What's the best thing about f***ing twenty-six year olds?
There's twenty of them.
Sexuality Jokes
How does Stephen Hawking charge his computer?
How does Stephen Hawking have sex? Keyboard sex!
What's the difference between a zit and a Catholic priest?
A zit will wait 'til 12 before it cums on your face.
What's the difference between jam and jelly?
You can't jelly your way into someone's pants.
What do you call a lesbian dinosaur? A lick-a-lot-of-puss!
Why did my boyfriend leave me?
Because he's gay.
But why did he come back to me?
Because I'm actually a guy :-)
The only thing I do straight is vodka.
Ur mum gay, lul.
Why did they invent glow-in-the-dark condoms? So gay guys can play Star Wars.
Two gay guys are in a burning building, who gets out first? The one on the top or the bottom?
The bottom because his sh*t's already packed.
God made Adam and Eve, not Adam and Steve.
A man had 10 dead and bloody babies in the middle of his living room. The police suddenly knocked on his door. What is the hardest thing to hide?
- A boner.
I'm straighter than a rainbow.
What is the definition of GAY?
Thunwa :D
I'm gay.
What's the difference between a gay guy and a microwave?
The microwave doesn't brown the meat.
What does a 90 year old's pussy taste like?
Depends...
My friend is gay lol. I'm a spagetie fucc, lemme smash, Becky!
Gay.
People with Down syndrome have a specific skill only they have; they can give a blow job and talk to you while sounding exactly the same.
