Lightyear jokes
Bro's hair looks like Buzz Lightyear, going to infinity and beyond!
What does Buzz Lightyear and an orphan's parents have in common?
They go to infinity and beyond.
You're so fat,
when you stepped on the scale,
Buzz Lightyear came out and said,
"To infinity and beyond!"
When i find out
Your mom is so fat Buzz Lightyear had to say "To infinity to beyond" to leave her house.
Your hairline is so close to Earth, it's 100 million lightyears away!
To become a licensed airline pilot requires 1,500 hours (two years) of training. But it only takes 10 seconds to steal the pilot’s jacket and hat.
Light travels faster than sound. That's why some people appear bright until you hear them speak.
Science flies you to the moon, but religion flies you into skyscrapers.
The Big Bang happened 16.8 billion years ago, and matter cannot be created or destroyed. Therefore, we are all technically 16.8 billion years old. So, to answer your question, officer, yes, she is of age.
What did one traffic light say to the other?
"Stop looking, I am changing."
