She jokes
"Little John, she is fat." How? He said, "Like a pig."
I told my therapist you are too fat and ugly to date grown men. Then she asked me, "You wanna give a judgemental reaction about that?" I said, "Okay, you smell rat pee on somebody's cock."
Yo mama so stupid, she made an appointment with Dr. Pepper.
Yo mama so fat, she stand on the scale and the scale says: "I want your weight, not your phone number!"
My sister beat me in a race. She gave me a raspberry. I was bitter.
She invited me in the house, and we started makin' out again.
My sister said, "LET'S GO TO PIZZA!" So, I went to the pizza shop with her and she replied, "We really only needed the car?"
There are days I feel really bad for my Wife. She has to feed me in the same place I take a dump.
She really hates it when I spit my food back out.
A lady comes into the boys' bathroom and a boy sees her.
"This is not a girls' bathroom," he says.
She answers, "I don’t care," she says, "I NEED TO PEE!"
Yo mamma is so dumb, she will watch Disney Junior all night long.
My wife called me ugly, and then when she found out how much money I actually make, she called me ugly and broke.
Your momma is so fat, she doesn't need Wi-Fi, she is already worldwide!
Yo mama so fat that when she pooped, poop exploded everywhere!
Ur mom so stupid that she thought that Seventeen has four ghost members.
Your mom is so ugly that she uses Snapchat filters to make her pretty.
Your mom's been giving me attitude lately, so I told her to shut her mouth. When she did, it caused me to lose 4 inches.
Your mom is so ugly that she made a mirror shatter.
Why is yo mama so fat? She follows rap boat's diet.
Roses are red, Violets are ugly.
Violet thought she was ugly until she saw you!
Your mum is so fat she eats all day!