She jokes
Why did Sally not come home from school today?
Because she got hit by a bus.
Why did Sally not come home from school today?
Because she died by a flying brick!
I'm so bored and miserable, that I have sex with my inflatable girlfriend every night.
The best part? She don't talk back.
Women should be seen and not heard.
But how would you control that if she was screaming "NO!!!" in the bedroom?
Your mom is the biggest tosser on the planet, yeah, you heard right.
I don't have to strain myself a blood vessel and be wankin' solo anymore; she saved me a whole load of arthritis.
She asked me if I was hung like a horse, but I said no.
I'm hung like a person who wants to die, but then the rope broke.
Beauty is blind? Ya damn right, 'cause that's what happened when she saw your ass.
Your mama is so stupid, she put a ruler under her pillow to measure how long she slept.
Yo mama so fat when she goes to the shoe store, she needs to take their advice and get XXXXL.
Yo mama so fat, she was the asteroid that killed the dinos.
Yo mama so fat, she has her own gravitational pull.
A priest asks a nun if she has slept with anyone, and the nun says, "Yes, a fucking hot girl!"
Your mama is so fat that when she went to the scale, it said, "No elephants allowed!"
Your momma is so fat that when she egged the Twin Towers, she threw a airplane on accident.
Yo mama so fat, she was the lead balloon in the Thanksgiving day parade next to Kermit the Frog.
Your mama is so fat, when Thanos snapped his finger, she only lost weight.
Yo momma so dumb that she thought Auradon was in "Varian And The Seven Kingdoms."
Spell "Peppa." Okay. P. E. P. P. A. Hahaha! You said peepee.
I tried this with my sister Makenna because she loves Peppa Pig and has a backpack of it. So I told her to spell her backpack's letters and tricked her... And she is only four years old and my secret is I am only eight years old.
Yo mama's so stupid that when she went to the Super Bowl, she brought a spoon.
Yo mama so fat, she can't go up the elevator; she can only go down.