She jokes
Yo mama so fat that when she went in the ocean, Spain claimed her for new land.
When your girlfriend has been vomiting for 2 weeks and you find out she’s not pregnant.
Bf-*yes I knew it was a prank*
She has cancer.
The woman was thinking she wanted to have sex, but one second later, she did it on the street with a criminal.
Your mama is so fat, when she stepped on a scale, it said "Damn!"
A blonde went to an HIV test. When she came back, she said, “The doctors say that I’m all positive!”
{ before Queen Elizabeth ii died :/ she was cracked at fortnite }
Why is Hugh's mum so fucking fat?
Because she ate the 34 other kids she had but now only has 6,789.
Yo mama such a quitter, she di[ed].
Yo mama so fat, that when she gets in a monster truck, it becomes a low-rider!
When Sara gets naked in the shower, she turns her taps on :)
When people mean "phat feast," they don't mean fat.
When yo mumma says "phat," she means FAT but thinks she's cool!
Yo mama so fat, she is fat!
Guess what Sally got for Christmas? Gloves! Jk, she still hasn't opened it.
When your friend moves to Texas and she comes back a cowgirl.
YEEEHAWW!
Yo mama so hot, she can fit in a mug.
When a person went to a restaurant, they died once they were in. Three people were a suspect. Two were suspected because she served the food. Turns out, it was the food!
There are days I feel really bad for my Wife. She has to feed me in the same place I take a dump.
She really hates it when I spit my food back out.
So, one day I walk up to my sister and tell her that she is adopted because she doesn't look like anyone in the family. She starts to cry. My mom asks why she's crying, and I say I told her she was adopted and I was there for the adoption, and we have papers. It was all a lie. She is not adopted, and everything is fine.
What did the bitch say to her sister when she stepped on her toe? Oww, mitosis!
Your mum is so stupid, she tried to take the crown off a "Keep Calm and Carry On" poster so that she could become the new queen of England.
My girlfriend is so fat that when she runs or walks, she falls, so I am breaking up with you.
🙍🏼♀️Fat girlfriend: Nooo, don’t leave me, catch me, ahhh!
🙇🏼♀️Fat girlfriend falls on boyfriend: Ahhhhhh *dump*
🙇🏼♀️🙇🏼Fat girlfriend and boyfriend: Fat girlfriend: U didn’t catch me wawawawa. Boyfriend: Get off me, 900 pounds, ugh, I hate u!
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