Shes jokes
Your mum is so fat, when she reached for the remote, when she found it, it was crushed.
I saw a girl crying. I asked her where her parents were, and she started to cry even more.
Man, I love working in the orphanage.
I asked my wife to embrace her mistakes.
She gave me a hug.
Yo mama so stupid,
she thought DUNKIN' DONUTS was a basketball team.
Yo momma's so fat, when she bought a fur coat, all animals went extinct.
Memes
Yo mama so fat, when she talks to herself, it’s a long-distance call.
The woman became extremely uncomfortable with the man she had just met. While he lay beside her, romantically kissing and stroking her neck he whispered, “I called the number you gave me at the bar tonight. Someone named Alvin answered who has never heard of you.”
A girl walks up to her blind friend who she had not seen in a while and says: "Long time no see!"
Your mama so fat when she sits on the toilet it sings, "ABC, 123, get your fat ass off of me!"
Why did your mom cross the road?
Why? She didn't, she got hit by a car.
The Statue of Liberty is French; she ain't even American. Deport that bitch!
Your mama is so fat, when I think of her in my head, she just broke my neck.
Yo mama so fat she makes the sun look like a dwarf star!
What's white and annoying at breakfast? An avalanche.
Why did little Suzy fall off the swing? She got hit by an axe.
Why did little Billy drop his ice cream? He got hit by a bus.
How do you make a plumber cry? Kill his family.
Yo mama so small that she tried to hike Mountain Dew.
My mother told me to be positive, but she said that when I was going to do an AIDS test.
Yo momma's so fat, she was the iceberg in the Titanic.
I ask the emo girl if she gets jealous when her phone dies.
Your momma is so fat, when she chose a yellow shirt when she was on a run, the kids ran after her because they thought they missed the bus.
Why was the orphan so successful?
When they told him, "Go big or go home," he/she only had one option.