I knew a girl that died from having phone sex... She died of hearing aids.
Shes Jokes
Did you know Helen Keller had a dollhouse in her backyard?
No, and neither did she.
Your mummy so skinny, she can't eat!
Yo mama so fat that she had to wear a yellow jacket and everyone shouted, "Taxi!"
One late night, my wife caught me standing in front of the freezer.
She asked me, "What are you doing?"
I replied, "I'm making a pink yeti."
She asked, "What does that mean?"
I said, "I left our kid in the freezer for a couple hours."
How did Rihanna find out Chris Brown was cheating on her? She found another woman's lipstick on his knuckles.
If she’s old enough to breed, she’s old enough for me.
Yo mama so fat, the last time she 90210 was on a scale.
Yo mama so stupid, she spoke into a letter for voicemail.
Why didn't Trump help someone who can't walk?
He thinks she should stand up for herself.
Yo mom is so fat that when she stands on a scale, she broke it, lol.
Why did Elsa's dog run away?
Because she let it go!
Yo mama so fat, when she went sky diving everyone screamed "METEOR!!!"
Guy: Hi, how was your day today?
Woman: Good!
Guy: *Well I can’t ask her out cause she’s pregnant*
Guy: How many months pregnant are you?
Woman: What to you mean?!?! Also, I’m not pregnant.
Yo mama so dumb, she took a ruler to bed to see how long she slept!
Why did the cookie go to the hospital? Because she was crummy.
What did the toilet say to the other toilet? You look flushed.
What has 1 head, 1 foot, and 4 legs? A bed.
You know why they call her Wonder Woman?
She's always wondering where she parked her invisible jet.
Yo mama so fat, when she play a game, everybody lags.
This ole boy picked up a hooker one time and she gave him the clap. In a few days, he saw her again, and he went up to her and said, "Hey, you gave me the clap!" She said, "NO I DID NOT! I sold it to ya!"
When the husband said "Is your ass so big?" she said "Because I am holding my shit."
