Stephen Hawking went on a date last night.
She left after 15 minutes, complaining she didn't like his tone.
Shes Jokes
Dear algebra,
I don't want to find your X. I don't know Y she left you.
As a doctor myself, that nurse was very slow, she tested my patience!
Yo mama so fat that when she attempted suicide, she bounced to Area 51.
Your mama is so stupid, she took a spoon to the Super Bowl!
A girl named Ranch went to the store and stayed there. Why? Because she was ranched!
She’s so therapeutic.
When I need to cure my restlessness, I br-br-br-br-br-br-br-br motorboat your mom's breastestess!
Yo mama so dumb, she asked how much a free sample was.
Yo mama's so dumb, she trips over the wireless internet.
"Yo mama so skinny when she swallowed a meatball, everyone thought she was pregnant again."
"I work with animals," the guy says to his Tinder date.
"That's so sweet," she replies. "I like a man who loves animals. Where do you work?"
"I'm a butcher," he says.
About to go on a date.
But she was late.
So I got some tape.
And eventually punished her with rape.
So, me and my girlfriend that I just got 7 weeks ago, we’re in class. We had this sub named Mrs. Bellatrix.
We both raised our hands and she called on both of us.
Me: First of all, are we in kindergarten? We can’t be doing 4x4 kinda stuff.
Leah: And also, are you from Harry Potter?
I was at work and then a little kid came up to me and she said, "What happened to all the parents?" She sounded so confused, so I told her, "It's only yours, kid, they left you on purpose." She cried. I felt bad for a second and thought, oh well, time to get back to my job at the orphanage.
Once a man goes to a restaurant. Then, he was waiting until the waitress comes and tells him that they don't have food.
He was grumpy, but the waitress make him relaxing by unbuttoning her pants and undressing her panties and uncovering clothes from her pussy until everything get striped, then she say to him: "Good meal."
Yo mama so fat she got married by 20 men, but they think there's only one side of her! I tried making one of my own.
I saw a pretty girl walking outside. I asked for her number.
We met up and began to have sex. She told me to turn over, which was weird. I felt a stinging pain in my ass all of a sudden.
"Did it hurt when you fell from Heaven? You're adopted. Haley says she likes me more than you."
Yo mama so dumb, she thought "The Squid Game" was an all-you-can-eat buffet.
Your mum is so fat she sat on Walmart and lowered the prices.
