Sexuality jokes
What do you call a gay drive by?
A fruit roll up.
A girl said, "Suck my dick," and the man went, "I have boobs."
Mikey don't clean his foreskin dude straight gay.
I'm Gay.
duha is gay hahahahahaha.
What's the best part of having sex on a golf course?
The hole experience.
What's better than roses on a piano?
Tulips on an organ.
For pedophiles, watching teen porn must be like watching mature porn.
What's the difference between a gay and a freezer?
The freezer doesn't fart when you pull the meat out.
I have just started a sexual relationship with a blind woman. It's very rewarding, but quite challenging.
Took me ages to get her husband's voice right.
Two deer walk out of a gay bar. One of them turns to the other and says, "I can't believe I blew forty bucks in there."
I think my coworkers are gay. -- Every time I walk by, they mumble, "What an ass."
If a woman sleeps with 10 men she's a slut, but if a man does it... He's gay, definitely gay.
I asked a Scottish friend of mine how many sexual partners he'd had. He started counting, but fell asleep.
What do gay horses eat?
Horse dick.
Why is the lesbian lifestyle so expensive? -- They're always eating out.
... and they buy Rolexes for their neighbors, because they wanna watch.
How do you get a nun pregnant? -- Dress her up as an alter boy.
A guy finds a genie.
He says, "I wish I was better at talking to women."
"Poof!" the genie says, "You're gay!"
What do you call a gay dinosaur?
A stego-sore-ass.