Shes jokes

Yo mama so fat that when she landed on the moon, instead of saying "One small step for man kind," she said, "One small step for world domination!"

Yo mama so dumb, she asked how much a free sample was.

I saw a fat woman at the bus stop today, so I asked her, "When's it due?"

She replied, "I'm not fucking pregnant, you rude prick!"

I said, "I meant the bus, you fat cunt!"

Your momma is so stupid, she farted and turned the radio on to cover up the smell.

Yo mama so fat that she walked in front of the TV, and I missed a whole episode of iCarly.

Why is it okay for a woman to use me when she feels like it, but when I use her body when I feel like it, I am the bad guy?

Yo momma's so fat, when she bought a fur coat, all animals went extinct.

The other day my wife told me to pass her her lipstick, but I accidently passed her a glue stick... she still isn't talking to me.

Yo mama so fat that she was the float in the Thanksgiving Day Parade with Kermit the Frog!

As a doctor myself, that nurse was very slow, she tested my patience!

I saw a girl crying. I asked her where her parents were, and she started to cry even more.

Man, I love working in the orphanage.

Yo mama so stupid, she stared at a bottle of orange juice for 12 hours because it said "concentrate."

Your mum is so overdue on eBay for £2 so she could get a male stripper.

Your mum is so fat, when she reached for the remote, when she found it, it was crushed.

Yo mama so fat, when she talks to herself, it’s a long-distance call.

Yo mama's so fat, when she goes camping, the bears hide their food.

Yo mama's so stupid, when I said, "Drinks on the house," she got a ladder.

Yo mama's so ugly, when she was little, she had to trick-or-treat by phone.

Sally had 9 pounds of boobs (9), which was 2 2 many (922), so on the 9th of the month (9229) at 6pm (92296) on 68 street (922968), she went to doctor x to get 6 operations (922968x6) and left her (flip your calculator) boobless.

My ex wanted to humiliate me in front of her friends, so she said I was useless in bed.

Should have seen her face when they all disagreed.