She jokes

Yo mama is so poor, she makes her own hand sanitizer.

So a woman walked into a bar. There was a man. She went up to him and said, "You're cute." He said, "Yeah, and you don't deserve equal rights."

Kariana: Dad and mom, what is this bullshit?

Treon: How did you find that?!

Kariana: It was under the cabinet where you told me to put the streamers. I found these under the cabinet, did she have another sister you didn't tell me about? Now tell the truth, or else!

Petina: Now what have we told you about going into things that are not yours!

Kariana: I just told you to say the fricking truth, now who is Faineni? Where is she? Who is she? What is her date of birth? Why do I have her bra under here and why....IS IT UNDER THE FRICKING CABINET!!!!! ANSWER ME!!!!!!!!!

Treon: We can't!

Kariana: BULLSHIT!!!!!!!!

I was wearing a mask and told the teacher I ate her vagina. She said what? I pulled my mask down and said, "No, I said I like your hyenas." Then a kid sees me do it, but he only heard the first part, so he goes up to the teach and says, "I'ma fuck you tonight." She said, "Pull your mask down," and he pulls his mask down and says, "I'ma fuck you tonight."

Yo momma so fat, she glues together rags as clothes.

I tried to rape Amy Winehouse, but she said, "No! No! No!"

Yo mama so disgusting that when she took a shower, the water turned into ditchwater.

I told my wife I needed a blood transfusion when I could not remember. She said, "Be positive too."

Bad, I am now a ghost writing this.

When a pregnant lady gives birth, it looks like she is having an erection.

Your mom is so dumb that somebody told her, "Go get a life," so she went to play Super Mario and got a 1-up.

Someone asked the former 2016 presidential candidate Hillary Clinton why she lost the 2016 presidential election to Donald John Trump, and the former 2016 presidential candidate Hillary Clinton said, "Because someone asked her what she would do for a Klondike Bar?"

I looked at my daughter. I told her what's wrong.

She said I wasn't being a daddy to her until...

My friend's name is Campbell, so she must love soup.

Yo mama's so dumb, her dad said, "You're driving me crazy," and she said, "I didn't know crazy was a place!"

Yo mama so fat when she asked for a bathtub, they put a blanket over an ocean!

My friend Nickiya wanted to know what animal she'd be. I said that she would be a "Ni-cat-a."

What did Caesar call a person?

She-Caesar.

There was a cleaning lady with a vacuum cleaner. She sucked!

Your mama is so stupid, she went to the dentist to get a Bluetooth.

My wife and I have been married over 30 years, but don’t get me wrong, we still perform tricks in the bedroom.

I sit up and beg, she rolls over and plays dead.