She jokes
tbh, I was not even talking to you guys. I was talking to the funny jokes about Ariana, and people were saying she was adopted, so, tbh, fuck off!
Yo momma is so dumb that she couldn't even get three words into this joke. Maybe that's why she gave it a thumb's down...
Well, yo mama is fat, and when she loses weight, all the food that she has is hers, but the Africans get none.
When you look exactly like your dead cousin and everybody thinks she faked her death.
FUCKING MENT
Yo mama so fat that she broke the chair by sitting on it.
Bestie Hannah heard that bestie Iz had a migraine! What did she do? She said, "My grains don’t hurt that much, at least not when the animals eat them!"
Why did Zayn Malik get his girlfriend to convert to Islam? So she can declare GiGIHADid.
Yo mama so skinny, she choked on a SINGLE STRAND OF SPAGHETTI!
Yo mama's so ugly, she went into a haunted house......
And came back out with a job application, then that ran away *CAUSE SHE'S A UGLY FUCK*
When a person went to a restaurant, they died once they were in. Three people were a suspect. Two were suspected because she served the food. Turns out, it was the food!
Yo mama is so ugly, she scared the sh*t out of the toilet.
Your mama is so fat, when she stepped on a scale, it said "Damn!"
Why is Hugh's mum so fucking fat?
Because she ate the 34 other kids she had but now only has 6,789.
A blonde went to an HIV test. When she came back, she said, “The doctors say that I’m all positive!”
Guess what Sally got for Christmas? Gloves! Jk, she still hasn't opened it.
My mom told me she couldn't open the garage door. Then it opened up to me that it wasn't broke anymore.
When Sara gets naked in the shower, she turns her taps on :)
When she says she wrestles, so you pull out your dick and she punches it.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
Because they can't find home plate.
Yo mama so fat, she is fat!