Yo mama so fat, when she walked in front of the TV, I missed 3 episodes.
Yo mama's so stupid, she tried to eat Eminem.
Yo mama's so fat, when she sits around the house, she SITS AROUND the house.
Q: How did Rihanna find out Chris Brown was cheating on her?
A: She found another womanβs lipstick on his knuckles.
Q: Whatβs the worst thing about breaking up with a Japanese girl?
A: You have to drop the bomb twice before she gets the message.
I asked my friend what the best gay joke is, and she said "You."
Yo mama so fat, the only letters that she knows are KFC.
Q: Why does Helen Keller masturbate with only one hand?
A: She moans with the other.
Yo mama so stupid, she studied for the COVID test.
Whatβs the best thing about an 18-year-old girl in the shower?
Slicker hair back she looks 15.
I dated a furry once.
The relationship didn't work out, she was a cheetah.
Yo mama so dumb, when the doctor told her she had coronavirus, she bought a new laptop.
How does an Alabama mother know when her daughter is on her period? She can taste the blood on her sonβs dick.
If you can make a woman laugh, you're almost there.
If you're almost there and then she laughs, then you've got a whole different problem on your hands.
Stop joking about Helen Keller so much! Itβs rude, poor woman! You all just wait till she hears about this!
Your momma is so old she has been a waitress at the last supper.
As a brother, I have to report my sister has a few new symptoms that are going around, and those symptoms are that she has big titties, a sweet pussy, and a great personality.
A kid asks his mom what dark humor is.
She says, βYou see that man with no arms, tell him to clap.β
βBut mom, Iβm blind!β says the kid.
βExactly,β replied the mom.
Why was it so hard for the pirate to call his mom? Because she left the phone off the hook!
"I work with animals," the guy says to his Tinder date.
"That's so sweet," she replies. "I like a man who loves animals. Where do you work?"
"I'm a butcher," he says.
