She jokes
Stop joking about Helen Keller so much! It’s rude, poor woman! You all just wait till she hears about this!
Why did Princess Diana cross the road? She wasn't wearing a seat belt.
Your mom is so fat she ate an iPad and said, "Ahqah!" funny food mmm banana and hehe haha! And what deal with airline food? It's not white and it's not black and it's not Asian!? AHAH? DSF
Ur mum smells like shit, yeah, so she sucks a man off and washing machine. Yo, don’t at me, yeah, you chicken breath.
Jomama so dumb, she brung a spoon to the Super Bowl.
I had sex with my German girlfriend; it was kinda weird though. She kept yelling her age. I don't know why.
Your mama is so fat. When she went skydiving, it caused a global panic.
Your mama is so fat and stupid. She got hit by a school bus. Her reply was, "Who threw that Twinkie at me?"
Your mom's so fat, she fell.
You know, that I see my sister at home from school. She says everyone bullies me. I say, "Because you're a fat a**."
Your mama is so old, she made a book bigger than the Bible about her life.
Your mama is so stupid she stayed up all night so she can get some sleep.
Joe Mama's so fat, when she goes in the elevator, she has to go down.
Yo mama is so fat, she jumped on a trampoline and she broke it.
Yo mama so fat, she fell over. Nobody laughed, but the ground cracked up.
Your mama is so ugly, she doesn't have to flush the toilet. She already scared the shit out of it.
Your mama is so fat.
She went on a diet and solved world hunger!
A blind woman told her husband someone is coming. He asks how do you know, you can't see. She replies, "I can taste it."
Yo mama so fat, she called Dr. Seuss and he couldn’t even rhyme back.
Your mom is so ugly her face would split in half when she sees you.