Why did the lady go to the dealership? Because she was going to get Hereford.
She Jokes
Yo mama is so ugly, she is the reason Slenderman has no eyes.
Why did Susie fall off the swing?
Because she had no arms.
"Knock knock."
"Who's there?"
"Not Susie!"
Why can't a little girl fly? She doesn't have the proper motivation.
I told her "I love you." She said, "I love me too."
Yo mama is so stupid, she tried to eat Eminem. 🎤😎
Remember back in the day when your TV wouldn't work so you'd bang it a few times?
I tried that with my dishwasher, but unfortunately, she ended up pregnant...
Yo mama's so old, she was a waitress at the Last Supper.
As a brother, I have to report my sister has a few new symptoms that are going around, and those symptoms are that she has big titties, a sweet pussy, and a great personality.
Yo mama so short, when she tried sniffing cocaine, she couldn’t get high.
My girlfriend used to give the best blowjobs, then she grew teeth.
Yo mama's so fat, when she went to the beach in a blue dress, everyone screamed "tsunami!"
How does a blonde punish her blind son? She takes away his TV privileges.
How does a blonde punish her deaf son? She takes away his telephone privileges.
How does a blonde punish her paraplegic son? She gives him a spanking.
Your mamma is so dumb, she went to the dentist to get Bluetooth.
Yo mama so fat that she was the float in the Thanksgiving Day Parade with Kermit the Frog!
My sister is so stupid, she thought LBJ was Spanish for blowjob.
I used to be in a special needs class, and the teacher sent a student (if you want to call them that) out to the hall for being late.
I asked her, "Why did you send James out to the hall?"
She said, "She was a little tardy."
I asked her, "I thought they all were."
I saw a fat woman at the bus stop today, so I asked her, "When's it due?"
She replied, "I'm not fucking pregnant, you rude prick!"
I said, "I meant the bus, you fat cunt!"
Yo mama so hairy that she got a haircut and lost 47 pounds.
Yo mama so fat that when she landed on the moon, instead of saying "One small step for man kind," she said, "One small step for world domination!"
