She jokes

Yo mama's so ugly, when she was little, she had to trick-or-treat by phone.

Sally had 9 pounds of boobs (9), which was 2 2 many (922), so on the 9th of the month (9229) at 6pm (92296) on 68 street (922968), she went to doctor x to get 6 operations (922968x6) and left her (flip your calculator) boobless.

My ex wanted to humiliate me in front of her friends, so she said I was useless in bed.

Should have seen her face when they all disagreed.

Today, I saw my friend go crazy eating her ham sandwich. When she went to the bathroom, I checked inside her ham sandwich, and there were fresh drugs.

Yo mama's so stupid, she put lipstick on her forehead to make up her mind.

Yo mama's so stupid, when thieves broke into her house and stole the TV, she chased after them shouting, "Wait, you forgot the remote!"

Yo mama's so stupid, she got locked in the grocery store and starved to death.

Yo mama's so ugly, she made a blind kid cry.

Yo momma so fat that she was used as a tank in Putin's war.

Yo mom is so fat that when she stands on a scale, she broke it, lol.

Why did Elsa's dog run away?

Because she let it go!

Yo mama so fat, when she went sky diving everyone screamed "METEOR!!!"

Yo mama so dumb, she took a ruler to bed to see how long she slept!

Why did the cookie go to the hospital? Because she was crummy.

What did the toilet say to the other toilet? You look flushed.

What has 1 head, 1 foot, and 4 legs? A bed.

Why did your mom cross the road?

Why? She didn't, she got hit by a car.

Why didn't Trump help someone who can't walk?

He thinks she should stand up for herself.

You know why they call her Wonder Woman?

She's always wondering where she parked her invisible jet.

If she’s old enough to breed, she’s old enough for me.

Yo mama so fat, the last time she 90210 was on a scale.

Yo mama so stupid, she spoke into a letter for voicemail.