She jokes
There are days I feel really bad for my Wife. She has to feed me in the same place I take a dump.
She really hates it when I spit my food back out.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
Because they can't find home plate.
Your mama is so fat, when she stepped on a scale, it said "Damn!"
Why is Hugh's mum so fucking fat?
Because she ate the 34 other kids she had but now only has 6,789.
A blonde went to an HIV test. When she came back, she said, “The doctors say that I’m all positive!”
Yo mama such a quitter, she di[ed].
When Sara gets naked in the shower, she turns her taps on :)
Yo mama so fat, she is fat!
When people mean "phat feast," they don't mean fat.
When yo mumma says "phat," she means FAT but thinks she's cool!
Yo mama so fat, that when she gets in a monster truck, it becomes a low-rider!
Guess what Sally got for Christmas? Gloves! Jk, she still hasn't opened it.
When she says she wrestles, so you pull out your dick and she punches it.
When your friend moves to Texas and she comes back a cowgirl.
YEEEHAWW!
Yo mama so hot, she can fit in a mug.
She likes rough sex with handcuffs and I’ll be honest... She likes me to Chris Brown her when she acts like Rihanna.
Yo mama so fat that when she went in the ocean, Spain claimed her for new land.
Yo mama so fat when she stepped on a monster truck she turned it into a lowrider.
Yo momma is so dumb that she couldn't even get three words into this joke. Maybe that's why she gave it a thumb's down...
Why did the 2 4s skip lunch? They already 8! Jahshshs.
And how did the pirate know that she saw land? She was shore of it! If u get it leave a like. Hahahahaha and which thing was heavier, a feather or steal? It's they way the same amount 🤣 😂 😅 😆 🙃 😄 🤣 😂 😅 😆 🙃 😄 🤣 😂 😅 😆 Lol like
When you look exactly like your dead cousin and everybody thinks she faked her death.
FUCKING MENT