She jokes
Yo mama so ugly, she the real reason all the dodos died.
Your momma's so fat, when she pulls her knickers down, her ass is still in 'em!
Yo momma's so fat, she rolled out the bed, out the room, down the stairs, smashed through the window, rolled down the road, and got stuck in the Grand Canyon.
Listen, if my mom sees me on Roblox at 3 a.m., she said she would bang my head against the keyboardndfndfnnckvnksdvknkdsfnvbfw.
What was Helen Keller's favorite game when she was a kid?
I spy.
When you think she likes someone else
Yo mama is so fat, when she was a spy, she was called "double obese."
What does a beaten woman do when she comes home from the hospital?
Dishes if she knows what's good for her health.
When you tell her you are about to "COME," she says no, don't, please just keep going.
Shenron: THAT IS BEYOND MY POWER.
Everyone makes mistakes. Like my mom, she made a mistake 13 years ago.
Yo mamma so old that when she farts, we have to dust again.
One day, a lady and her husband were talking and it was time for dinner. He got up and sat at the dining room table, and the lady brought the plate of food in and she sat it down in front of him. "What's this?" he said. The lady said, "A piece of shit...honey! Want some water to drink?"
I will unplug your life support to kill my mum and give her it so she can bleed more.
Your mom was so fat that she couldn't have a man and couldn't go through the door.
I'M JOKING, DON'T GET MAD!
Yo momma so fat that when she fell, I didn't laugh, but the floor cracked up.
Yo mamma so fat that she like that ocean, we haven't even explored 5% of her yet.
Yo mamma so dumb that she jumped off a building after drinking Red Bull.
Yo mamma so poor that when we went on a date, she took off her shoe laces and said "spaghetti."
Yo momma so fat, I asked her to save me a seat, so she sat down and she saved 10, and one by one the legs started popping off.
So your wife has died, and now she is marginally better in bed than before.
If you really want to get her to wiggle, simply add maggots.
Yo mama so fat, when she got ran over, the van did a 360 flip to Mars!