I told a girl she was cute, and she said, "Aw, tysm."
How does she know I have that?
When a pregnant lady gives birth, it looks like she is having an erection.
What does your mom say when she is working?
Nothing, it's rude to talk with your mouth full.
What did the lettuce say when she is popping the champagne?
A guy gets home from work to see his girlfriend packing, and he asks her why she is packing. The girl says, "Because I found out you're a pedophile." The guy goes, "A pedophile?" And she says, "Yes." The guy goes, "That's a big word for a 12-year-old."
Your mama is so fat, when she farted, the world had to wear gas masks.
Yo mama is so pretty, she could get in a car crash because boys are staring at her.
Your mama is so fat and stupid. She got hit by a school bus. Her reply was, "Who threw that Twinkie at me?"
You know, that I see my sister at home from school. She says everyone bullies me. I say, "Because you're a fat a**."
Your mama is so old, she made a book bigger than the Bible about her life.
Yo mama is so fat, she jumped on a trampoline and she broke it.
Your mama is so stupid she stayed up all night so she can get some sleep.
I had sex with my German girlfriend; it was kinda weird though. She kept yelling her age. I don't know why.
Jomama so dumb, she brung a spoon to the Super Bowl.
why did sally fall off the swing... she had no arms why did joe get hit by a bus... sally was driving it where did sally go during the bombing... everywhere
Your mom is just like Rapunzel, but instead of letting down her hair, she lets everyone down! OHHHHH!
Yo mama so vegetarian that she loves the Vegan Teacher!
Yo mama so fat that every time she takes a swim, the Arctic sinks by a mile!
Your momma's so fat, she farted in bed and blew the covers off.
Yo mamma so dumb, she put two quarters in her ears and thought she was listening to 50 Cent.
