Sexuality jokes
A man had 10 dead and bloody babies in the middle of his living room. The police suddenly knocked on his door. What is the hardest thing to hide?
- A boner.
I'm straighter than a rainbow.
What is the definition of GAY?
Thunwa :D
I'm gay.
What's the difference between a gay guy and a microwave?
The microwave doesn't brown the meat.
What does a 90 year old's pussy taste like?
Depends...
My friend is gay lol. I'm a spagetie fucc, lemme smash, Becky!
Gay.
People with Down syndrome have a specific skill only they have; they can give a blow job and talk to you while sounding exactly the same.
I'm so gay I could barely think straight.
A fan gave another fan a blowjob.
What do ambulances and gay men have in common? They both take it in the back and go whoop whoop! :D
What do you call a gay drive by?
A fruit roll up.
A girl said, "Suck my dick," and the man went, "I have boobs."
Mikey don't clean his foreskin dude straight gay.
I'm Gay.
duha is gay hahahahahaha.
What's the best part of having sex on a golf course?
The hole experience.
What's better than roses on a piano?
Tulips on an organ.
For pedophiles, watching teen porn must be like watching mature porn.