She jokes
"I told my mom I thought parenting got easier as the kids get older, and she laughed so hard she cried a little."
As a brother, I have to report my sister has a few new symptoms that are going around, and those symptoms are that she has big titties, a sweet pussy, and a great personality.
Yo mama so short, when she tried sniffing cocaine, she couldn’t get high.
Yo mama's so dumb, she trips over the wireless internet.
Yo mama's so fat, when she went to the beach in a blue dress, everyone screamed "tsunami!"
before Queen Elizabeth ii died, she was cracked at Fortnite!!!!
Remember back in the day when your TV wouldn't work so you'd bang it a few times?
I tried that with my dishwasher, but unfortunately, she ended up pregnant...
I walked in on my little sister when she was naked.
The thing I have to say is that my little sister is a big sister with big tits & ass with juicy lips upstairs & downstairs. I say whoever is going to be my brother-in-law is going to be a very happy person.
How does a blonde punish her blind son? She takes away his TV privileges.
How does a blonde punish her deaf son? She takes away his telephone privileges.
How does a blonde punish her paraplegic son? She gives him a spanking.
Yo mama so fat that she was the float in the Thanksgiving Day Parade with Kermit the Frog!
My girlfriend used to give the best blowjobs, then she grew teeth.
Yo mama so fat that when she landed on the moon, instead of saying "One small step for man kind," she said, "One small step for world domination!"
Yo mama so fat that she walked in front of the TV, and I missed a whole episode of iCarly.
My mom told me that her doctor told her personally that she had to keep herself isolated because she has a few new symptoms that are going around, and those symptoms are that she has big titties, a sweet pussy, and a great ass.
I dated an Indian girl for about six months. She was always Sikhing attention.
So I was living with a girl for a few weeks, and it was nice until she found out that I was there.
Yo mama so stupid, she stared at a bottle of orange juice for 12 hours because it said "concentrate."
I asked my wife to embrace her mistakes.
She gave me a hug.
Why is it okay for a woman to use me when she feels like it, but when I use her body when I feel like it, I am the bad guy?
Yo mama so dumb that she thought Dunkin' Donuts was a basketball team.
Yo mama's so stupid, when thieves broke into her house and stole the TV, she chased after them shouting, "Wait, you forgot the remote!"