She jokes
Yo mama is so fat, she jumped on a trampoline and she broke it.
Yo mama so fat, she had to have 5 doorways to get anywhere!
Therapist: And what is it about this generation that bothers you?
Satan: I give them the intro tour and they just say shit like "ooo spooky lol."
Therapist: That's not so bad.
Satan: When I showed one girl the pit of everlasting flame, she sighed and said "big mood."
Yo mama so fat that when she sits around the earth, she sits around the earth.
Your mom is so fat that she doesn't need WiFi because she is worldwide.
Me always be like on a weekend :
Why did Queen Elizabeth II die? She forgot to heal after all those storms.
Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms.
Why did Joe get hit by a bus? Sally was driving it.
Where did Sally go during the bombing? Everywhere!
Your momma is so fat, when she got in the Pacific, she became the Pacific Ocean.
Your mama's so ugly, she got everything for free.
Yo mama so fat, when she was just there, she made the whole earth go back to the ice age!
Ur mom is so fat that when she came to the front door, she was already at the back door.
Did you hear about the nurse who couldn’t swim?
She ended up under the doc[tor].
Your momma's so fat, she farted in bed and blew the covers off.
Yo mama so fat that every time she takes a swim, the Arctic sinks by a mile!
Yo mamma so dumb, she put two quarters in her ears and thought she was listening to 50 Cent.
Yo mama's so fat, she thinks the buffet is the starter plate.
Yo momma so fat, she farts out volcanoes.
Yo mama so fat, she can’t even fit on the rainbow.
Your mom is just like Rapunzel, but instead of letting down her hair, she lets everyone down! OHHHHH!
My sister is so dumb, she genuinely spent lockdown studying for a COVID test.
Yo mama so ugly, she the real reason all the dodos died.