Lightyear jokes
Bro's hair looks like Buzz Lightyear, going to infinity and beyond!
What does Buzz Lightyear and an orphan's parents have in common?
They go to infinity and beyond.
You're so fat,
when you stepped on the scale,
Buzz Lightyear came out and said,
"To infinity and beyond!"
When i find out
Your mom is so fat Buzz Lightyear had to say "To infinity to beyond" to leave her house.
Your hairline is so close to Earth, it's 100 million lightyears away!
I can measure the speed of an object, because I want to km/s.
To become a licensed airline pilot requires 1,500 hours (two years) of training. But it only takes 10 seconds to steal the pilot’s jacket and hat.
My future is so bright, I need a flashlight to see where I'm going.
Light travels faster than sound. That's why some people appear bright until you hear them speak.
The colors red, white, and blue are the colors of freedom. Until they are flashing behind you.
