Sexuality

Sexuality jokes

What's the difference between a gay and a freezer?

The freezer doesn't fart when you pull the meat out.

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  • I have just started a sexual relationship with a blind woman. It's very rewarding, but quite challenging.

    Took me ages to get her husband's voice right.

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  • Two deer walk out of a gay bar. One of them turns to the other and says, "I can't believe I blew forty bucks in there."

    I think my coworkers are gay. -- Every time I walk by, they mumble, "What an ass."

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  • If a woman sleeps with 10 men she's a slut, but if a man does it... He's gay, definitely gay.

    I asked a Scottish friend of mine how many sexual partners he'd had. He started counting, but fell asleep.

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  • Why is the lesbian lifestyle so expensive? -- They're always eating out.

    ... and they buy Rolexes for their neighbors, because they wanna watch.

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  • A guy finds a genie.

    He says, "I wish I was better at talking to women."

    "Poof!" the genie says, "You're gay!"

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