She jokes

Yo mama so old, she got nostalgia for the Big Bang!

Yo mama is so fat that when she steps on a scale, it says "to be continued."

You're so skinny that your mom had to use a whole shampoo bottle on your head, but she still couldn’t find you.

A shop assistant is helping a little boy who can't find his mum in the supermarket.

He asks the boy, "What's she like?"

The boy says, "Big Cocks and vodka!"

Your mama so fat she got in to the pool, the water got out and big mama! HAHAHAHAHAHAHAH

My wife and I went to the bar to get a drink, but 2 mins later, I see her dead on the ground. I guess she couldn't see the bottle flying at her face. Then I laughed and went home.

I got a text from Kb. She said: "Really Gwen said that! Will fine Idc! \"Hurt\""

Thanks a lot, Gwen!

Coworker, why is Sara so blue?

Is it because Sara wishes she had a man? coworker she always watches you with your husband together out of love. You better watch out dear, she might "saraorize" him, with her crooked teeth and ultra-thin lips.

Everyone, Alya is okay!!!!!!!!!! She got up, she can walk, and she can talk regular!!!!

Yo momma's so fat that she plays pool with planets.

Yo Mamma's so ugly, she made One Direction turn into the other direction!

Q: What did the grandma cat say to her grandson when she saw him slouching?

A: You need to pay more attention to my pawsture.

There was a cleaning lady with a vacuum cleaner. She sucked!

My friend Nickiya wanted to know what animal she'd be. I said that she would be a "Ni-cat-a."

Your mama is so stupid, she went to the dentist to get a Bluetooth.

What did Caesar call a person?

She-Caesar.

Yo mama so fat when she asked for a bathtub, they put a blanket over an ocean!

Yo mama’s so fat, she wore the equator as a belt! Ooooooohhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!

I told my wife she was lousy in bed.

She replied, "I guess you have been seeing your ex-girlfriend, uh?"

I tried to rape Amy Winehouse, but she said, "No! No! No!"