She jokes
Your mom is so fat, she fell down the Grand Canyon and got stuck!
Yo mama so fat when she wanted to get wet, she used the highway as a slippin' slide!
Your momma's so fat, when she asked for a water bed, they put a blanket over the ocean.
Aliana is so fat, she can't fit through a hula hoop.
Yo mama so fat, she is fat.
Yo mama is so stupid, she had to retake preschool 20 times!
Why did the banana go to the doctor? Because she felt peely!
What is black and white and red all over? A newspaper.
A delivery service called “Ross Deliveries” was known to be the best in town. They never got anything wrong. One day, Rachelle got a delivery, but when it arrived, it was all broken! How is this possible?
I never said which delivery service she used. Lol.
Your momma so fat, when she asked for a water bed, she got a concrete bed.
Yo mama is so fat, when she walked past the TV, I missed three episodes.
Yo mama is so fat, she jumped on a trampoline and she broke it.
Your mama is so ugly, she doesn't have to flush the toilet. She already scared the shit out of it.
Your mama is so fat. When she went skydiving, it caused a global panic.
Your mama is so fat.
She went on a diet and solved world hunger!
Your mama is so fat and stupid. She got hit by a school bus. Her reply was, "Who threw that Twinkie at me?"
Your mom's so fat, she fell.
You know, that I see my sister at home from school. She says everyone bullies me. I say, "Because you're a fat a**."
Your mama is so old, she made a book bigger than the Bible about her life.
Your mama is so fat that when she jumped, they found water on Mars.
Your mom is so fat, when she went to the ugly contest, they said, "No professionals."