She jokes

Yo mama so fat, she needs 500,000 calories a day to keep her fueled.

Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because she had no arms.

Knock, knock. "Who's there?" Not Sally.

I fucked a chick named Macy, but she had dyslexia.

So I ended up doing the YMCA.

Yo mama so fat, she eat 60 Big Macs while singing "Badaaha."

My friend jokingly confessed to me she did prostitution (consensual).

She wasn't joking. :0

We are 15....

Your mama's so fat, when she stepped on the scale, it said, "To be continued."

Your mama is so fat that when she went to run in a yellow jumpsuit, the kids thought they missed the school bus.

Joe Mama so fat when she stepped on the sidewalk, I didn't laugh, but the sidewalk cracked up.

Your mama is so stupid. She fell off a bike and didn't know which way to fall!

Your mama is so old, her first Christmas, she was a Wiseman's +1.

Your mama is so fat. She gets winded just thinking about running.

Your mama is so stupid, Patrick Starr ran away because he thought she might be contagious.

Yo mama is so dumb, she plays Pokémon and doesn’t catch any.

"It looks like she went into Claire’s Boutique, fell on a sale rack, and said, ‘I’ll take it!’" — Bianca Del Rio, RuPaul’s Drag Race

Yo momma so dumb, the doctor wanted to give her a blood transfusion but she said no because she thought it would turn her trans.

I asked my sister to say something.

She said, "No."

That's what I like to hear.

Your mama's so fat, she needed NASA to make her ID card!

"Rajesh get on bus, so many people, squeeze here squeeze there. He daydream about naughty stuff, like coffee spill but not coffee. Bus move, stop, he press close to pretty lady, she smell nice. Rajesh think how funny if something else spill, make whole bus ride wild." He laugh to self, bus ride never boring now!

A buddy and I checked out some books from a local library. When we returned them, he said, "Your sister works the returns, right?" I told him, "Yes, she does, and she will be here in about five minutes." He said, "Why don’t we put a cookbook in the women’s sports section?" I told him, "I love it!" So I picked out a Reese Witherspoon book.

Yo mama so fat when she steps on the scale it says, "We want your weight not your phone number."