She jokes

Yo mama so fat, when she sat on the roof of a Walmart, it lowered the prices.

My girlfriend’s dog died, so I tried to cheer her up by getting her an identical one. But, unfortunately, it just made her more upset.

She screamed at me, “What am I supposed to do with two dead dogs?”

Yo momma so fat, when she farted the Big Bang occurred.

My friend went to buy some milk, why is she not back yet?

Yo mama so fat, she sat on my dick and broke it.

My wife is so fat.

She asked me to get on top; I had to get a step ladder. When I got up there, my ears popped, and the air was so thin. I had to have two Sherpas drag me off the mountain.

Joe mama so fat, when she did the IShowSpeed dance, she fell five floors down.

Joe mama so fat when she weighs herself, the weigh explodes.

Your mum is so fat, when she roleplayed Wonder Woman, she couldn't fit in the invisible jet.

My Mrs is going to hit the roof when she realizes I've replaced the bed with a trampoline!

Ur mama so fat she needs two watches because she's in different time zones.

Your mom is so stupid that she brought a spoon to the Super Bowl.

One person said you are much more beautiful than Cinderella. The next day, you're in court and Cinderella is the witness.

(P.S. she was born to be a drama queen.)

Yo mama is so fat that when she is about to put her foot on the scale, the scale begs for mercy.

Yo mama was so fat that when she stepped on the scale the scale said: "You gained another pound, nice going fatso, a few more ounces and you can qualify for your own zip code!"

Yo mama so fat, when she falls, they have to call 999 and a crane to pick her up.

You are so ugly when your mum dropped you off at school, she got fined for littering.

My wife told me she was fat and depressed. She asked me to compliment her, so I said, "You have perfect eyesight!"

Yo momma is so fat, when she fell I was not laughing, but the sidewalk cracked up.

I said to the emo girl, "She gets jealous every time her phone dies."