Your Dad Went To The shop to get milk came back went again but never came back due to a car crash due to a itchy rash
Why did the one-armed man cross the road?
To get to the second-hand shop.
I feel bad for shopping carts. They're always being pushed around.
What's the difference between Michael Jackson and a shopping bag?
One's made of plastic and is dangerous for children to play with, the other one carries your shopping.
Where do orhpans shop? Home Depot
What do you call a man shopping? a half grown carton of cheese
seems very long. you wont remember the tel number..... I remember it lile this from school days in Ireland.
Dolly Patron is shopping for new bra , lady says your size (69) , Dolly says no way that too too too (222) big, so she goes to doctor , Doc I need something to make my boobs smaller , here take (51) pills for 6 days ( x6) and soo she did . days later she ran back to doc, jesus Christ doctor look what happened Im BOOBLESS. 55378008 upside down.
why did the indian cross the road ? to get to the curry shop
Poopy pants ha goteen Use Code Fred_5001 in the fortnite item shop
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when the mexican wanted to go shopping,
he went to Ja-mall
Were do Down syndrome kids go shopping downtown
Did you hear about the shark that ate a key shop? I think it got lockjaw after that.
Where do sheep go to shop? Shears
When Lexa took Clarke out on a date, she walked past the candle shop, she bought all the candles. After the date, they went back to the Heda's (Commanders) Tower, which is basically a huge candle. "All I wanna do is Candle you"
(Lexa and Clarke from 'The 100' [ #LexaDeservedBetter ] R.I.P. Lexa...)
One day a woman met with a man behind an abandoned shop. The man asked for some crack The woman turned around and said, 'here.' That's where the crack was. you guessed it.
The next day she wiped it clean ready for the next guest who 'wanted crack' ;)
I work at a tire shop I'm pretty tired
So I went to the binoculars shop the other day, tell you what, they saw me coming.
Gambler
A guy walks into a butcher's shop and says "Sir, are you a gambling man?" The butcher says, "Why yes, as a matter of fact I am." "Then I'll bet you $25 you can't reach up and touch that meat hanging over your head right there." The butcher thinks for a moment and says, "I'm sorry, I won't take that bet." The guy says, "But I thought you said you were a gambling man." "I am. But the steaks are too high."
This isn't a joke my dad went to the shops for some bread 16 years ago he still hasn't returned should I be worried yet? Or should I wait a year