Shes jokes
Why doesn't the orphan date the girl?
Because she is a home-y.
Why did the lady go to the dealership? Because she was going to get Hereford.
Yo' mama is so stupid, when they said, "Order in the court," she asked for fries and a shake.
Yo' mama is so stupid, she put a quarter in a parking meter and waited for her gumball.
Yo' mama is so ugly, she makes onions cry.
Memes
As a doctor myself, that nurse was very slow, she tested my patience!
Why did Susie fall off the swing?
Because she had no arms.
"Knock knock."
"Who's there?"
"Not Susie!"
I told her "I love you." She said, "I love me too."
Yo mama so fat that when she attempted suicide, she bounced to Area 51.
Yo mama is so stupid, she tried to eat Eminem. 🎤😎
Dear algebra,
I don't want to find your X. I don't know Y she left you.
Stephen Hawking went on a date last night.
She left after 15 minutes, complaining she didn't like his tone.
A girl named Ranch went to the store and stayed there. Why? Because she was ranched!
I was ridin' your mom like she was Mario Kart!
She’s so therapeutic.
When I need to cure my restlessness, I br-br-br-br-br-br-br-br motorboat your mom's breastestess!
Why can't a little girl fly? She doesn't have the proper motivation.
Your mama is so stupid, she took a spoon to the Super Bowl!
So I was living with a girl for a few weeks, and it was nice until she found out that I was there.
I saw a girl crying. I asked her where her parents were, and she started to cry even more.
Man, I love working in the orphanage.
Your mum is so fat, when she reached for the remote, when she found it, it was crushed.