Sexuality jokes
A man ate a bee to mechanical sexting, but he was to be, uh, sex. Bee vagina penis, he want sex but [is] dumb.
The priest is gay.
My dick wants to buy you a beer. 🍺
Q: Ten shepherds out in the sheep field. How do you know which one's gay?
A: He's the one the sheep fuck!
(I'm gay, and I know this joke is demeaning and inappropriate, but I still think it's funny as a 2-inch penis.)
Why are you gay?
Memes
Hoyt is gay.
Dario is gay.
Women are gay.
"Wheelchair" - HAHA!
What do a gay guy in a wheelchair and a tomato have in common?
They’re both a fruit AND a vegetable!
If your best friend tells you that he's gay for you, what do you do? Tell him, "Oh, nice gay ass."
Your mom gay, Evan.
Mom hot.
My name is Justin. I like dick. Lit? Let me eat you out like?
Five little monkeys jumping on a bed, one fell off and bumped his head.
Mummy called the doctor and the doctor said, "I'm gay!"
Mikey don't clean his foreskin dude straight gay.
Did you know that...the only reason you don't call priests "daddy" is because that's what you call them in sex!
Your mommy.
Mathew is gay. Clap.
I want to fuck Cyrus, Kylin. Especially Peter Pecker.
I’m gay because I nutted on the wall, now there are walnuts.
The best night of my life was when I gave my virginity to my wife, and her last word was when she called me "Mommy" at the top of her lungs before I knocked her up 😍.
William Spiser is SOOOOOOO gay and likes MEN!
