She jokes
My dad told me a story today. His mom, my grandma, said if a bird gets in your house, someone will die.
That day, a hummingbird got in his UPS truck, and that’s the day he found out that my grandma had cancer. 😭😭😭😭😭 6 weeks later, she died. 😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭
Yo mama so fat, she got more rolls than the sand dunes.
Yo mama's so hot when she walked into Subway she gave me a foot long!
I went to a 90 minute prostitute once. She was a whore and a half, I tell ya!
Yo mama so stupid, she thought Kobe Bryant survived the plane crash.
Yo mama's such a milf, she deserves a tongue punch in the fart box.
Today a girl asked me how big my dick is, so I asked how big her pussy is, and she said, "Come over to my house and find out!"
Guy, it was so weird yesterday. I saw a guy, and he kept repeating the same thing over and over. I hate people with dementia. I told my mom to get a new mirror, but she won’t listen to me. It’s almost like I said it like 20 times every time I say it.
Why did the baker give the shopper a butt? Because she asked for buns!
Why does Sally have no friends? Because she is obese.
Why are there no women in the NFL?
Commissioner Roger Goodell firmly believes in equal opportunity, so the girl tries out. Then, if she makes the team, we gangbang her to death. I mean, could you imagine what a scary birch she'd have to be?
My cat is red and brown and her bones are crunchy, so does that mean she is a Kit Kat?
My mom showed me that she could deep throat a banana. I asked how you know how to do that. My mom said, "I practice on your stepfather."
Lady: Will you fuck me?
Man: No, I don’t have a penis.
Lady pulls down man's pants and looks in them. "Yes, you do!" she says.
Man: Oh, I forgot it was there.
Your mom is so weak, when she jumped from the Twin Towers, her baby became disabled.
Why couldn't Sally get back up? Because she has no friends.
Yo mamma's so fat, she had to pull down her pants to get to her wallet!
Yo mama is so stupid that she thought NASA is a gaming program!
Why did Sally drown in the pool?
She didn't have any arms, remember!
There was this intern that worked at an orphanage, and she burnt it down. Luckily, she doesn't have to tell her parents.