Lightyear jokes

Bro's hair looks like Buzz Lightyear, going to infinity and beyond!

What does Buzz Lightyear and an orphan's parents have in common?

They go to infinity and beyond.

You're so fat,

when you stepped on the scale,

Buzz Lightyear came out and said,

"To infinity and beyond!"

Your mom is so fat Buzz Lightyear had to say "To infinity to beyond" to leave her house.

Your hairline is so close to Earth, it's 100 million lightyears away!

To become a licensed airline pilot requires 1,500 hours (two years) of training. But it only takes 10 seconds to steal the pilot’s jacket and hat.

The colors red, white, and blue are the colors of freedom. Until they are flashing behind you.

I can measure the speed of an object, because I want to km/s.

My future is so bright, I need a flashlight to see where I'm going.

Science flies you to the moon, but religion flies you into skyscrapers.