She jokes
Your mum is so cute that I asked for her number and she said yes, and now we're dating.
Your mama's so fat, when she stepped on the scale, it said, "To be continued."
Joe Mama so fat when she stepped on the sidewalk, I didn't laugh, but the sidewalk cracked up.
Your mama is so fat. She gets winded just thinking about running.
Yo mama so fat, she eat 60 Big Macs while singing "Badaaha."
My friend jokingly confessed to me she did prostitution (consensual).
She wasn't joking. :0
We are 15....
Your mama is so fat that when she went to run in a yellow jumpsuit, the kids thought they missed the school bus.
Your mama is so stupid. She fell off a bike and didn't know which way to fall!
Your mama is so old, her first Christmas, she was a Wiseman's +1.
Your mama is so stupid, Patrick Starr ran away because he thought she might be contagious.
Yo mama so fat, she had to get baptized at SeaWorld!
Your mama is so fat that when she ate a burger, she liked it.
Your momma so fat she can feed [the] entire continent of Africa with her fat!
Yo mama so stupid, she made Patrick run away because he thought it was contagious! 🤣
Your momma is so fat, she was in a movie and the screen broke!
Your mom is so small that she can fit in the luggage.
Your mama's so fat, when she asked for a water bed, they put a blanket over the Pacific Ocean.
Yo momma's so old that even scientists get baffled about where she lived before Earth was created.
Yo mama so fat, she has to bathe in the Pacific Ocean.
I was walking in a park today and a little girl I asked, "Where are your parents?" She said, "Gone. My dad went to go get the milk and never came back," and I said, "Oof."