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Your momma so fat when she stepped on one scale, it broke. When she got another one, it said "TBC." She looked in the mirror, it broke.
Me: Yo, dude! Yo mama so fat when she walked by the TV, I missed three episodes!
My friend's mom: Why you bully me?
Yo mamma so fat, she asked for a water bed, and they put a blanket over the Atlantic Ocean.
Yo mama so fat she has her own gravity.
But she so ugly people are repelled by her.
Why did Sally fall off the swing? "Why?" 'Cause she had no arms.
Why did Sally drop a broom? "Why?" 'Cause she had no arms.
Why did Sally go swimming? She didn't like not having arms.
Knock knock. "Who's there?" Not Sally, she hasn't come back yet.
Joe mama's so fat, her belly button gets home an hour before she does.
If a woman says she needs to set boundaries between you and her, you would be crossing it if you are a Mexican.
Yo mama so fat, when she falls, they have to call 999 and a crane to pick her up.
Your mom is so ugly she made a blind kid cry.
Your Mom is so fat, she could be Trump's border wall.
Yo momma is so stupid, she eats cardboard boxes thinking they're chocolate bars.
Yo mama is so fat that when she walked past the TV, I missed three episodes.
Your mamma is so fat that she has a gravitational pull.
I caught my wife this morning gazing at our marriage license of long ago that hangs upon our wall with tears in her eye!
Almost got teary eyed myself until she told me she was only looking for the expiration date!
Your mama's so stupid that she went on to hike Mountain Dew...
Yo mama is so stupid, she tried to smell her own nose.
Jo mama is so fat that I could write 3 paragraphs, and she still wouldn't fit!
Yo mama so fat, she uses the Gulf of Mexico as her hot tub!
Your mom is so fat, when she swam in the sea, Wales came up to her and said, "We are family, even now you’re fatter than me."
Yo momma so fat, when she pulled out the chair, it screamed and broke itself.