She jokes

You are so ugly when your mum dropped you off at school, she got fined for littering.

Your mom's been giving me attitude lately, so I told her to shut her mouth. When she did, it caused me to lose 4 inches.

Your mama is so skinny she can dodge raindrops.

Yo mama is so stupid, she thought Pillsbury was a fruit.

Your mama can't walk up the stairs because she eats too much chips.

Yo mom is so fat when she went to sit on the couch it said, "To be continued."

One day, Little Johnny needs to use the bathroom. His mom is in there, so he went in to use it and asked his mom, "What is that between your legs?"

His mom told him that is her bush. Then the next day the same thing happened, but with his dad. He asked his dad, "What is that between his legs?" He said, "My snake."

The same thing happened one more time, except with his grandmother. Little Johnny asked grandma what is on her chest. She said, "My headlights."

One night, Little Johnny caught his parents doing something naughty. Then he said, "Grandma, grandma, turn on your headlights! Daddy's snake is trying to get into mommy's bush!"

My dad and I were talking and my cat left the room.

So I said, "I guess she wasn't feline it."

My dad said, "You've got to be kitten me, that was purrfect!"

I said, "Literally."

Yo mama so FAT...

That when she had sex with you...

Your balls turned to pancakes.

Q. Why did the cow cross the road?

A. Because he/she wanted to watch the moooovie.

Who will hit the ground first, the girl or the apple?

I don't know, it depends if the girl is emo or not. If she is emo, the rope will catch her.

A lady comes into the boys' bathroom and a boy sees her.

"This is not a girls' bathroom," he says.

She answers, "I don’t care," she says, "I NEED TO PEE!"

My wife is so fat. She buys her clothes at Tent & Awning!

Yo momma is so dumb that she couldn't even get three words into this joke. Maybe that's why she gave it a thumb's down...

Would you rather eat a girl out who has: herpes, COVID, and AIDS while she is on her period?

Or eat live worms, bats, and mice?

Why is Cinderella bad at soccer?

She keeps on running from the ball.

Why is Hugh's mum so fucking fat?

Because she ate the 34 other kids she had but now only has 6,789.

Your mama is so old, her first Christmas, she was a Wiseman's +1.

Yo mama is so stupid, when she saw on her computer it said "You have 3 cookies," she broke it.

Comment anything if you liked the picture of Kenya in her bra!

Hint: It was a red bra with pink strips! And it said, "I love everyone!"

#she is sex*