
Sexuality jokes
What does a lesbian call the other during sex?
Mummy.
Why is a circle gay?
It's not straight.
Killua is hot, why?
He's gay.
Why did God create women with pussies?
Because:
1. Of course, God is a man.
2. Of course, he isn't gay.
3. Of course, he is a perv too (for wanting more pussies)!
Normal girl stating her opinion.
My name is Jade Harris. I don’t know if you guys know it, but “rape” jokes are really starting to get sexist and could lead to people getting raped. IT IS MY OPINION PEOPLE DON’T HATE ME! 😡. People are talking about how men are better than women, but men and women are both good. Someone posted about how they hate the media being about women and other bull crap, but fuck it, I hate the media being about both genders. And people sound like fucking rapists here!!! Some boy did story time and then said women are weak and I can rape a women if I feel like it and shit! But no one knows what it feels like to be a women? Only women do. 😠. Women have to have kids with men of course, but it is hard to be a like that. 1. We grow up just the same as men, and men don’t always get judged for dressing except for that stupid pants were we can see your underwear shit, which is pt style. Women are the ones who pay the bills, lose half of there energy and MOST of the time take care of the kids and work for a living men do too. But women get raped and harassed and molested and sexual assaulted/battery/abuse, and when a women wants to dress up how she feels she gets slut shamed for it. So really being a women is harder will being both genders are. Facts!!!
this convo is crazy
Look at your left hand, now look at your right hand, and tell yourself, "Which hand do you cheat with?"
Wanking.
Where can a gay male that is abled bodied find the location of a glory hole if he is looking for a free and anonymous blowjob from another gay male?
From a physically disabled gay male who is either at the gym 💪 💪 🏋️♂️ or at the rest area ♿️ 🚹 🚽.
What did the pretty young pre-pubescent 14 year old boy say when he got a homosexual pedophile for Christmas?
He said he was awfully touched!
What’s the difference between a Rubik's cube and a penis? The more you play with it, the harder it gets.
Why is my sister horny? It's because she loves my dick.
Why did my boyfriend leave me?
Because he's gay.
But why did he come back to me?
Because I'm actually a guy :-)
Why did Obama marry Michelle?
Because he's into chicks with dicks.
Her chest was so flat, I felt gay while hugging her.
I'm as straight as a rainbow.
What do lesbians and turtles have in common? They both choke on plastic.
What is better than hitting a booty? Playing with the titties.
Q. What do you call anal sex with a politician?
A. A backroom deal.
Friend: Name one gay person off the top of your head.
Me: Me.
What does Michael Jackson say when he gets hard? Ow!
I'm hard right now.
'Cause you're a DICKstraction. ;)
