Your mom so fat she fell
Your mama is so fat. She went on a diet and solved world hunger.
Your mama is so fat. When she went skydiving it caused a global panic.
Joe Mama so fat when she goes in the elevator she has to go DOWN
Your mama is so ugly she doesn't have to flush the toilet. She already scared the shit out of it.
yo mama so fat she fell over Nobody laughed but the ground cracked up
me and a girl went on a walk...then she notest me then we went for a run :)
Yo mama so FAT that when she sits around the earth she sits around the earth.
Yo mama so fat, she had to have 5 doorways to get anywhere!
I was at a funeral. I kissed a hot girl I did not know. She was the one that died.
Therapist: And what is it about this generation that bothers you?
Satan: I give them the intro tour and they just say shit like "ooo spooky lol."
Therapist: That's not so bad.
Satan: When I showed one girl the pit of everlasting flame, she sighed and said "big mood."
Why did Queen Elizabeth II die? She forgot to heal after all those storms.
Yo mama so fat, when she was just there, she made the whole earth go back to the ice age!
Ur mom is so fat that when she came to the front door, she was already at the back door.
Your momma is so fat, when she got in the Pacific, she became the Pacific Ocean.
Your mama's so ugly, she got everything for free.
Yo mama so fat, when she had an interview for NASA, they said, "We don't hire planets."
Your mom is so old, she walked into an antique store and they kept her.
Your mom is so dumb, she called me asking for my phone #.
Yo mama so old that she knew "The Outsiders" when they were "The Insiders."
Yo mama so stupid, she thought Sodapop Curtis was actual soda.
I was watching The Conjuring with an emo person. She said she likes the part where the girl was hanging. I said, "Why? Because you wish it were you?"
