Yo mama's so fat, when she walked by the TV when I was watching a show, I waited, and when she finally passed by, Netflix said suggestions: Hulu, and Peacock.
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Yo mama's so fat, people think she only has one side!
Your mom is so fat that when she stood on a scale, it said, "We need an actual person, not an elephant!"
Shaenaya hates me, help! And she wants to suck off ******* and ****** and ***** and *****.
Yo mama so ugly that on Halloween she didn't get candy.
"I see, I see." "Oh, do you see?" "I see 1st place looking at me." "Hi, donāt be shy, just say hi." She was shy, she didnāt say hi. Softball cheers.
Yo mama so ugly, when she entered the scare factory, she came out with a job application.
Why did Sally fall off the swing?
Because she had no arms.
Knock, knock!
Who's there?
Not Sally.
Yo mama so fat that when she sits down, global warming starts.
Yo mama so stupid, she went to the Super Bowl with a spoon!
Miss Stephen likes kids like she likes wine: 15 years and in isolation.
Why was your mom so into me?
'Cause she was the man.
Leo must be an INTERIOR DECORATOR... because when she enters a room, it becomes UGLY.
Yo mama so fat that when Thanos snapped his fingers, she was still there.
Why couldn't the blonde dial 911?
She couldn't find the 11.
Yo mama's so fat, when she wants to take a bath, they need to make more H2O.
I bought my sister a trampoline. She sat in her wheelchair and cried.
My girlfriend is so stupid, she asked me if I wanted to shower with her to save money on our water bill, while we were staying at a hotel where we didn't even have to pay the water bill.
Yo mama so stupid, she brought a giant spoon to the Super Bowl.
My science teacher was talking about natural selection.
At one point, she asked me to name the first person to theorize about it. I said, "Eric Harris." It was on his shirt.
If you don't get the joke, look up "Eric Harris natural selection."
