She jokes
Well, I saw a stripper, and she was trying out bread.
Why did the blonde have sex with the Mexican?
Because her teacher told her she had to do an essay.
Yo mama is so fat, when she's walking down the street, there are cracks all over the sidewalk.
Yo mama so fat that when she steps into an elevator, she has to go down.
Yo mama so stupid, she tried to fill her car with Vin Diesel.
Your mom's so poor, she chased the garbage truck with her grocery list.
Your momma's so fat, she had to take a selfie using the Hubble telescope.
My mom once ate a full giant cheesecake, and we were walking to our flight back home, and she had to sh*t.
We were walking to the bathroom, and she full on [did it] in front of the carousel. She had a lump of poo in her pants... True story, haha!
Yo mama so ugly when she played Five Nights at Freddy's, they thought that she was already in an animatronic costume.
My sister is so short she can't walk.
We thought that my mother died in the best way possible, during her sleep.
But when we did an autopsy on her, we saw she actually died in the worst way possible. During the autopsy.
What do a pulse and an orgasm have in common?
I don’t care if she has one.
One time Uma Thurman was Poison Ivy; she was weird in that, except for her punny jokes.
Your momma's so fat, when she pulls her knickers down, her ass is still in them.
I have trash so I throw it at my sister and say that she is a trash can.
Teacher's pen is RED, our pen is BLUE, she is marking an EGG on my marksheet, left with questions and no CLUE.
Stupid Mary Jane was swinging on the swing.
Her momma said, "Stupid Mary Jane, don't swing so high, the boys will see your underwear!"
Stupid Mary Jane laughed and laughed. She knew she wasn't wearing no underwear.
Yo mama so ugly, when she go to church they say it's a demon!
When you tell your mom that she is bad at jokes, then she tells you, "Well, I made you!"
Bro, please block Kimberly Jones. She keeps trying to scam people.