She jokes
How many Sallys does it take to change a lightbulb?
None, she was electrocuted.
Yo momma so fat that she could fit the entire map of the world on her body.
Yo mama so stupid, she put a battery up her a** and said, "I GOT THE POWER!"
Sam's mum is so fat, when she fell down the stairs, I thought EastEnders finished!
Yo mama so fat, she walked by the TV and I missed 12 episodes!
Yo mama so old, when she left the antique shop, the alarm went off.
Why did the chicken cross the road?
Because she wanted to have an affair with the rooster.
Yo mom's so old, she went into the museum and walked out with a raise.
"Hola soy Dora, do you see Donald Trump? That’s right, he’s at my house, and he’s building a wall to separate me and Caillou. And Mami won’t let him, so she was walled alive!"
Yo mama so fat when someone asked her to touch her chin, she asked, "Which one?"
Well, I saw a stripper, and she was trying out bread.
I asked my wife if I was the only one she slept with. She said yes—the others were 7's and 8's.
Your mama is so nasty.
She showed up to Red Lobster with her own crabs.
"I work with animals," a guy says to his date.
"That's so sweet," she replies. "I love a man who cares about animals. Where do you work?"
"I'm a butcher," he replies.
Yo momma is so fat, when she fell I was not laughing, but the sidewalk cracked up.
I said to the emo girl, "She gets jealous every time her phone dies."
One day, during lunch, a Spanish kid came up to my other friend and asked her questions in Spanish, and when she was about to say something, I popped out and said, “GO AWAY OR I WILL SUE YOU WITH BRIANNA’S SEVEN/7 LAWYERS!!!!(AKA, her seven/7 shoes.)”
Yo mama was so fat that when she stepped on the scale the scale said: "You gained another pound, nice going fatso, a few more ounces and you can qualify for your own zip code!"
Yo Mamma's so fat that she falls from both sides of the bed.
Bro, please block Kimberly Jones. She keeps trying to scam people.