Let me tell you a story.
There once was a bro who constantly choked on chodes.
He didn't want his bros to ever know that he constantly choked on chodes.
He lived in a dorm, and all day he watched porn, but still he would suck on some corn.
One day he would go to choke on some tasty chode, but his bros found out, gave him a shout, and kicked him out yelling that he broke the bro code.
F*ck my ass.
What's the difference between a gay guy and an oven?
An oven doesn't fart when you take your meat out.
You calling me gay, but the pole is straighter than you.
What's the hardest thing about walking through a field of dead children?
My penis.
How is being gay like a geology class? You can lick all the rocks you want.
What? Gay
PURDGAY
What is the difference between a Rubik’s cube and a penis? I don’t know, but they both get harder the more you play with them.
Thor is so gay he farts the rainbow bridge to Asgard.
I'm gay, lol.
Girls Are Yummy Stupid
Are Really Erectable
Tasty Honey Ejaculable
Booty Everything Sucking Titties
Gays don't be mad, read the first letter of every word :D
Was gonna make a gay joke but fuck... Cum on guys.
Black holes and horny black women have 1 thing in common, they suck everything in sight.
Did you hear about the homosexual letter? It only came in male boxes.
Why did God create gay men? So fat girls could dance.
I bet you love prostate exams because you live things up your ass.
What's the hardest part of running through a field of dead babies?
My boner.
What's the best part of not wearing a condom when I'm with my girlfriend? My mom went through menopause.
I don't like condoms, but I like gay pregnant X.
Beau is gay.
