Sexuality jokes
Student: What's the best thing in the world?
Teacher: I don't know what.
Student: Hard rock cock.
My girlfriend asked for a kiss, so I gave her my dick.
I have a girlfriend with a big dick.
I swear every time I walk past a guy, they stare at my ass. I always keep wondering why it hurts so much.
If you buy two condoms, but you're banging a woman, it's fine, don't throw it away, just make her transgender.
I dunno man, worked for me.
Why can't an orphan see their parents? Because there is mayo in his dick hole.
The day I saw people asking Lebron James whether he liked to play basketball, my thoughts be like: wait, so Lebron James is gay cuz he likes to play with them balls.
Why do girls play handball? Because they want to feel balls.
But then why do boys want to? Oh...
Why are you gay?
Because you are.
Little Johnny is gay.
You're gay.
Kroll es heterosexual.
I need a lovely lady to spoil. I have big dick. Add me.
Snapchat- any.bry05
If you ever thought you were gay, remember that cockroaches exist.
If being sexy was a crime, you can call me......... a law-abiding citizen.
Sike, I lied. I like big black men.
Why is Gennis gay?
Gay guy?
Poo poo packed, lol.
All-star gay mix
Somebody once told me The world is gonna rape me The dick's the hardest part of the body She looked like she's having fun With her finger and her thumb In the shape of an "L" in her bumhole.
Well, I started cumming And she started cumming Fed with dick, she's in love with bumming Didn't make sense not to live for bum Your dick gets hard, but your ass gets numb.
So much to fuck, so much to suck So what's wrong with eating the asshole? You'll never know if you don't try You'll never taste if you don't lick.
Hey now, you're a porn star Get your sex on, bum pain Hey now, you're a porn star Suck a schlong, ass frail And all that glitters is cum Only sperm heads break the female egg.
It's a gay place and they say it gets gayer You're licking bum now, wait 'til your a bit older But the bent boys beg to differ Judging by the hole in the homeless man's throat.
The sperm in the bath is getting pretty thin The sperms getting warm so you might as well swim My world's on cocaine, how about yours? That's the way I like it and I never get raped!
Hey now, you're a porn star Get your sex on, bum pain Hey now, you're a porn star Suck a willy, ass frale And all that glitters is cum Only sperm heads break the female egg.
What does a lesbian call the other during sex?
Mummy.