She jokes

Yo mama so fat, when she play a game, everybody lags.

This ole boy picked up a hooker one time and she gave him the clap. In a few days, he saw her again, and he went up to her and said, "Hey, you gave me the clap!" She said, "NO I DID NOT! I sold it to ya!"

When the husband said "Is your ass so big?" she said "Because I am holding my shit."

Why did Suzie fall off the swing? She had no arms.

Your mom is so stupid, she got lost in Bed Bath & Beyond and slept on the floor.

My girlfriend is so fat, she looked into the mirror and said, "Woah, there are two of me!"

I remember asking my mum: "What's a couple?"

She replied, "Two or three."

Which probably explains her collapsed marriage.

Yo mama so American, she deported Dora the Explorer!

I had a new "blonde parts expert" woman call for parts. I needed 2 ought wire for a job. She calls NAPA auto and asks for twat wire. The parts guy was assuming she didn't know about Planned Parenthood? .. 😂🤣

Why doesn't the orphan date the girl?

Because she is a home-y.

Why did the lady go to the dealership? Because she was going to get Hereford.

Yo mama is so ugly, she is the reason Slenderman has no eyes.

Why did Susie fall off the swing?

Because she had no arms.

"Knock knock."

"Who's there?"

"Not Susie!"

Why can't a little girl fly? She doesn't have the proper motivation.

I told her "I love you." She said, "I love me too."

Yo mama is so stupid, she tried to eat Eminem. 🎤😎

Remember back in the day when your TV wouldn't work so you'd bang it a few times?

I tried that with my dishwasher, but unfortunately, she ended up pregnant...

Yo mama's so old, she was a waitress at the Last Supper.

As a brother, I have to report my sister has a few new symptoms that are going around, and those symptoms are that she has big titties, a sweet pussy, and a great personality.

Yo mama so short, when she tried sniffing cocaine, she couldn’t get high.