She jokes

Your mom is so ugly her face would split in half when she sees you.

My friend is so ugly, she got surgery twice, but not even that could fix her.

Yo mama so fat, she can’t even fit on the rainbow.

Yo momma so fat, she farts out volcanoes.

Yo mama so fat, she called Dr. Seuss and he couldn’t even rhyme back.

One day, someone's ex was going to the kitchen to get something to eat, and her ex-boyfriend was there and gave her an apple. Next minute, she had chlamydia. What did the boyfriend do?

There’s this girl who gets bullied for being in a wheelchair.

Why don’t she stand up for herself?

My dad tells me and my sister to stop arguing, so she elbowed me in my damn nose.

A guy is at his locker, and a girl comes and says, "Hey, I love you."

He says, "Okay, cool." She then replies and says, "Well, what do you think about our love?" He says, "Count the stars."

Then she says, "Oh, infinity!" and he replies with, "Nope, it's just a waste of time."

Why did Diana cross the road? Because she wasn't wearing a seatbelt.

A girl and dog get dropped off at an orphanage. Why was she crying before she went in? Because the people came back for their dog!

Yo mama so fat, when she jumped, gravity was no more.

Would you rather eat a girl out who has: herpes, COVID, and AIDS while she is on her period?

Or eat live worms, bats, and mice?

She (DYM 126).

Hey, yesterday I played with my sister. When I woke up, she was gone.

Your momma's so fat, she farted in bed and blew the covers off.

Yo mamma so dumb, she put two quarters in her ears and thought she was listening to 50 Cent.

Your mom is just like Rapunzel, but instead of letting down her hair, she lets everyone down! OHHHHH!

My sister is so dumb, she genuinely spent lockdown studying for a COVID test.

Yo mama so ugly, she the real reason all the dodos died.