Q: How many men does it take to open up a beer? A: None. It should be opened by the time she brings it in.
Why did the woman cross the road?
Whatβs she doing out of the kitchen in the first place?
I was at a bar. The girl said, "Sex, sex, free sex tonight," when she really said, "663629."
Yo mama so short when she tried sniffing cocaine she couldnβt get high
Your mama is so stupid she put a ruler under her pillow to measure how long she slept
Yo mama so short that when she tried to sniff meth, she couldnβt get high.
Yo mama so fat, she the reason why Moses split the Red Sea.
Yo mama so stupid, she put airbags on her computer in case it crashed
Yo mama so stupid when they said it was chilly outside, she ran outside with a bowl
Yo mama so fat when she walked in front of the TV i missed 3 episodes
Yo mama's so stupid, she tried to eat Eminem.
Yo mama's so fat, when she sits around the house, she SITS AROUND the house.
Q: How did Rihanna find out Chris Brown was cheating on her? A: She found another womanβs lipstick on his knuckles
Q: Whatβs the worst thing about breaking up with a Japanese girl? A: You have to drop the bomb twice before she gets the message.
I asked my friend what the best gay joke is, and she said "You."
Q: Why does Hellen Keller masturbate with only one hand? A: She moans with the other.
Yo mama so stupid, she studied for the COVID test.
Whatβs the best thing about an 18-year-old girl in the shower? slicker hair back she looks 15
I dated a furry once.
The relationship didn't work out, she was a cheetah.
Yo mama so dumb, when the doctor told her she had coronavirus, she bought a new laptop.
