She jokes
Your sister is so ugly that she made an onion cry.
You and your sister always get into a fight and she says, "I don't care." Then you say right away, "About you!"
My older sister said she was gonna shoot herself, so I did it for her.
I caught my wife this morning gazing at our marriage license of long ago that hangs upon our wall with tears in her eye!
Almost got teary eyed myself until she told me she was only looking for the expiration date!
Yo mama is so fat that when she walked past the TV, I missed three episodes.
Your mamma is so fat that she has a gravitational pull.
Yo mama so fat, she uses the Gulf of Mexico as her hot tub!
Yo mama is so stupid, she thought Pillsbury was a fruit.
Yo mama is so ugly, when she looked at the mirror, I cracked up.
Why does the singer put a radio in her fridge?
Because she can listen to call music.
Your mama's so stupid that she went on to hike Mountain Dew...
I asked my mom what her biggest regret was for a project at school, and she said, "Oh, go look in the bathroom above the sink..." There was a mirror.
Yo momma is so ugly, she gets rejected by dead people.
Yo momma is so stupid, she eats cardboard boxes thinking they're chocolate bars.
Yo mama so fat, when she sat on the roof of a Walmart, it lowered the prices.
My girlfriend’s dog died, so I tried to cheer her up by getting her an identical one. But, unfortunately, it just made her more upset.
She screamed at me, “What am I supposed to do with two dead dogs?”
Momma's so fat, she can use her belly button as a breakfast bowl.
Your mom is so fat, when she swam in the sea, Wales came up to her and said, "We are family, even now you’re fatter than me."
Yo momma so fat, when she pulled out the chair, it screamed and broke itself.
Yo mama is so stupid, she tried to smell her own nose.