Shes jokes

Why couldn't the blonde dial 911?

She couldn't find the 11.

My mum is a vegan. She brings us to after school seitan.

Yo mama so fat she is the Google JavaScript loading.

Yo mama so stupid, she tried to wake up sleeping pills.

Yo mama so ugly when she looked in the mirror, her reflection threw up and ran away.

Okay, what do you call that purple thing in your mom's top dresser drawer that she calls her best best friend for some weird reason?

Dad better look out from Bob, battery-operated boyfriend, hahaha!

I told my emo girlfriend, "Do you like the lights?" Oh wait, she ain't got any.

Your mom is so fat, she looks like she ate the marshmallow from Ghostbusters.

"Yo mama so fat when she got buried it took them all the trees on Earth for her coffin."

Yo mama is so strict that in The Outsiders, she was Darry.

The way you are so ugly your parents even regret the day you were born.

The way you are so black when your mom is bathing you in the dark, she has to put flour in the water to see you.

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I could tell my cousin you are so annoying, but she told me first, so we both said it at the same time. 🫣🤣😂

Yo mama so fat that when she sits on the beach, she sinks!

Yo mama is so fat, she gave a memory foam mattress Alzheimer's.

Yo mama so fat if she turned into food, she could solve world hunger.

Yo mama so stupid that she tried to ride Ponyboy Curtis.

Yo mama so strict that when Ponyboy told her that Darry hit him, she called the cops on Darry.

Yo mama so fat that when she took a selfie, she needed two phones.

Yo mama so fat that when she walked past the TV, you missed three episodes of your favorite show.

My Mom said she's going to kill me if I don't stop using my computer.