Sexuality

Sexuality jokes

How do you turn a straight guy into a gay guy? Well... for starters, you grab that ass of his, drag him into the bathroom, and tell him to suck my long, big pineapple, and thus you have yourself one straight guy converted into a dick-sucking machine.

What's the a simulation between a penis and a Rubik's cube?

The more you play with it, the harder it gets.

Look at your left hand, now look at your right hand, and tell yourself, "Which hand do you cheat with?"

Wanking.

So, I was fucking this bitch, right, and I thought I had AIDS.

So I go and get tested. Turns out I did get AIDS. Now what I'm wondering is where the hell does an eight-year-old get AIDS?! I guess my sister needs new friends...

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  • Ur dad lesbian.

    Ur sister a mister.

    Ur family tree LGBT.

    Ur family reunion a homosexual communion.

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  • What do a "transgender" woman's favorite song and his/her last online order have in common?

    ~they're both a dick in a box.

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  • Why don't lesbians have sex in the morning?

    Have you ever tried pulling apart a grilled cheese?

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  • My sister's name was Philma. We were unfortunate enough to have the last name Coochie. Let's just say no more virgins were at that school.

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  • Why did God create women with pussies?

    Because:

    1. Of course, God is a man.

    2. Of course, he isn't gay.

    3. Of course, he is a perv too (for wanting more pussies)!

    The Homo Sexual was a direct descendant of the Homo Genital Erectus, which went extinct in 2037 for being easily offended and its unwillingness to breed.

    One day Little Johnny’s class is having an English lesson. The teacher asks them, “Who can use the word intelligent in a sentence?” Little Mary says, “The teacher is very intelligent.” The teacher asks them, “Who can use the word fashionable in a sentence?” Little Suzie says, “They are very fashionable.” The teacher says, “Johnny, why don’t you have a go? Use the word dictate in a sentence.” Johnny thinks for a moment and then says, "Last night I heard Daddy asking Mommy, ‘Darling, how does my dick taste?’”