She jokes

Your mum is so fat, when she reached for the remote, when she found it, it was crushed.

Yo momma's so ugly that when she walked into a Haunted Mansion, she walked back out with a job application.

Yo mama so stupid, she bought a solar powered flashlight.

Your mamma is so dumb, she went to the dentist to get Bluetooth.

I used to be in a special needs class, and the teacher sent a student (if you want to call them that) out to the hall for being late.

I asked her, "Why did you send James out to the hall?"

She said, "She was a little tardy."

I asked her, "I thought they all were."

My sister is so stupid, she thought LBJ was Spanish for blowjob.

Yo mama's so stupid, she put lipstick on her forehead to make up her mind.

Yo mama's so stupid, when thieves broke into her house and stole the TV, she chased after them shouting, "Wait, you forgot the remote!"

Yo mama's so stupid, she got locked in the grocery store and starved to death.

Yo mama's so stupid, when I said, "Drinks on the house," she got a ladder.

Yo mama's so ugly, she made a blind kid cry.

Yo mama's so ugly, when she was little, she had to trick-or-treat by phone.

Yo momma so fat that she was used as a tank in Putin's war.

The emo girl in my class did her photosynthesis project on a tree. Little did she know that would be her demise later on.

I asked my wife to embrace her mistakes.

She gave me a hug.

Sally had 9 pounds of boobs (9), which was 2 2 many (922), so on the 9th of the month (9229) at 6pm (92296) on 68 street (922968), she went to doctor x to get 6 operations (922968x6) and left her (flip your calculator) boobless.

Today, I saw my friend go crazy eating her ham sandwich. When she went to the bathroom, I checked inside her ham sandwich, and there were fresh drugs.

Your hairline goes back further than when my gran died, and she was buried 6 foot under.

My ex wanted to humiliate me in front of her friends, so she said I was useless in bed.

Should have seen her face when they all disagreed.

Yo mama's so fat, when she goes camping, the bears hide their food.