Shes jokes

I used to be in a special needs class, and the teacher sent a student (if you want to call them that) out to the hall for being late.

I asked her, "Why did you send James out to the hall?"

She said, "She was a little tardy."

I asked her, "I thought they all were."

I saw a fat woman at the bus stop today, so I asked her, "When's it due?"

She replied, "I'm not fucking pregnant, you rude prick!"

I said, "I meant the bus, you fat cunt!"

Yo mama so hairy that she got a haircut and lost 47 pounds.

Yo mama so fat that when she landed on the moon, instead of saying "One small step for man kind," she said, "One small step for world domination!"

Yo mama's so fat that every time she goes on an elevator, it goes down.

Your momma is so stupid, she farted and turned the radio on to cover up the smell.

"I told my mom I thought parenting got easier as the kids get older, and she laughed so hard she cried a little."

Yo mama so fat that she walked in front of the TV, and I missed a whole episode of iCarly.

Why is it okay for a woman to use me when she feels like it, but when I use her body when I feel like it, I am the bad guy?

Yo momma's so ugly that when she walked into a Haunted Mansion, she walked back out with a job application.

Yo mama so stupid, she bought a solar powered flashlight.

My grandma walked up on my doorstep and I grabbed my bible... I thought she was a smurf...

The other day my wife told me to pass her her lipstick, but I accidently passed her a glue stick... she still isn't talking to me.

Yo' mama is so ugly, she makes onions cry.

Yo' mama is so stupid, when they said, "Order in the court," she asked for fries and a shake.

Yo' mama is so stupid, she put a quarter in a parking meter and waited for her gumball.

Stephen Hawking went on a date last night.

She left after 15 minutes, complaining she didn't like his tone.

Dear algebra,

I don't want to find your X. I don't know Y she left you.

As a doctor myself, that nurse was very slow, she tested my patience!

Yo mama so fat that when she attempted suicide, she bounced to Area 51.