She jokes
Is there a really annoying girl at your school and she's so fake? Well, say this:
Me: Hey, I have a nickname for you.
Her: Really? What?
Me: Sweet-in-low.
Her: Why?
Me: Because you're artificial.
Your mum is so fat, she thought Dunkin' Donuts was a basketball team.
A farmer walks into his bedroom with his wife in bed with a sheep under his arm and says, "This is the pig I'm fucking." She says, "You idiot, that's a sheep!" He says, "Shut up, I wasn't talking to you."
Yo mama is so fat that she is not wrong when she says the world revolves around her.
Teacher's pen is RED, our pen is BLUE, she is marking an EGG on my marksheet, left with questions and no CLUE.
Yo mama so ugly when she played Five Nights at Freddy's, they thought that she was already in an animatronic costume.
Stupid Mary Jane was swinging on the swing.
Her momma said, "Stupid Mary Jane, don't swing so high, the boys will see your underwear!"
Stupid Mary Jane laughed and laughed. She knew she wasn't wearing no underwear.
Yo mama so ugly, when she go to church they say it's a demon!
One time Uma Thurman was Poison Ivy; she was weird in that, except for her punny jokes.
When you tell your mom that she is bad at jokes, then she tells you, "Well, I made you!"
How did Gertie Gorilla make the Playboy magazine?
She was ape-ril!
Your mama so ugly she went by a TV and missed eight episodes.
Your mama is so slow, she walked by a TV and missed eight episodes.
My girlfriend’s dog died, so I tried to cheer her up by getting her an identical one. But, unfortunately, it just made her more upset.
She screamed at me, “What am I supposed to do with two dead dogs?”
Momma's so fat, she can use her belly button as a breakfast bowl.
I caught my wife this morning gazing at our marriage license of long ago that hangs upon our wall with tears in her eye!
Almost got teary eyed myself until she told me she was only looking for the expiration date!
Why does the Queen play poker on the toilet?
Because she always gets a Royal flush!
Yo mama is so fat that when she walked past the TV, I missed three episodes.
Your mom is so fat, when she swam in the sea, Wales came up to her and said, "We are family, even now you’re fatter than me."
Yo momma so fat, when she pulled out the chair, it screamed and broke itself.