She jokes

I had sex with my German girlfriend; it was kinda weird though. She kept yelling her age. I don't know why.

Yo mama so fat, she had to have 5 doorways to get anywhere!

Joe Mama's so fat, when she goes in the elevator, she has to go down.

Your mom's so fat, she fell.

Yo mama so stupid, she thought Sodapop Curtis was actual soda.

Yo mama so old that she knew "The Outsiders" when they were "The Insiders."

My friend said she wanted to fly, so I pushed her off a building.

Your mama is so ugly, she doesn't have to flush the toilet. She already scared the shit out of it.

Your mama is so fat. When she went skydiving, it caused a global panic.

Your mama is so fat.

She went on a diet and solved world hunger!

Your mama is so fat and stupid. She got hit by a school bus. Her reply was, "Who threw that Twinkie at me?"

You know, that I see my sister at home from school. She says everyone bullies me. I say, "Because you're a fat a**."

Your mama is so old, she made a book bigger than the Bible about her life.

Yo mama is so fat, she jumped on a trampoline and she broke it.

What did Cinderella say when she got to the ball, guu?

I was at a funeral. I kissed a hot girl I did not know. She was the one that died.

Do you know that Helen Keller had a dog?

Neither did she.

Yo momma so stupid that someone said, "You're not that wealthy," and she went to a doctor.

Your mom is so fat, she fell down the Grand Canyon and got stuck!

Your mama is so stupid, when her phone died, she bared it, lol.