Shes jokes

Why did Suzie fall off the swing? She had no arms.

This ole boy picked up a hooker one time and she gave him the clap. In a few days, he saw her again, and he went up to her and said, "Hey, you gave me the clap!" She said, "NO I DID NOT! I sold it to ya!"

Why was the orphan so successful?

When they told him, "Go big or go home," he/she only had one option.

Your momma is so fat, when she chose a yellow shirt when she was on a run, the kids ran after her because they thought they missed the bus.

My sister told me she liked Medusa.

I said, "Huh?"

My sister said my blow jobs are so good she looks up at the guy's facial expression, and when they look down, they do nothing but stay still.

Yo mama so fat that she had to wear a yellow jacket and everyone shouted, "Taxi!"

Why does Helen Keller use her left hand to play with herself?

So she can moan with her right hand.

My mom bought me a car, and she called me an ungrateful b*tch because I sat in my wheelchair the whole time.

I remember asking my mum: "What's a couple?"

She replied, "Two or three."

Which probably explains her collapsed marriage.

My girlfriend is so fat, she looked into the mirror and said, "Woah, there are two of me!"

I had a new "blonde parts expert" woman call for parts. I needed 2 ought wire for a job. She calls NAPA auto and asks for twat wire. The parts guy was assuming she didn't know about Planned Parenthood? .. 😂🤣

Why doesn't the orphan date the girl?

Because she is a home-y.

Why did the lady go to the dealership? Because she was going to get Hereford.

Yo mama so fat that when she attempted suicide, she bounced to Area 51.

Yo mama is so ugly, she is the reason Slenderman has no eyes.

Yo mama so American, she deported Dora the Explorer!

Yo' mama is so ugly, she makes onions cry.

Yo' mama is so stupid, when they said, "Order in the court," she asked for fries and a shake.

Yo' mama is so stupid, she put a quarter in a parking meter and waited for her gumball.

Why did Susie fall off the swing?

Because she had no arms.

"Knock knock."

"Who's there?"

"Not Susie!"