Yo mama's so stupid, she had a staring contest with a mirror.
Yo mama is so fat, when she took a walk, she made an earthquake!
Why did Sally fall off the swing?
She didn't have any arms
Knock knock
Who's there?
Not Sally
Yo mama is so ugly, she gave Michael Myers nightmares.
Yo mama is so ugly she turned a knife into a statue
Yo mama is so slow, when she stepped on the highway they had to order a crane to come move her from starting traffic.
Who’s the hottest girl in the world?
Babe Ruth cuz she catches the sun.
A blonde went to an HIV test. When she came back, she said, “The doctors say that I’m all positive!”
A guy and a woman are walking into a forest. The woman says she is lonely. The guy then says, "Don't worry, there will be a third person in a little while."
How does a blonde turn the light off after sex? She closes the car door
Why did Brandon harass Sydney because she didn't want to eat his foreskin?
A girl comes home and finds her dad and 4-year-old brother on the sofa. She says, "Dad, why is he wearing that face mask?"
The dad buckles his belt and says, "There's more for you, hunny."
you mama so fat when she stepped on the skail it said one at a time
Yo mama so stupid that, when she heard about cookies on the internet, she ate her computer.
Your mama is so stupid, when her phone died, she bared it, lol.
Last Halloween, I went dressed as a woman. When I rang the doorbell, an elderly woman opened it, and I made a grunting noise and knocked the bowl of candy out of her hands.
She immediately called the police and told them exactly what happened. The officer pulled me aside and asked me a few questions. First, he asked if my parents were here, and I said nothing. Concerned by my answer, he then asked if I was okay, so I said nothing. He asked me what my name was, and I responded, "Hellen Keller."
your mama is so fat when she stepped on a scale it said damm
Yo mama so fat, when she sat on Walmart, the prices went down.
Your mama so fat, she filled up Minecraft's block limit! lol XD
Yo mama so stupid, when her phone dies, she buries it.
