Shes jokes

Stephen Hawking went on a date last night.

She left after 15 minutes, complaining she didn't like his tone.

I asked my wife to embrace her mistakes.

She gave me a hug.

Yo mama so stupid,

she thought DUNKIN' DONUTS was a basketball team.

Yo momma's so ugly that when she walked into a Haunted Mansion, she walked back out with a job application.

Yo mama so hairy that she got a haircut and lost 47 pounds.

Yo mama's so fat that every time she goes on an elevator, it goes down.

Yo mama so stupid, she bought a solar powered flashlight.

My grandma walked up on my doorstep and I grabbed my bible... I thought she was a smurf...

Yo mama so fat that when she landed on the moon, instead of saying "One small step for man kind," she said, "One small step for world domination!"

Yo mama so dumb, she asked how much a free sample was.

I saw a fat woman at the bus stop today, so I asked her, "When's it due?"

She replied, "I'm not fucking pregnant, you rude prick!"

I said, "I meant the bus, you fat cunt!"

Your momma is so stupid, she farted and turned the radio on to cover up the smell.

Yo mama so fat that she walked in front of the TV, and I missed a whole episode of iCarly.

Why is it okay for a woman to use me when she feels like it, but when I use her body when I feel like it, I am the bad guy?

Yo momma's so fat, when she bought a fur coat, all animals went extinct.

The other day my wife told me to pass her her lipstick, but I accidently passed her a glue stick... she still isn't talking to me.

Yo mama so fat that she was the float in the Thanksgiving Day Parade with Kermit the Frog!

As a doctor myself, that nurse was very slow, she tested my patience!

I saw a girl crying. I asked her where her parents were, and she started to cry even more.

Man, I love working in the orphanage.

Yo mama so stupid, she stared at a bottle of orange juice for 12 hours because it said "concentrate."