Sexuality jokes
You calling me gay, but the pole is straighter than you.
What's the hardest thing about walking through a field of dead children?
My penis.
How is being gay like a geology class? You can lick all the rocks you want.
What? Gay
PURDGAY
What is the difference between a Rubik’s cube and a penis? I don’t know, but they both get harder the more you play with them.
Thor is so gay he farts the rainbow bridge to Asgard.
I'm gay, lol.
Girls Are Yummy Stupid
Are Really Erectable
Tasty Honey Ejaculable
Booty Everything Sucking Titties
Gays don't be mad, read the first letter of every word :D
Was gonna make a gay joke but fuck... Cum on guys.
Black holes and horny black women have 1 thing in common, they suck everything in sight.
Did you hear about the homosexual letter? It only came in male boxes.
Why did God create gay men? So fat girls could dance.
I bet you love prostate exams because you live things up your ass.
What's the hardest part of running through a field of dead babies?
My boner.
What's the best part of not wearing a condom when I'm with my girlfriend? My mom went through menopause.
I don't like condoms, but I like gay pregnant X.
Beau is gay.
What's the best thing about f***ing twenty-six year olds?
There's twenty of them.
How does Stephen Hawking charge his computer?
How does Stephen Hawking have sex? Keyboard sex!
What's the difference between a zit and a Catholic priest?
A zit will wait 'til 12 before it cums on your face.