She jokes
Why did the goat have an abortion?
Because she already had too many kids!
Today at the bank, an old lady asked me to check her balance, so I pushed her... she had really bad balance.
A 6-year-old girl decides to get baptized. She walks into the water of the river. Unfortunately, the pastor was drunk. The pastor put her in the water and dunked her under. The drunken man then forgot to bring her up from the water. The poor girl drowned and died...
Later on, when the pastor was better and thrown in jail, all he had to say to the mortified family was, “Well, at least she’s in heaven!”
Your mum is so fat that when she looks in the mirror, the mirror cracked!
What do you call Jamieilyah when she is sleeping?
Sleeping Beauty.
Yo mama so fat!
She sunk the Titanic. She put on a blue coat and they thought she was an iceberg!
So guys, I have a friend who is named Sarah, and I was riding bikes with her the other day, and she told me she is gay. I totally support her. I love that she is open about it and not scared to tell people about it. I hope you guys can support her too! I love you all! :)))
A man came up to a girl about to jump off a cliff. The man said, "Why?" She then replies, "There are many monsters in this world, and I am one of them."
So, I went up to an Australian girl. She looked like she was 20, and I said, "Can I have your phone number, sweetheart?" She said, "696969." I said, "Oh, haha, okay." A few days later, her mother called me and said she's 15.
What did Cinderella say when she got to the ball?
"Echhh!"
A German soldier was walking down the street in a hail storm and a woman got hit unconscious. He ran over to see if she was ok. Other people came running over. They asked what happened, and the German soldier said, "Hail hit her."
Your mom is so fat that she only knows three letters, which are "KFC."
Yo mama so clumsy, she gave birth to you.
You're dumb, but that's not what she said.
How did Sally die?
She got shot.
Yo mama so old that when she farts, she farts dust!
One day a woman met with a man behind an abandoned shop.
The man asked for some crack.
The woman turned around and said, "Here."
That's where the crack was, you guessed it.
The next day, she wiped it clean, ready for the next guest who "wanted crack."
Your mom shat you out after having Taco Bell. That’s why she calls you a little shat.
Yo mama is so fat, I thought she was a beach whale.
Stop joking about Helen Keller so much! It’s rude, poor woman! You all just wait till she hears about this!