She jokes

She said she was cheating. I put anti-freeze in her drink.

Yo mama is so fat that when she is about to put her foot on the scale, the scale begs for mercy.

Yo mama so fat, when she falls, they have to call 999 and a crane to pick her up.

Yo mama so fat, she sat on my dick and broke it.

You are so ugly when your mum dropped you off at school, she got fined for littering.

Yo mama so fat, when she decides to workout, the stock market goes bankrupt.

Yo mama is so lazy that the only letters she knows are "NO".

Yo mama so fat, when she jumped, I didn’t laugh, but the floor cracked up.

Yo mamma so fat, when she tried to sit down the chair ran away.

Yo mama so fat that when she bought food, she ran out of money.

A proud father has six children. He always calls his wife "mother of six" to her displeasure.

One night at a party, he yells across the room, "Mom of six, we're going now." She replies: "I'll be right there, father of four."

Yo mama is so STUPID, she thought the Rams football team were actual RAMS.

Yo mama so fat, she walked by the TV and I missed 12 episodes!

Madeline McCann must have been homeless or something, she was sure eager for the free candy.

Why did the chicken cross the road?

Because she wanted to have an affair with the rooster.

My girlfriend told me her lips were dry, and she had the audacity to get mad at me for telling her to walk.

Why did Amy Winehouse snort Splenda?

She thought it was Diet Coke.

How did the cannibal know the girl he was eating for dinner had COVID-19?

She lost her taste.

I asked my wife if I was the only one she slept with. She said yes—the others were 7's and 8's.

Your mama is so nasty.

She showed up to Red Lobster with her own crabs.