She jokes
Your classmate: You're so ugly.
Me: That's what your mom said when she had you and called you a mistake.
Yo mama is so dumb, she put speed bumps on the race track.
How can you tell that a woman cannot fit through a vent because she got pregnant from a baby elephant? Ain't no telling who's in better shape, the elephant or the woman. I guess it's probably Weight Watchers.
My dad walked in on me having sex with a dog. She gasped and shouted at me, "Get out of here, it's my turn!"
Why can't an orphan play baseball?
Because he/she doesn't know where to run home.
Wow, Aiden, maybe you've been mean to Tenya. She is hurting, close to killing herself, but hey, I can pick your ass since, ya know, that is what I do!
Yo mama so fat that she needs her belly button to beat her home by 15 min.
Yo mama so fat, if she buys a fur coat, the WHOLE SPECIES will become extinct!
Your momma's so dumb, she took her driving lesson on a dinosaur.
Yo mama is SO FAT... SO FUCKING FAT... That when she went on the bus, she wasn't allowed in. She asked why, and the driver pointed to the sign "Weight capacity of 50 people". The bus was empty.
She got mad and ate the bus!
One day when I was driving around our children's school with my wife, she saw a speed bump. She told me to slow on it, and when I did, we heard a loud, long scream.
He placed the chocolates and the flowers down beside her.
Silence...
And then at last she spoke...
"Unexpected item in the bagging area."
My daughter is super smart! She pours her own drinks on the floor.
My wife accused me of cheating. I told her she started to sound like my wife.
My girl got mad at me last night for saying to my mom that she had a dildo ready at all times and is always hard, so my mom wanted to see. So I whipped out my penis and my mom said it’s bigger than your dad’s!
Your mama is so ugly, she makes the devil cry.
Yo mama's so stinky that whenever she walks into a building, the flies drop dead!
Cause she knows how I like it, and that I’m a little young to be in the bed, butt-naked doin' your mom.
Your mum's so fat that when she goes to KFC, they run out of stock of chicken.
Yo mama is so stupid, she thought a jigsaw meant dancing with a saw!