She Jokes

A blind woman told her husband someone is coming. He asks how do you know, you can't see. She replies, "I can taste it."

I went on a date with an Eastern European chick. She got mad because I rushed her...

Get it? It's Russia, and I rushed her.

The highest praise my wife gave to me was when she told me, "The best feminine attribute on your body as a woman would be your p🍆nis." 🥰

Your mom is just like Rapunzel, but instead of letting down her hair, she lets everyone down! OHHHHH!

Yo mamma so dumb, she put two quarters in her ears and thought she was listening to 50 Cent.

One day, someone's ex was going to the kitchen to get something to eat, and her ex-boyfriend was there and gave her an apple. Next minute, she had chlamydia. What did the boyfriend do?