Your mom's so fat, she doesn’t need internet, she’s already world wide.
She Jokes
My older sister said she was gonna shoot herself, so I did it for her.
Your mom is so fat that when she saw Moby Dick, she said, "We are family... even though you're bigger than me."
A farmer walks into his bedroom with his wife in bed with a sheep under his arm and says, "This is the pig I'm fucking." She says, "You idiot, that's a sheep!" He says, "Shut up, I wasn't talking to you."
Your mother is responsible for all the train drivers that are never ever late. She taught them all to pull out on time.
A teenage girl got a summer job dogsitting for a gigantic English Mastiff. She spent hours with the dog, and walked a little funny when she got home.
"What are you doing all day?"
"Knot a lot."
Do you know who Helen Keller is?
Neither did she.
Your mamma is so fat that she saved me a lot of money by sitting in my car when I wanted to buy a low rider.
Yo mama so fat, when she walked in the room, we missed three seasons of our show!
My ex was so full of shit, she probably poured toilet cleaner in her nose to get relief.
Your mama so fat she sunk the HMS ship!
How did Gertie Gorilla make the Playboy magazine?
She was ape-ril!
How can you tell that a blonde likes you? She only gives three fucking nights in a row.
Did you know Helen had a playhouse in her backyard? Neither did she!
Yo mama so stupid, she starved in a grocery store!
When you tell your mom that she is bad at jokes, then she tells you, "Well, I made you!"
One time Uma Thurman was Poison Ivy; she was weird in that, except for her punny jokes.
Yo mama so ugly, when she go to church they say it's a demon!
Your mama so ugly she went by a TV and missed eight episodes.
Your mama is so slow, she walked by a TV and missed eight episodes.
