Shes jokes

Your mum is so overdue on eBay for £2 so she could get a male stripper.

Your mum is so fat, when she reached for the remote, when she found it, it was crushed.

Yo mama so fat, when she talks to herself, it’s a long-distance call.

Yo mama's so fat, when she goes camping, the bears hide their food.

Yo mama's so stupid, when I said, "Drinks on the house," she got a ladder.

Yo mama's so ugly, when she was little, she had to trick-or-treat by phone.

Sally had 9 pounds of boobs (9), which was 2 2 many (922), so on the 9th of the month (9229) at 6pm (92296) on 68 street (922968), she went to doctor x to get 6 operations (922968x6) and left her (flip your calculator) boobless.

My ex wanted to humiliate me in front of her friends, so she said I was useless in bed.

Should have seen her face when they all disagreed.

Today, I saw my friend go crazy eating her ham sandwich. When she went to the bathroom, I checked inside her ham sandwich, and there were fresh drugs.

Yo mama's so stupid, she put lipstick on her forehead to make up her mind.

Yo mama's so stupid, when thieves broke into her house and stole the TV, she chased after them shouting, "Wait, you forgot the remote!"

Yo mama's so stupid, she got locked in the grocery store and starved to death.

Yo mama's so ugly, she made a blind kid cry.

Yo mama's armpits are so hairy, it looks like she's got Buckwheat in a headlock.

Yo momma so fat that she was used as a tank in Putin's war.

Guy: Hi, how was your day today?

Woman: Good!

Guy: *Well I can’t ask her out cause she’s pregnant*

Guy: How many months pregnant are you?

Woman: What to you mean?!?! Also, I’m not pregnant.

Yo mom is so fat that when she stands on a scale, she broke it, lol.

Why did Elsa's dog run away?

Because she let it go!

Yo mama so fat, when she went sky diving everyone screamed "METEOR!!!"

Yo mama so dumb, she took a ruler to bed to see how long she slept!