She jokes

Me: What did my sister do when she dressed up as Elsa and I gave her a balloon?

You: What?

Me: She let it go, let it go!

Yo mama so fat, she the ice burg.

Yo mama so ugly, she made One Direction go the other direction.

So a mom went to her kid and said, "If you pray to God, He will give you your sight back." So he did exactly that.

The next morning, the mom heard a scream, so she went to the kid's room and asked, "What's wrong?" The kid replied, "It didn't work!" The mom said, "April Fools!"

Yo momma's so old that even scientists get baffled about where she lived before Earth was created.

Your mama is so fat, she broke the stairs to Heaven.

There was once a small earthquake, but when I got outside, I realized my brother was still stuck inside. When I told my mom, she just said, "It doesn't matter, you're my favorite anyway!"

Yo momma so slutty, she did a mukbang video with dicks instead of food.

Ur momma's so fat that when she became a spy her codename was OObese.

One time I fucked this chick so hard, she almost came back to life.

I was dying when I called my sister and she said, "Hi, this is Pepperoni's pizza and abortion clinic; your loss, our sauce. How may I help you today?"

Yo mama so ugly, she looked in the mirror and it broke.

So, I was in school, and there was a number saying "696969," so I said to my mother, "What does it mean?" She said, "Your fucking dad and I!"

What did Helen Keller say when she jumped off a bridge? "(sign language)"

Yo mama so stupid, she thought baseballs were at Batman!

Dawn rises on the Serengeti, and she has no idea as to how she got there.

Why did the oxygen molecules walk out of the singles bar with excitement?

Because she got Avogadro's number!

My friend said she was tired of seeing me every day.

So I pushed her off the side of a cliff.

Yo mama so ugly, she made One Direction go the other direction.

I went out with this girl the other night. She wore this real slinky number. She especially looked great going down the stairs.