She jokes
How did Helen Keller lose her virginity?
I told her the plunger was stuck in the toilet, but she didn’t listen...
Your mom is SOO stupid, she was studying for a COVID test.
Hello! I'm Taylor, and this is my life story with me and my ex girl. So when I was little, I met this girl. Her name was Leah. We were besties for a while until I turned 13. Then I asked if she wanted to date me. She said yes!
But one day, in the middle of school, she was talking to another man!!!!!!! AND THEY HUGGED AND KISSED EACH OTHER ON THE CHEEK!!!!!! Then, she told me she hated me. I was so upset!!!!!!!! Whatever you do, don't follow the ugly rat!!!!!!!!! <3
Get a calculator.
Okay, anyways, Sally has 69 bottles of boobs (because she is a cannibal that collects boobs) and her friend said it was 222 many. She got caught by the police and was taken to 51st Street. She got arrested for x8 days, so she was BOOBLESS.
Q. How does a girl from Alabama know when her mom is on the rag?
A. She can taste it on her brother's cock.
As a child, my mother always told me she was going horse riding. My whole life changed when I found out she was under the horse.
Yo mama is so ugly, she makes the Flash stop dead in his tracks.
Yo mama so far, she makes the Statue of Freedom look like a 6-inch action figure.
Guess what Sally got for Christmas? Gloves! Jk, she still hasn't opened it.
Your sister is so short, she needs to roll up her panties.
Why should a feminist never be allowed to join the UAW United Auto Workers?
Because the only thing that a feminist will do in the UAW United Auto Workers, is eat pussy all day inside the women's restroom and she will only pay her membership dues, if she is allowed to eat pussy all day inside the women's restroom.
Yo mama is such a creep; she thought PTSD stood for "Please Touch Small Dicks."
He: "Do you smoke after sex?" She: "I don't know. I've never looked."
Yo mama's such a milf, she deserves a tongue punch in the fart box.
Yo mama is so stupid, she thinks Bear Grylls is a restaurant.
Yo mama so fat the last time I saw 90210 was when she stepped on the scale.
Lucky for me I'm only 210.
I saw a dad shave his daughter's head because she made fun of a woman with cancer.
Good thing she didn’t make fun of a pregnant woman 🤭
Three blonde girls are on an island, and they are much too far away from land to swim. They find a genie on the island who offers them each one wish. The first girl says, "I wish I was smart enough to get off this island!" So the genie makes her a redheaded girl, she cuts down a tree, makes it into a boat, and proceeds to row off the island.
The next girl says, "I wish I was even smarter than her so I don't have to do so much manual labor!" So she turns into a brunette and makes a sailboat and lets the wind take her off the island.
The final girl says, "I wish I was smarter than both of them!" So she turns into a man and takes the bridge.
If your wife has boxes and boxes ending up at your front door from her online shopping habit, tell her that you’ve only had one box through the marriage and that she should be happy.
My wife is so fat, she gets home, her ass gets home a half hour later.