She jokes

Sam's mum is so fat, when she fell down the stairs, I thought EastEnders finished!

Yo mama so fat, when she decides to workout, the stock market goes bankrupt.

Yo mama is so lazy that the only letters she knows are "NO".

I hooked up with my German girlfriend, but I kept on getting distracted when she kept yelling her age.

I asked my wife if I was the only one she slept with. She said yes—the others were 7's and 8's.

Your mama is so nasty.

She showed up to Red Lobster with her own crabs.

My girlfriend told me her lips were dry, and she had the audacity to get mad at me for telling her to walk.

What made Adam and Eve's marriage perfect?

He didn't have to hear about all the men she could have married, and she didn't have to hear about his Mom's cooking.

How did the cannibal know the girl he was eating for dinner had COVID-19?

She lost her taste.

Why did Amy Winehouse snort Splenda?

She thought it was Diet Coke.

My wife told me she was fat and depressed. She asked me to compliment her, so I said, "You have perfect eyesight!"

Your mum is so fat, when she roleplayed Wonder Woman, she couldn't fit in the invisible jet.

My Mrs is going to hit the roof when she realizes I've replaced the bed with a trampoline!

My friend went to buy some milk, why is she not back yet?

Quote from Seth no.1: "I would have fought back, but she was seven."

What did the drunk emo say to the bartender?

Nothing, she was hung over.

This was a few months ago. I used to help people load and unload inventory. One day I’m driving home after having lunch with my sister, and she asked if we can stop at the next gas station. I told her, "So you can weigh yourself on the truck scale?"

Yo mama is so dumb, when she had a brain scan, the result was 404...

Yo mama so ugly that when Hello Kitty saw her, she said, "Goodbye!"

Yo mama so stupid, she put a battery up her a** and said, "I GOT THE POWER!"