Shes jokes
My ex wanted to humiliate me in front of her friends, so she said I was useless in bed.
Should have seen her face when they all disagreed.
Yo mama so fat that she had to wear a yellow jacket and everyone shouted, "Taxi!"
When the husband said "Is your ass so big?" she said "Because I am holding my shit."
Why did the cookie go to the hospital? Because she was crummy.
What did the toilet say to the other toilet? You look flushed.
What has 1 head, 1 foot, and 4 legs? A bed.
Why did your mom cross the road?
Why? She didn't, she got hit by a car.
Memes
So true
Why didn't Trump help someone who can't walk?
He thinks she should stand up for herself.
Guy: Hi, how was your day today?
Woman: Good!
Guy: *Well I can’t ask her out cause she’s pregnant*
Guy: How many months pregnant are you?
Woman: What to you mean?!?! Also, I’m not pregnant.
A girl walks up to her blind friend who she had not seen in a while and says: "Long time no see!"
How did Rihanna find out Chris Brown was cheating on her? She found another woman's lipstick on his knuckles.
You know why they call her Wonder Woman?
She's always wondering where she parked her invisible jet.
Your mom is so stupid, she got lost in Bed Bath & Beyond and slept on the floor.
Why did Suzie fall off the swing? She had no arms.
This ole boy picked up a hooker one time and she gave him the clap. In a few days, he saw her again, and he went up to her and said, "Hey, you gave me the clap!" She said, "NO I DID NOT! I sold it to ya!"
I remember asking my mum: "What's a couple?"
She replied, "Two or three."
Which probably explains her collapsed marriage.
What did the banana say to the vibrator?
"What are you shaking for? She’s going to eat me!"
Yo mom is so fat that when she stands on a scale, she broke it, lol.
My girlfriend is so fat, she looked into the mirror and said, "Woah, there are two of me!"
Yo mama is so ugly, she is the reason Slenderman has no eyes.
Yo mama so American, she deported Dora the Explorer!
I had a new "blonde parts expert" woman call for parts. I needed 2 ought wire for a job. She calls NAPA auto and asks for twat wire. The parts guy was assuming she didn't know about Planned Parenthood? .. 😂🤣