She Jokes

There was a cleaning lady with a vacuum cleaner. She sucked!

Someone asked the former 2016 presidential candidate Hillary Clinton why she lost the 2016 presidential election to Donald John Trump, and the former 2016 presidential candidate Hillary Clinton said, "Because someone asked her what she would do for a Klondike Bar?"

Yo mama so dumb she failed lunch.

Yo mama so stupid that she thought Subway was a place where you buy subways.

yo mama so fat she classified as a whole solar system

Yo mama's so dumb, her dad said, "You're driving me crazy," and she said, "I didn't know crazy was a place!"

Yo mama so ugly she went to a fat concert and they said no experts allowed 😂

yo mama so fat when she went on the weighing scale it aid to be continued.

My friend's name is Campbell, so she must love soup.

Yo mama so dumb she failed the survey.

yo mama so fat she starts the alphabet with the letter O... OBCD

I took my girlfriend to the beach and a marine biologist thought she was a beluga whale I took my girlfriend to the beach and a marine biologist thought she was a beluga whale I took my girlfriend to the beach and a marine biologist thought she was a beluga whale

Yo momma so fat when she went in the Skeld, she couldn't be ejected.

My wife and I went to the bar to get a drink, but 2 mins later, I see her dead on the ground. I guess she couldn't see the bottle flying at her face. Then I laughed and went home.

Your mom is so fat, she played bowling with the planets.

Why was Huggy Wuggy not able to hug Cody’s mom?

Because she was so fat he couldn’t fit his arms around her.

My newly wed wife is a porn star. She would probably kill me if she found out.

Yo mom is so fat when she went to sit on the couch it said, "To be continued."

I was listening to some Drake in class.

My teacher shouted to turn it off. She then exclaimed that "Drake is mid and his music is very Pessi!" I didn’t understand the meaning until I checked the dictionary and realised it is a synonym for overrated.