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Yo mama so fat that when she went on the scale, it showed her phone number.
I'm dyslexic. My sister was reading, "What's the book?" I asked. She showed me the cover. "You reading 'The Scared Bull'?" I asked. She started laughing. "No, 'The Sacred Bull'!"
Yo mama so fat, she was the lead balloon in the Thanksgiving day parade next to Kermit the Frog.
Your mama is so fat, when Thanos snapped his finger, she only lost weight.
Yo mama's so stupid that when she went to the Super Bowl, she brought a spoon.
Yo mama is so fat, she gave a memory foam mattress Alzheimer's.
Yo mama so fat if she turned into food, she could solve world hunger.
Yo mama so fat she is the Google JavaScript loading.
Yo mama so nasty, she gave yo daddy head, then gave you a kiss good night.
My mum is a vegan. She brings us to after school seitan.
Yo mama so fat that when she sits, she makes a 7.4 earthquake.
Yo mama so dumb, when her computer was asking for cookies, she grabbed a cookie, smashed it onto the screen, and broke the computer.
Yo mama's so fat, when she walked by the TV when I was watching a show, I waited, and when she finally passed by, Netflix said suggestions: Hulu, and Peacock.
Yo mama's so fat, people think she only has one side!
Your mom is so fat that when she stood on a scale, it said, "We need an actual person, not an elephant!"
Shaenaya hates me, help! And she wants to suck off ******* and ****** and ***** and *****.
Yo mama so ugly that on Halloween she didn't get candy.
"I see, I see." "Oh, do you see?" "I see 1st place looking at me." "Hi, donāt be shy, just say hi." She was shy, she didnāt say hi. Softball cheers.
Yo mama so ugly, when she entered the scare factory, she came out with a job application.
Why did Sally fall off the swing?
Because she had no arms.
Knock, knock!
Who's there?
Not Sally.