A blind woman told her husband someone is coming. He asks how do you know, you can't see. She replies, "I can taste it."
She Jokes
Yo mama so fat, she called Dr. Seuss and he couldn’t even rhyme back.
Your mom is so ugly her face would split in half when she sees you.
Yo mama so fat, a bus ran into her and she said, "WHO THREW THAT TWINKIE AT ME?!"
Yo momma so fat she died at 5. Her kids, f
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My friend is so ugly, she got surgery twice, but not even that could fix her.
Yo mama's so fat, she thinks the buffet is the starter plate.
I went on a date with an Eastern European chick. She got mad because I rushed her...
Get it? It's Russia, and I rushed her.
Yo mama so fat, she can’t even fit on the rainbow.
The highest praise my wife gave to me was when she told me, "The best feminine attribute on your body as a woman would be your p🍆nis." 🥰
Yo momma so fat, she farts out volcanoes.
Your mom is just like Rapunzel, but instead of letting down her hair, she lets everyone down! OHHHHH!
Your momma's so fat, she farted in bed and blew the covers off.
My sister is so dumb, she genuinely spent lockdown studying for a COVID test.
Yo mama so fat that every time she takes a swim, the Arctic sinks by a mile!
Yo mamma so dumb, she put two quarters in her ears and thought she was listening to 50 Cent.
One day, someone's ex was going to the kitchen to get something to eat, and her ex-boyfriend was there and gave her an apple. Next minute, she had chlamydia. What did the boyfriend do?
Your mom is so fat that she doesn't need WiFi because she is worldwide.
Yo mama so fat, when she had an interview for NASA, they said, "We don't hire planets."
Yo mama so fat that when she sits around the earth, she sits around the earth.