She jokes

Your sister is so short, she needs to roll up her panties.

Yo mama so fat, she found the barrier to outer space!

My wife is so fat! When she goes swimming, she leaves a ring around the lake.

My wife is so fat. She buys her clothes at Tent & Awning!

Your mama is so fat.

She steps on the scales. She has to return in a couple days to get the results.

Your mama is such a hoe! It took her 4 attempts to pass her driving test. She couldn't get used to the front seat.

One time I looked out the window and then I saw my sister, and she wasn’t even my sister anymore...

Yo mama so ugly, when she sweats, the sweat runs down the back of her head to avoid her face.

Your mama so fat that when she sits around the house, she literally sits around the house.

Yo mama was so fat that when she stepped on the scale, the scale said: "OOOWWWWW!!!! Get off me, you overweight bucket of lard."

Yo mama so scary that the monsters have to look under the bed for her.

Yo mama so ugly that the monsters thought that she was their mother.

My wife is so fat, she gets home, her ass gets home a half hour later.

Your mum is so fat, when she was sitting on a scale, the number couldn't even fit on the scale and came shooting out!

Yo mama so ugly, when she was cutting onions, the onions cried instead of her.

Why did your mom cross the road?

You were on the same side as her, and she wanted to get as far away from you as possible.

Your mama is so fat, when her husband said, "Let's go to the Super Bowl," she bought a spoon.

Yo mama so fat...

That when she used a jump rope... Every time she jumped caused a giant cataclysm!

Yo mama so fat that when she saw Thanos and he tried to snap her out of existence, it didn't work, and he said, "Man, I quit!"

Yo mama so fat, she plays tennis with Pluto.

Your mom's so fat, she annexed Crimea!