She jokes

"I miss you.

Being happy was never that hard without you..."

Someone's dad: You think he/she wants to join me? I didn't get the milk...

My mum is a vegan. She brings us to after school seitan.

My girlfriend is so stupid, she asked me if I wanted to shower with her to save money on our water bill, while we were staying at a hotel where we didn't even have to pay the water bill.

Yo mama so fat that when she sits, she makes a 7.4 earthquake.

Yo mama's so fat, people think she only has one side!

Yo mama so dumb, she thought TikTok was an alarm setup.

My science teacher was talking about natural selection.

At one point, she asked me to name the first person to theorize about it. I said, "Eric Harris." It was on his shirt.

If you don't get the joke, look up "Eric Harris natural selection."

Your mom is so fat that when she stood on a scale, it said, "We need an actual person, not an elephant!"

Your mum is so fat that she took a spoon to the supercool.

Yo mama so fat, every time she measures her carbon footprint the website breaks.

Your mum's so fat, she fell into the Grand Canyon and got stuck going down.

I was at the park the other day and sat down on the bench next to a mum and her daughter, and she asked which one was my kid, and I said I haven't decided yet.

My mom told me to help her with the laser, but it was opposite day, so I pushed her down.

She said help, so I kicked her.

Imagine you ask a girl out in braille.

And she leaves you on felt.

Your mama is so ugly, when she went to the circus they thought she was Pennywise, Mom.

Your mum is so stupid, when she went on your phone it got fat.

So you mom call she side when Covin come home?

Once the old lady told me she had wisdom, but after she voted! 🤯

Yo mama so fat, when she jumps, NASA says a meteor hits Earth.

I gave my sister a compliment and said she's pretty, then while she was saying thanks, I said, "pretty ugly."

Me: You are pretty. Her: Thanks. Me: Pretty ugly.