She jokes

So guys, I have a friend who is named Sarah, and I was riding bikes with her the other day, and she told me she is gay. I totally support her. I love that she is open about it and not scared to tell people about it. I hope you guys can support her too! I love you all! :)))

A man came up to a girl about to jump off a cliff. The man said, "Why?" She then replies, "There are many monsters in this world, and I am one of them."

So, I went up to an Australian girl. She looked like she was 20, and I said, "Can I have your phone number, sweetheart?" She said, "696969." I said, "Oh, haha, okay." A few days later, her mother called me and said she's 15.

What did Cinderella say when she got to the ball?

"Echhh!"

A German soldier was walking down the street in a hail storm and a woman got hit unconscious. He ran over to see if she was ok. Other people came running over. They asked what happened, and the German soldier said, "Hail hit her."

Yo mama so clumsy, she gave birth to you.

You're dumb, but that's not what she said.

How did Sally die?

She got shot.

Yo mama so old that when she farts, she farts dust!

One day a woman met with a man behind an abandoned shop.

The man asked for some crack.

The woman turned around and said, "Here."

That's where the crack was, you guessed it.

The next day, she wiped it clean, ready for the next guest who "wanted crack."

Your mom shat you out after having Taco Bell. That’s why she calls you a little shat.

Yo mama is so fat, I thought she was a beach whale.

Stop joking about Helen Keller so much! It’s rude, poor woman! You all just wait till she hears about this!

Why did Princess Diana cross the road? She wasn't wearing a seat belt.

Your mom is so fat she ate an iPad and said, "Ahqah!" funny food mmm banana and hehe haha! And what deal with airline food? It's not white and it's not black and it's not Asian!? AHAH? DSF

Ur mum smells like shit, yeah, so she sucks a man off and washing machine. Yo, don’t at me, yeah, you chicken breath.

Jomama so dumb, she brung a spoon to the Super Bowl.

I had sex with my German girlfriend; it was kinda weird though. She kept yelling her age. I don't know why.

Your mama is so fat. When she went skydiving, it caused a global panic.

Your mama is so fat and stupid. She got hit by a school bus. Her reply was, "Who threw that Twinkie at me?"