She jokes
Yo mama so ugly that she gives Freddy Krueger nightmares.
I know this girl, Kamelah. She say, "What are you looking at?" I said, "I’m just tryna figure out why it look like Santa stole your hairline."
Her Name was Lola. She was a loner. At the Copa I saw her And I just wanted to bone her!
Her name was Lola.
She was a loner.
At the Copa.
Then I saw her,
And I got a boner.
The next morning,
She couldn't remember if I banged her.
Why is Jenna Marbles so funny? She lost all her marbles.
Yo mama so nasty, she gave yo daddy head, then gave you a kiss good night.
I bought my sister a trampoline. She sat in her wheelchair and cried.
Yo mama so fat that when she sits, she makes a 7.4 earthquake.
Yo mama so stupid, she brought a giant spoon to the Super Bowl.
Why do people hate Velma now?
Because she joined the Dark Side.
Husband: My wife and I went to the beach today.
Husband: She was wearing a blue wetsuit.
Husband: The second we entered the beach,
Pedestrians: "TSUNAMI! TSUNAMI!"
My girlfriend asked me to hand her lipstick, but I accidentally passed her a glue stick. She still isn't talking to me.
You can tell if a woman is angry if she is holding a gun.
Yo mama so fat that when she took a selfie, she needed two phones.
Yo mama so fat that when she walked past the TV, you missed three episodes of your favorite show.
Yo mama's so fat, when she walked by the TV when I was watching a show, I waited, and when she finally passed by, Netflix said suggestions: Hulu, and Peacock.
Your mom is so fat that when she stood on a scale, it said, "We need an actual person, not an elephant!"
I confessed to my crush in preschool. Unfortunately, she rejected me. I just carried on and got right back to teaching.
Yo mama is so stupid that she asked how much is a free sample.
Your mum is so fat and so dumb that she took a spoon to the Super Bowl.