Sexuality jokes

I'm so smart, wanna know why? Because you're gay.

"I'm gay."

"No, u."

Gay shit.

What's the best thing about f***ing twenty-six year olds?

There's twenty of them.

My dick actually destroyed the Death Star.

I'm gay because I like men.

Hot man is sexy.

I bet when you were born, the doctor looked away because of your virginity.

I make gay jokes because I am a gay joke.

I got breast implants for my wife to squeeze on as she thrusts on my meat while straddled in between my legs.

A man ate a bee to mechanical sexting, but he was to be, uh, sex. Bee vagina penis, he want sex but [is] dumb.

The priest is gay.

My dick wants to buy you a beer. 🍺

Q: Ten shepherds out in the sheep field. How do you know which one's gay?

A: He's the one the sheep fuck!

(I'm gay, and I know this joke is demeaning and inappropriate, but I still think it's funny as a 2-inch penis.)

Why are you gay?

Hoyt is gay.

Dario is gay.

Women are gay.

"Wheelchair" - HAHA!

What do a gay guy in a wheelchair and a tomato have in common?

They’re both a fruit AND a vegetable!

If your best friend tells you that he's gay for you, what do you do? Tell him, "Oh, nice gay ass."