She jokes

Mum

Your mum is so fat that she took a spoon to the supercool.

Teacher

I confessed to my crush in preschool. Unfortunately, she rejected me. I just carried on and got right back to teaching.

Memes

Mama

Yo mama so Karen that when she went to hell, she asked Satan for the manager.

Spoon

Your mum is so fat and so dumb that she took a spoon to the Super Bowl.

Momma

Yo momma so queer that she thinks Paige Stawicki will be the first female in the NHL.

Mama

Yo mama so ugly when she looked in the mirror, her reflection threw up and ran away.

Vibrator

Okay, what do you call that purple thing in your mom's top dresser drawer that she calls her best best friend for some weird reason?

Dad better look out from Bob, battery-operated boyfriend, hahaha!

Mama

"Yo mama so fat when she got buried it took them all the trees on Earth for her coffin."

Mama

Your mama is so fat that when she went to the scale, it said, "No elephants allowed!"

Mama

Yo mama so fat that when she went on the scale, it showed her phone number.

Dyslexic

I'm dyslexic. My sister was reading, "What's the book?" I asked. She showed me the cover. "You reading 'The Scared Bull'?" I asked. She started laughing. "No, 'The Sacred Bull'!"

Mama

Yo mama so fat, she was the lead balloon in the Thanksgiving day parade next to Kermit the Frog.

Mama

Your mama is so fat, when Thanos snapped his finger, she only lost weight.

Mama

Yo mama's so stupid that when she went to the Super Bowl, she brought a spoon.