She jokes

Jay and Andrew are best friends who are almost alike. The difference between them both is Jay is poor and well... Andrew, on the other hand, is suck-a-dick poor. Let me explain, Jay wakes up in his room, walks to the kitchen, and asks his mom, Lisa (I call her Lisa now, btw), if there is anything to eat. "No, bitch!" she replies, so Jay drinks a glass of milk and goes back to bed.

Now Andrew... wakes up, jumps out of bed, and he's in the kitchen. He sees his mom fixing some food for work after a long hard night of giving her husband blue balls. "Anything left for me, Mother?" Andrew asks. "Sorry, Honey, I have to eat to put food on the table and to get the running again." *so she goes to work, taking her time* Andrew sits by his bedside and says to himself, "Man... I'd suck a dick for some water right now." *his mom storms back after hearing what he had said* "I'll buy you a soda if you do my first customer for me!"

Little Steven was scared to take a shower by himself, so he asked his mum to shower with him. She said ok just don’t look up. He looked up and said wow what are those. She said they are headlights. He looked under and stuck his finger in it and said oh what is that. She said that’s a Pu-pu-pu Bush!!

The next day Steven’s mom wasn’t home so he asked his Papa can I shower with you? He said ok just don’t look up. Well Steven looked up and said WTH IS THAT? His dad said it’s a Snake. That night he asked his parents if he can sleep with them. They said ok Just don’t look under the covers. He grew bored then looked under and Screamed mom turn on the headlights There’s a snake in the bush.

Yo mama's so stupid, she frickin' died at the Super Bowl!

Yo mama so far that when she walks outside at 8 a.m., it becomes midnight all over again.

A man walks into a forest and sees a girl crying. He asks her, "What is wrong?"

She replies, "I lost my family, my friends, and my home."

The man then unties his pants and says, "Then young lady, your day is about to get worse!"

A big hefty porker left his balls exposed and said,

"Misses!! Come here and step upon mine balls, please!!! I pay top dollar for this extreme delight!"

She pippity popped his balls like there was no tomorrow.

And he said "yuh yuh ay ay crush these nuts nuts!"

Yo mama eat so much that she threw up a thousand times and said, "Help me, son!"

Cause she loves to toss the salad even though she ain’t a chef!

I have a friend named Mole.

She plays a game called "sandbox" to dig up dirt...

Yo mama was so fat that she jumped so hard, and the earth started shaking like an earthquake.

Yo mama's so fat, she wrestled a polar bear and won.

Yo momma so ugly when she the and ugly weird the and she ugly!

My mom said the only way to cure depression is to do what she does. She's dead.

Yo mama so fat, she was mistaken for Eric Cartman from South Park.

Well, yo mama is fat, and when she loses weight, all the food that she has is hers, but the Africans get none.

Why did your dad FUCKING LEAVE YOU? He went to suck balls.

What did Cinderella do when she got to the ball?

She gagged.

Yo mama's so fat, there's not enough yo mama's so fat jokes to tell how fat she is.

Your mum's so dumb, she thought Pornhub was a corn hub!

Yo mama so gay, she almost passed away.

When the guy asks the girl if she's wet, she replies, "Yeah, milky knickers!"