Sexuality jokes
What's the difference between a blonde and your computer?
You don't want your computer to go down on you.
My pen is so strong, ladies, come and get it!
I did phone sex, but I'll never do it again because last time my penis got stuck in the charging cord.
What is a necrophiliac's favorite candy? A Hearsey's Kiss.
I LOVE BIG HAIRY DICKS!
Everyone says "no homo," why do gays not say "no hetero?"
Your dick is like a shotgun, one cock and you're ready to fire.
Did you guys see on the news where they arrested that pervert at the Michaels Crafts store?
He was running around completely naked and had sprinkled glitter all over his testicles. I guess it was pretty nuts.
What’s the similarity between a penis and a lollipop?
Kids can take both.
I like my women like I like my coffee.
Without other people's dicks in it.
Daughter: Dad.
Dad: Yes honey?
Daughter: I'm lesbian.
Dad: Ok.
Daughter 2: Dad.
Dad: Yes?
Daughter 2: I'm lesbian too.
Dad: God, does anyone like boys around here?
Son: I do...
Hi, I’m gay.
What's the difference between a refrigerator and a gay guy? You have to ask permission before stuffing it with meat.
Was Jesus a virgin? Of course not! He was nailed before he was killed.
What do you call a gay threesome?
A Sloppy Joe.
What do gay girls order in a bar?
Pussy juice.
What do lesbians do when they have a problem? They finger it out.
I know a baby carrot when I see one.
What's the definition of disappointment?
Running into a wall with a boner, but it only hits your nose.
I am really gay. I just needed to confess this.