She jokes

Yo mama so small that she tried to hike Mountain Dew.

My mother told me to be positive, but she said that when I was going to do an AIDS test.

Yo momma's so fat, she was the iceberg in the Titanic.

I ask the emo girl if she gets jealous when her phone dies.

Yo mama so fat, when she talks to herself, it’s a long-distance call.

Today, I saw my friend go crazy eating her ham sandwich. When she went to the bathroom, I checked inside her ham sandwich, and there were fresh drugs.

Yo mama's so stupid, she put lipstick on her forehead to make up her mind.

Yo mama's so stupid, when thieves broke into her house and stole the TV, she chased after them shouting, "Wait, you forgot the remote!"

Yo mama's so stupid, she got locked in the grocery store and starved to death.

Yo mama's so stupid, when I said, "Drinks on the house," she got a ladder.

Yo momma so fat that she was used as a tank in Putin's war.

Sally had 9 pounds of boobs (9), which was 2 2 many (922), so on the 9th of the month (9229) at 6pm (92296) on 68 street (922968), she went to doctor x to get 6 operations (922968x6) and left her (flip your calculator) boobless.

Yo mama's so fat, when she goes camping, the bears hide their food.

Yo mama's so ugly, she made a blind kid cry.

Yo mama's so ugly, when she was little, she had to trick-or-treat by phone.

My ex wanted to humiliate me in front of her friends, so she said I was useless in bed.

Should have seen her face when they all disagreed.

Yo mama so fat that she had to wear a yellow jacket and everyone shouted, "Taxi!"

When the husband said "Is your ass so big?" she said "Because I am holding my shit."

Why did the cookie go to the hospital? Because she was crummy.

What did the toilet say to the other toilet? You look flushed.

What has 1 head, 1 foot, and 4 legs? A bed.

Why did your mom cross the road?

Why? She didn't, she got hit by a car.