She jokes

Yo' mama is so stupid, she couldn't find a needle in a haystack.

Where did Sally go when she went in the minefield?

Everywhere.

Yo mama so ugly, she made everybody's face fall off.

Why did Miss Stephen get divorced? She didn't float, too.

Yo mama so fat, when she sat on the iPod...

SHE MADE THE IPAD!!!!!!!

Yo mama is so ugly, she gave Michael Myers nightmares.

He: I'm Nike, and you're McDonalds.

She: Why?

He: 'Cause I'm doing it, and you're loving it. :)

I ran into a fat woman today. She said next time, don't hit me. I said I don't think I have enough gas to go around.

Then the ground started to rumble with every step she took.

Your mama is so fat, she needs two phones to take a picture of herself.

What did Cinderella say when she got to the ball?

Gock gock gock ghghghkghlhglhglhk.

Your mama so fat, she caused a traffic jam just by crossing the street.

A proud father has six children. He always calls his wife "mother of six" to her displeasure.

One night at a party, he yells across the room, "Mom of six, we're going now." She replies: "I'll be right there, father of four."

Yo mama is so STUPID, she thought the Rams football team were actual RAMS.

She said she was cheating. I put anti-freeze in her drink.

Yo mama is so fat that when she fell over, she created the Grand Canyon.

Why did the chicken cross the road?

Because she wanted to have an affair with the rooster.

Did you hear what happened to Lorainna Bobbit? She was in an accident on the Garden State Parkway. She told the State Police Officer, "That some dick cut her off."

Well, I saw a stripper, and she was trying out bread.

A man asks God, "Hello God, why did you make my wife so dumb?"

God replies, "So she would love you..."

Yo momma so slutty, she could use a tank truck as a dildo.