She jokes
Yo mama is so stupid, she tried to eat Eminem. 🎤😎
Why did Susie fall off the swing?
Because she had no arms.
"Knock knock."
"Who's there?"
"Not Susie!"
I told her "I love you." She said, "I love me too."
Yo mama so fat that when she attempted suicide, she bounced to Area 51.
Yo mama is so ugly, she is the reason Slenderman has no eyes.
Dirty little Spider-Man
Stephen Hawking went on a date last night.
She left after 15 minutes, complaining she didn't like his tone.
Dear algebra,
I don't want to find your X. I don't know Y she left you.
Yo' mama is so ugly, she makes onions cry.
Yo' mama is so stupid, when they said, "Order in the court," she asked for fries and a shake.
Yo' mama is so stupid, she put a quarter in a parking meter and waited for her gumball.
Why can't a little girl fly? She doesn't have the proper motivation.
As a doctor myself, that nurse was very slow, she tested my patience!
I was ridin' your mom like she was Mario Kart!
A girl named Ranch went to the store and stayed there. Why? Because she was ranched!
Your mama is so stupid, she took a spoon to the Super Bowl!
Yo mama is so retarded, they tell her it was gonna be chilly outside, she went and got a bowl!
Yo mama's so dumb, she trips over the wireless internet.
"I work with animals," the guy says to his Tinder date.
"That's so sweet," she replies. "I like a man who loves animals. Where do you work?"
"I'm a butcher," he says.
As a brother, I have to report my sister has a few new symptoms that are going around, and those symptoms are that she has big titties, a sweet pussy, and a great personality.
Your momma is so stupid, she farted and turned the radio on to cover up the smell.