She jokes

Yo mama so stupid.

When she was in mandarin class, she asked, "Where are the mandarins? I'm hungry."

Who’s the hottest girl in the world?

Babe Ruth cuz she catches the sun.

Why did Sarah call off the swing? Because she has no arms.

Knock knock. Who's there? Not Sarah.

Yo mama so fat that she should be worried for her health and go see a doctor.

I lent my sister my bed. The next morning, she told me it worked like a dream.

Yo mama so old, she was Jesus' nanny! 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

Yo mama so stupid, she asks for the restroom on Amazon.

When Caesar’s wife told him she dreamed he should beware the Ides of March, he scoffed and said, “What? It’s not like I’m gonna be stabbed 23 times by my best buddies!”

Your mom is so fat she won't be in a coffin when she dies. She won't fit in it.

"Knock knock."

"Who's there?"

"Steve!"

"Steve who?"

Steve cries, aware that his grandmother's Alzheimer's has reached a point where she can no longer remember him.

My mom told me that she and the owner of a Chinese restaurant made a deal. Now we get free Chinese food. So I ask my mom why do we get free Chinese food? Then my mom said, "I love him long time."

Jack took Jill up a hill to have a picnic, but Jack and Jill got drunk. They then Jill unzipped Jack's fly, then said, "You know you want me to."

He said yes, so she took off her dress and bra. Jack took his pants and shirt off too. They both went in the well together and played a game: Jack's candy stick in Jill's candy stick. Next, Jill was sucking Jack's candy stick while Jack licked and sucked her candy stick, then Jill sat on Jack's candy stick while making out.

Ur mom so stupid that she thought that Seventeen has four ghost members.

"Yo mama's so fat that when she farts, Al Gore accuses her of global warming."

I dated a girl, and I didn’t know she was previously in an abusive relationship.

I thought she just REALLY hated high-fives.

Yo mama so fat that when she pooped, poop exploded everywhere!

Yo mama so fat, she went to space and there was no space left.

Yo mama so lazy that she didn’t give birth to you until you were 15.

Hey, if you've watched Twilight with Edward, Bella, and Jacob, then here's something for you.

Do you think Bella should have gotten with Jacob? I think she should have, ngl.

Hi guys, jokes for sister.

So I was listening to a song about "I hate you, are annoying, sister. I'm small and I'm smart," and when I showed it to her, she killed me, and later I was dancing and crying.