Yo momma so queer that she thinks Paige Stawicki will be the first female in the NHL.
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Yo mama so stupid, she tried to wake up sleeping pills.
Yo mama so ugly when she looked in the mirror, her reflection threw up and ran away.
Okay, what do you call that purple thing in your mom's top dresser drawer that she calls her best best friend for some weird reason?
Dad better look out from Bob, battery-operated boyfriend, hahaha!
"Yo mama so fat when she got buried it took them all the trees on Earth for her coffin."
Yo mama is so strict that in The Outsiders, she was Darry.
Your mama is so fat that when she went to the scale, it said, "No elephants allowed!"
Yo mama so fat that when she went on the scale, it showed her phone number.
I'm dyslexic. My sister was reading, "What's the book?" I asked. She showed me the cover. "You reading 'The Scared Bull'?" I asked. She started laughing. "No, 'The Sacred Bull'!"
Yo mama so fat, she was the lead balloon in the Thanksgiving day parade next to Kermit the Frog.
Your mama is so fat, when Thanos snapped his finger, she only lost weight.
Yo mama's so stupid that when she went to the Super Bowl, she brought a spoon.
Yo mama is so fat, she gave a memory foam mattress Alzheimer's.
Yo mama so fat if she turned into food, she could solve world hunger.
You want to get her pregnant before marriage to know if she's fertile, so why not marry a single mother that already has proof?
Yo mama so fat she is the Google JavaScript loading.
Yo mama so nasty, she gave yo daddy head, then gave you a kiss good night.
My mum is a vegan. She brings us to after school seitan.
Yo mama so fat that when she sits, she makes a 7.4 earthquake.
Yo mama so dumb, when her computer was asking for cookies, she grabbed a cookie, smashed it onto the screen, and broke the computer.
