Sexuality jokes
Why did my boyfriend leave me?
Because he's gay.
But why did he come back to me?
Because I'm actually a guy :-)
The only thing I do straight is vodka.
Ur mum gay, lul.
Why did they invent glow-in-the-dark condoms? So gay guys can play Star Wars.
Two gay guys are in a burning building, who gets out first? The one on the top or the bottom?
The bottom because his sh*t's already packed.
God made Adam and Eve, not Adam and Steve.
A man had 10 dead and bloody babies in the middle of his living room. The police suddenly knocked on his door. What is the hardest thing to hide?
- A boner.
I'm straighter than a rainbow.
What is the definition of GAY?
Thunwa :D
I'm gay.
What's the difference between a gay guy and a microwave?
The microwave doesn't brown the meat.
What does a 90 year old's pussy taste like?
Depends...
My friend is gay lol. I'm a spagetie fucc, lemme smash, Becky!
Gay.
People with Down syndrome have a specific skill only they have; they can give a blow job and talk to you while sounding exactly the same.
I'm so gay I could barely think straight.
A fan gave another fan a blowjob.
What do ambulances and gay men have in common? They both take it in the back and go whoop whoop! :D
What do you call a gay drive by?
A fruit roll up.
A girl said, "Suck my dick," and the man went, "I have boobs."