Ur mom so stupid that she thought that Seventeen has four ghost members.
She Jokes
Your mom is so ugly that she uses Snapchat filters to make her pretty.
Your mom's been giving me attitude lately, so I told her to shut her mouth. When she did, it caused me to lose 4 inches.
Your mom is so ugly that she made a mirror shatter.
Why is yo mama so fat? She follows rap boat's diet.
Roses are red, Violets are ugly.
Violet thought she was ugly until she saw you!
Your mum is so fat she eats all day!
Your mom is so fat, she starts the alphabet with the letter "o" for obesity, hahaha!
Yo mama so gay that she made left and right turn straight.
Yo mama so lazy that she didn’t give birth to you until you were 15.
Your mom's so small that she hang glided on a Dorito!
Daughter: Dad, why did Mom do best?
Dad: Nothing, except pretend to love us and leave.
Daughter: So she only loves my sister?
Dad: Yep.
Why was Sally sad?
Because she couldn't play pattycake. Sally doesn't have arms.
What did the girl say when she ran through the door?
Ouch.
I was fucking this girl, and I started to make her cry.
She mumbled things and squirmed, but I couldn't hear her through the gag I put in her mouth.
Yo mama so old, she was there when Moses was born.
Sally jumped out a plane, she forgot her parachute!
Knock knock.
Who's there?
Not Sally...
How did she die?
A bomb came down whilst falling through the sky.
Knock knock.
Who's there?
A bomb.
Your mum's so fat that when she goes to KFC, they run out of stock of chicken.
Teacher: "Stand up, class!"
She is sitting down.
Teacher: "Whoever stands up is stupid!"
Cause she knows how I like it, and that I’m a little young to be in the bed, butt-naked doin' your mom.
