She jokes

Helen Keller

Stop joking about Helen Keller so much! It’s rude, poor woman! You all just wait till she hears about this!

Mom

Your mom is so fat she ate an iPad and said, "Ahqah!" funny food mmm banana and hehe haha! And what deal with airline food? It's not white and it's not black and it's not Asian!? AHAH? DSF

Mum

Ur mum smells like shit, yeah, so she sucks a man off and washing machine. Yo, don’t at me, yeah, you chicken breath.

Sex

I had sex with my German girlfriend; it was kinda weird though. She kept yelling her age. I don't know why.

Mama

Your mama is so fat. When she went skydiving, it caused a global panic.

Mama

Your mama is so fat and stupid. She got hit by a school bus. Her reply was, "Who threw that Twinkie at me?"

Sister

You know, that I see my sister at home from school. She says everyone bullies me. I say, "Because you're a fat a**."

Mama

Your mama is so old, she made a book bigger than the Bible about her life.

Mama

Your mama is so stupid she stayed up all night so she can get some sleep.

Mama

Yo mama is so fat, she jumped on a trampoline and she broke it.

Mama

Yo mama so fat, she fell over. Nobody laughed, but the ground cracked up.

Mama

Your mama is so ugly, she doesn't have to flush the toilet. She already scared the shit out of it.

Mama

Your mama is so fat.

She went on a diet and solved world hunger!

Woman

A blind woman told her husband someone is coming. He asks how do you know, you can't see. She replies, "I can taste it."

Mom

Your mom is so ugly her face would split in half when she sees you.