Shes jokes
Why did the cookie go to the hospital? Because she was crummy.
What did the toilet say to the other toilet? You look flushed.
What has 1 head, 1 foot, and 4 legs? A bed.
Why did your mom cross the road?
Why? She didn't, she got hit by a car.
Why didn't Trump help someone who can't walk?
He thinks she should stand up for herself.
You know why they call her Wonder Woman?
She's always wondering where she parked her invisible jet.
If she’s old enough to breed, she’s old enough for me.
Memes
So true
Yo mama so fat, the last time she 90210 was on a scale.
Yo mama so stupid, she spoke into a letter for voicemail.
How did Rihanna find out Chris Brown was cheating on her? She found another woman's lipstick on his knuckles.
I knew a girl that died from having phone sex... She died of hearing aids.
I saw your mom at work the other night. She was talking about how good she was doing.
Hands down, best $20 blowjob ever.
Your hairline goes back further than when my gran died, and she was buried 6 foot under.
Your mama so fat she’s on both sides of the family.
One late night, my wife caught me standing in front of the freezer.
She asked me, "What are you doing?"
I replied, "I'm making a pink yeti."
She asked, "What does that mean?"
I said, "I left our kid in the freezer for a couple hours."
Did you know Helen Keller had a dollhouse in her backyard?
No, and neither did she.
Yo mama so fat, when she play a game, everybody lags.
A girl walks up to her blind friend who she had not seen in a while and says: "Long time no see!"
The woman became extremely uncomfortable with the man she had just met. While he lay beside her, romantically kissing and stroking her neck he whispered, “I called the number you gave me at the bar tonight. Someone named Alvin answered who has never heard of you.”
Your mama so fat when she sits on the toilet it sings, "ABC, 123, get your fat ass off of me!"
The Statue of Liberty is French; she ain't even American. Deport that bitch!
Your mom is so stupid, she got lost in Bed Bath & Beyond and slept on the floor.