She jokes

So, I walked up to my grandma and I said, "What color would you be on a rainbow cupcake?" She just turned 61, ok, ok. So I'm like, "I got it, I got it, ok, ok." She's like: "Ok, what color?" I say: "Grey."

Yo mama so stupid, she got hit by a parked car.

Your mom is so hot, if she had an OnlyFans page, she would get more money than companies during Pride Month.

One time I fucked this chick so hard, she almost came back to life.

Yo momma so slutty, she did a mukbang video with dicks instead of food.

Yo mama so stupid that she had an appointment with Dr. Pepper.

This ole boy picked up this hooker and was getting some head driving down the road, and she started gagging on it a little, and he said, "Oh yeah baby, you like that big dick, don't ya?" and she said, "Oh baby, it's not that, ya asshole stinks!"

Yo mama is so dumb, she plays Pokémon and doesn’t catch any.

Yo mama so fat, when she jumped in the pool, the water jumped out!

I asked my mom if I was adopted. She said no, "Why the fuck would I adopt you?" and I said "I'm gonna kill myself," and she also said, "Make sure you do it right this time."

Your mama is so fat, she broke the stairs to Heaven.

Dawn rises on the Serengeti, and she has no idea as to how she got there.

Yo momma's so old that even scientists get baffled about where she lived before Earth was created.

There was once a small earthquake, but when I got outside, I realized my brother was still stuck inside. When I told my mom, she just said, "It doesn't matter, you're my favorite anyway!"

Me: What did my sister do when she dressed up as Elsa and I gave her a balloon?

You: What?

Me: She let it go, let it go!

Ur momma's so fat that when she became a spy her codename was OObese.

Yo mama so fat, she the ice burg.

Comment anything if you liked the picture of Kenya in her bra!

Hint: It was a red bra with pink strips! And it said, "I love everyone!"

#she is sex*

Why did the oxygen molecules walk out of the singles bar with excitement?

Because she got Avogadro's number!

My friend said she was tired of seeing me every day.

So I pushed her off the side of a cliff.