She Jokes

Yo mama so stupid, she made Patrick run away because he thought it was contagious! 🤣

Your momma is so fat, she was in a movie and the screen broke!

Your mom is so small that she can fit in the luggage.

Your mama's so fat, when she asked for a water bed, they put a blanket over the Pacific Ocean.

Yo momma's so old that even scientists get baffled about where she lived before Earth was created.

Yo mama so fat, she has to bathe in the Pacific Ocean.

I was walking in a park today and a little girl I asked, "Where are your parents?" She said, "Gone. My dad went to go get the milk and never came back," and I said, "Oof."

Why can’t anyone sing “hit me with your best shot” at the veterans ball karaoke?

Because every time she sang the line “fire away,” someone started shooting!

I just came across my wife’s Tinder profile and I’m so angry about her lies.

She is not “fun to be around.”

I thought opening a door for a lady was good manners, but she just screamed and flew out of the plane.

"It looks like she went into Claire’s Boutique, fell on a sale rack, and said, ‘I’ll take it!’" — Bianca Del Rio, RuPaul’s Drag Race

Yo mama so fat, she had to get baptized in the ocean.

Yo momma's legs are like cottage cheese: white and chunky.

Yo momma's so dirty that when I asked what was for dinner, she sat on the table, opened her legs, and said "Crabs."

Your momma's so fat, she went on safari and got shagged by an elephant!

She left, and now I support women's rights. I will kill her.

Three men walk into a bar. The 1st says, "Hey, how's it going?" The 2nd one says, "Great!" But then the 3rd man says, "Hello, where did my wife go? I swear she was just here!" What happened to the 3rd guy's wife?

You didn't know that Helen Keller is dead? It's fine; neither does she.

Yo mama so stupid, she got hit by a parked car.

Yo mama so fat, she took both sides of the family.

Yo momma's armpits stink so bad she made Right Guard turn to left.