Sexuality jokes

Do you know what the similarity between a penis and cucumber is?

They both have cum in it.

How do you turn a straight guy into a gay guy? Well... for starts, you grab that ass of his, drag him into the bathroom, and tell him to suck my long, big pineapple, and thus, you have yourself one straight guy converted into a dick-sucking machine.

How do you turn a straight guy into a gay guy? Well... for starters, you grab that ass of his, drag him into the bathroom, and tell him to suck my long, big pineapple, and thus you have yourself one straight guy converted into a dick-sucking machine.

What's the a simulation between a penis and a Rubik's cube?

The more you play with it, the harder it gets.

Oof, you're gay!

Ur mom gei.

Look at your left hand, now look at your right hand, and tell yourself, "Which hand do you cheat with?"

Wanking.

You're gay.

So, I was fucking this bitch, right, and I thought I had AIDS.

So I go and get tested. Turns out I did get AIDS. Now what I'm wondering is where the hell does an eight-year-old get AIDS?! I guess my sister needs new friends...

Ur dad lesbian.

Ur sister a mister.

Ur family tree LGBT.

Ur family reunion a homosexual communion.

Beau Ruse is Gay.

Gay shit.

What do a "transgender" woman's favorite song and his/her last online order have in common?

~they're both a dick in a box.

What do you call a lesbian dinosaur?

Lickalotofpuss.

Why don't lesbians have sex in the morning?

Have you ever tried pulling apart a grilled cheese?

Mathew is gay. Clap.

My sister's name was Philma. We were unfortunate enough to have the last name Coochie. Let's just say no more virgins were at that school.

What's hot and hard?

Me when I look at children.

Black dog is gay.

Why did God create women with pussies?

Because:

1. Of course, God is a man.

2. Of course, he isn't gay.

3. Of course, he is a perv too (for wanting more pussies)!