Yo mama so fat, she classified as a whole solar system.
She Jokes
How do you prevent a physics teacher from drowning? Shoot her before she touches the water.
Your mama is so ugly that when she stood on the scale, it said "to be continued."
What do you call Helen Keller after she killed 10 people?
Helen Killer.
Yo mama so stupid that she thought Subway was a place where you buy subways.
Yo mama so poor, when I rang her doorbell, she said, "Ding!"
Yo mama so dumb, she failed the survey.
Yo mama so fat she starts the alphabet with the letter O... OBCD.
Yo mama so fat when she asked for a bathtub, they put a blanket over an ocean!
Q: What did the grandma cat say to her grandson when she saw him slouching?
A: You need to pay more attention to my pawsture.
My friend Nickiya wanted to know what animal she'd be. I said that she would be a "Ni-cat-a."
My friend's name is Campbell, so she must love soup.
There was a cleaning lady with a vacuum cleaner. She sucked!
Your mama is so stupid, she went to the dentist to get a Bluetooth.
What did Caesar call a person?
She-Caesar.
Yo mama's so dumb, her dad said, "You're driving me crazy," and she said, "I didn't know crazy was a place!"
I looked at my daughter. I told her what's wrong.
She said I wasn't being a daddy to her until...
My wife and I have been married over 30 years, but don’t get me wrong, we still perform tricks in the bedroom.
I sit up and beg, she rolls over and plays dead.
Why couldn't the girl with no arms hug her parents?
Because she had none of the above.
I told my wife I needed a blood transfusion when I could not remember. She said, "Be positive too."
Bad, I am now a ghost writing this.
