She jokes

My wife and I went to the bar to get a drink, but 2 mins later, I see her dead on the ground. I guess she couldn't see the bottle flying at her face. Then I laughed and went home.

Yo momma so fat when she went in the Skeld, she couldn't be ejected.

Your mama so fat she got in to the pool, the water got out and big mama! HAHAHAHAHAHAHAH

Coworker, why is Sara so blue?

Is it because Sara wishes she had a man? coworker she always watches you with your husband together out of love. You better watch out dear, she might "saraorize" him, with her crooked teeth and ultra-thin lips.

I got a text from Kb. She said: "Really Gwen said that! Will fine Idc! \"Hurt\""

Thanks a lot, Gwen!

Yo mama’s so fat, she wore the equator as a belt! Ooooooohhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!

I told my wife she was lousy in bed.

She replied, "I guess you have been seeing your ex-girlfriend, uh?"

Yo mama so disgusting that when she took a shower, the water turned into ditchwater.

Your mom is so dumb that somebody told her, "Go get a life," so she went to play Super Mario and got a 1-up.

Someone asked the former 2016 presidential candidate Hillary Clinton why she lost the 2016 presidential election to Donald John Trump, and the former 2016 presidential candidate Hillary Clinton said, "Because someone asked her what she would do for a Klondike Bar?"

Your mama is so far that when she told a joke, no one was laughing, but the floor was literally cracking up.

Yo mama is so old that she was born on the first day the universe existed.

Yo mama so dumb, she failed lunch.

Your Roblox friend counts to 10, but she doesn't count to "too." Then Roblox says: "Damn. Your Roblox friend can't count."

Yo mama so fat, she classified as a whole solar system.

How do you prevent a physics teacher from drowning? Shoot her before she touches the water.

Your mama is so ugly that when she stood on the scale, it said "to be continued."

What do you call Helen Keller after she killed 10 people?

Helen Killer.

Yo mama so stupid that she thought Subway was a place where you buy subways.

Yo mama so poor, when I rang her doorbell, she said, "Ding!"