel bad for shopping carts. They're always being pushed around.
What's the difference between Michael Jackson and a shopping bag?
One's made of plastic and is dangerous for children to play with, the other one carries your shopping.
Where do orphans shop? Home Depot.
What do you call a man shopping? A half-grown carton of cheese.
Seems very long. You won't remember the telephone number...
I remember it like this from school days in Ireland.
Dolly Parton is shopping for a new bra. A lady says, "Your size is 69." Dolly says, "No way, that's too too too (222) big." So she goes to the doctor. "Doc, I need something to make my boobs smaller." "Here, take (51) pills for 6 days (x6)," and so she did. Days later, she ran back to the doc, "Jesus Christ doctor, look what happened. I'm BOOBLESS!" 55378008 upside down.
Why did the Indian cross the road?
To get to the curry shop.
Poopy pants! Ha! Got 'em! Use Code Fred_5001 in the Fortnite item shop.
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When the Mexican wanted to go shopping,
he went to Ja-mall.
Where do Down syndrome kids go shopping downtown?
Did you hear about the shark that ate a key shop?
I think it got lockjaw after that.
Where do sheep go to shop? Shears.
When Lexa took Clarke out on a date, she walked past the candle shop, and she bought all the candles. After the date, they went back to the Heda's (Commander's) Tower, which is basically a huge candle. "All I wanna do is Candle you!"
One day a woman met with a man behind an abandoned shop.
The man asked for some crack.
The woman turned around and said, "Here."
That's where the crack was, you guessed it.
The next day, she wiped it clean, ready for the next guest who "wanted crack."
I work at a tire shop.
I'm pretty tired.
So I went to the binoculars shop the other day. Tell you what, they saw me coming.
