Sexuality jokes

I think my coworkers are gay. -- Every time I walk by, they mumble, "What an ass."

If a woman sleeps with 10 men she's a slut, but if a man does it... He's gay, definitely gay.

I asked a Scottish friend of mine how many sexual partners he'd had. He started counting, but fell asleep.

What do gay horses eat?

Horse dick.

Why is the lesbian lifestyle so expensive? -- They're always eating out.

... and they buy Rolexes for their neighbors, because they wanna watch.

How do you get a nun pregnant? -- Dress her up as an alter boy.

A guy finds a genie.

He says, "I wish I was better at talking to women."

"Poof!" the genie says, "You're gay!"

What do you call a gay dinosaur?

A stego-sore-ass.