She jokes
Why'd Sally drop her ice cream?
She was hit by a bus.
Yo mama is so stupid, she tried to eat Eminem. 🎤😎
Yo mama so fat when she stepped on the scale it said, "To be continued."
Yo mama so stupid, she thought a donut was dough shaped like a nut.
Yo momma's so stupid, she took a shower for 20 minutes after she heard a DIRTY JOKE!
Yo mama so fat, when she goes to the movies, she sneaks candy in her fat rolls.
Why can't Sally swing?
Because she has no arms.
Knock knock, "Who's there?", not Sally.
Where did Sally go when the bombs dropped?
Everywhere.
Yo mama so fat and old, she lifted her boob to wash under it, and a pilgrim fell from under it.
Yo mama so far that when she walks outside at 8 a.m., it becomes midnight all over again.
Yo momma so stupid... weather man says it's chilly outside... instead of a jacket, she gets a bowl and spoon!
Yo mama so dumb when the weather said "it's chili outside," she went inside a goal, small and a bowl.
Why did the girl never go upstairs?
Because she had no legs.
Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she had no arms!
A blonde, a redhead, and a brunette were stuck on an island, and the closest populated island was 100km away. So in turn, they try to swim to the island. The brunette swims 10 km then drowns. The redhead swims 30 km then drowns. The blonde swims 50 km then gets tired so she swims back.
Yo mama is so fat that you should really take care of her because diabetes is a serious problem and she might die.
Why did the blonde run outside naked?
She thought the steam was a gas leak.
Yo mama so fat that when she sits down, the earth falls out of the Solar System.
Why did the skeleton want a friend?
Because she was feeling bonely.
A 13 year old girl is having a sleepover. One of her friends asks, "When was the last time you had an orgasm?" She replies, "3 days ago." Dad comes bursting in, "I KNEW YOU WERE FAKING LAST NIGHT!"
She was only a potato chip manufacturer's daughter--but she was Frito-Lay!