Sexuality jokes
Hi, I’m gay.
What's the difference between a refrigerator and a gay guy? You have to ask permission before stuffing it with meat.
Was Jesus a virgin? Of course not! He was nailed before he was killed.
What do you call a gay threesome?
A Sloppy Joe.
What do gay girls order in a bar?
Pussy juice.
What do lesbians do when they have a problem? They finger it out.
I know a baby carrot when I see one.
What's the definition of disappointment?
Running into a wall with a boner, but it only hits your nose.
I am really gay. I just needed to confess this.
Digging stuff up is too hard.
I guess necrophilia isn’t for everybody.
You're gay, except it...
You walk into an area that has big asses on the wall, and they feel lifelike, so you put your dick into them, and you go on the opposite side of the wall, and women are naked through the wall.
What does a bar fly and a necrophiliac have in common?
They both enjoy a cold one once in a while.
When you send a dick pic and she sends one back,
I'm glad mine is the biggest, so I get to fuck my dad again.
My dick said that your ass is having a boner.
You really gay. No questions added.
Boy, you gay?
A job is like virginity. Not everyone loses it.
What do shemales and barns have in common?
Cocks.
Ben Inkster, more like gay.