She jokes
My newly wed wife is a porn star. She would probably kill me if she found out.
Yo mama so vegetarian that she loves the Vegan Teacher!
Why did the female orphan become a prostitute?
Because she wanted someone to call "daddy".
I took my girlfriend to the beach and a marine biologist thought she was a beluga whale!
Yo momma so fat when she went in the Skeld, she couldn't be ejected.
Memes
Yo momma's so fat that she plays pool with planets.
What will Sarah Thompson (Ninja Steel Pink) do if she meets the ToQgers (Train Super Sentai)?
They will TRAIN together.
Why is it so hard to tame a dog?
Because it's unTRAINable!
Your mom is so fat, she played bowling with the planets.
Your mama so fat she got in to the pool, the water got out and big mama! HAHAHAHAHAHAHAH
My wife and I went to the bar to get a drink, but 2 mins later, I see her dead on the ground. I guess she couldn't see the bottle flying at her face. Then I laughed and went home.
A shop assistant is helping a little boy who can't find his mum in the supermarket.
He asks the boy, "What's she like?"
The boy says, "Big Cocks and vodka!"
Coworker, why is Sara so blue?
Is it because Sara wishes she had a man? coworker she always watches you with your husband together out of love. You better watch out dear, she might "saraorize" him, with her crooked teeth and ultra-thin lips.
I got a text from Kb. She said: "Really Gwen said that! Will fine Idc! \"Hurt\""
Thanks a lot, Gwen!
I fucked your mum last night, that she was salty.
Everyone, Alya is okay!!!!!!!!!! She got up, she can walk, and she can talk regular!!!!
I told my wife she was lousy in bed.
She replied, "I guess you have been seeing your ex-girlfriend, uh?"
Yo mama's so dumb, her dad said, "You're driving me crazy," and she said, "I didn't know crazy was a place!"
My friend Nickiya wanted to know what animal she'd be. I said that she would be a "Ni-cat-a."
What did Caesar call a person?
She-Caesar.
Yo mama so fat when she asked for a bathtub, they put a blanket over an ocean!