She jokes
The way ladies cheat nowadays is very alarming.
She might give birth to twins, but each twin having a different father. đ
My mom told me to help her with the laser, but it was opposite day, so I pushed her down.
She said help, so I kicked her.
Your mum's so fat, she fell into the Grand Canyon and got stuck going down.
What did Hermione say when she pantsed someone?
"Wow, Harry!"
Why did Princess Diana cross the road?
She wasnât wearing a seat belt.
Memes
When she says "parents aren't home" so you rush upstairs.
Your mama is so stupid, she made an appointment with Dr. Pepper.
Yo mama so fat...
That when she used a jump rope... Every time she jumped caused a giant cataclysm!
Your mother is so fat, she actually went on a diet and started exercising, and I hear she's doing quite well now.
Yo mama so stupid, she went to Dr. Pepper for a check up.
Yo mama's so fat, when she went on the scale it said, "Still counting."
My girlfriend told me that she wonders what our kids will look like.
No, they will be wondering what I look like.
Your mama's so ugly, when she looked in the mirror, it said, "Viewer discretion advised!"
Your mama is so fat, she sunk Atlantis even though it's in the ocean!
Your mom's so fat, she annexed Crimea!
I was at school today, and one of my friends said after a test, "Man, that was hard." After that, I started laughing and I said, "That's what she said."
A: Why did Sally fall off the swing?
B: Why?
A: Because she has no arms.
Knock, knock.
B: Who's there?
A: Not Sally.
Joe was eating ice cream while walking on the street. He dropped his ice cream. Why?
B: I don't know, why?
A: Because Sally was driving the car.
Yesterday a woman stabbed me, so I stabbed her back. Then I realized she was the vaccine woman.
Your Mom is so friking fat, that when she ripped her pants and went to the seamster, they said, "We don't sew curtains!"
My girlfriendâs dog died, so I bought her another, identical one.
She just screamed at me and said: âWhat am I meant to do with two dead dogs?!?â