Thor is so gay he farts the rainbow bridge to Asgard.
I'm gay, lol.
Girls Are Yummy Stupid
Are Really Erectable
Tasty Honey Ejaculable
Booty Everything Sucking Titties
Gays don't be mad, read the first letter of every word :D
Was gonna make a gay joke but fuck... Cum on guys.
Black holes and horny black women have 1 thing in common, they suck everything in sight.
Did you hear about the homosexual letter? It only came in male boxes.
Why did God create gay men? So fat girls could dance.
I bet you love prostate exams because you live things up your ass.
What's the hardest part of running through a field of dead babies?
My boner.
What's the best part of not wearing a condom when I'm with my girlfriend? My mom went through menopause.
I don't like condoms, but I like gay pregnant X.
Beau is gay.
What's the best thing about f***ing twenty-six year olds?
There's twenty of them.
How does Stephen Hawking charge his computer?
How does Stephen Hawking have sex? Keyboard sex!
What's the difference between a zit and a Catholic priest?
A zit will wait 'til 12 before it cums on your face.
What's the difference between jam and jelly?
You can't jelly your way into someone's pants.
What do you call a lesbian dinosaur? A lick-a-lot-of-puss!
Why did my boyfriend leave me?
Because he's gay.
But why did he come back to me?
Because I'm actually a guy :-)
The only thing I do straight is vodka.
Ur mum gay, lul.
