She jokes
Yo mama's so stupid, she tried to eat Eminem.
How did Rihanna find out Chris Brown was cheating on her? She found another woman's lipstick on his knuckles.
The best news about a pretty girl with special needs is that you can get her to do exactly what you want her to do.
I mean, she probably thinks receiving oral is like 100% blood sausage coming right at her.
Your mama is such a hoe! It took her 4 attempts to pass her driving test. She couldn't get used to the front seat.
My friend Enyaw is gay, she is a cunt.
I asked a pretty, young homeless woman if I could take her home. She smiled at me and said yes.
The look on her face soon changed, however, when I walked off with her cardboard box.
Why did Princess Diana cross the road?
She wasn't wearing a seat belt.
My wife is so fat. She jumped up in the air and got stuck.
Why can’t Chinese people play baseball? Because they ate the bat.
If you don’t get it, a Chinese woman ate a bat and she got the coronavirus (I think).
Why does Helen Keller masturbate with her left hand?
She moans with her right.
Tj if you don't stop trying to ruin Gwen and Prince's relationship then I will scream!!!!!!!!!!
It's some dumb faker and what point of she just wants to be your friend do not understand!
Yo mama so fat that when she went to the fatty competition, they said no because they didn't want professionals.
Your mom checked for your hairline, but she could not find it.
Q: Why did the ballerina get kicked off the stage at the performance?
She was standing way too close to the dancers.
Yo momma so queer that she thinks Paige Stawicki will be the first female in the NHL.
Yo mama's so stupid, she went to the dentist to get a Bluetooth.
Did you hear about the woman who couldn't stop collecting magazines? She had issues.
Yo mama so Karen that when she went to hell, she asked Satan for the manager.
Yo mama's so fat, when she went to the beach in a blue dress, everyone screamed "tsunami!"
Yo mama so stupid, she went to the Super Bowl with a spoon!