Sexuality jokes
What does a bar fly and a necrophiliac have in common?
They both enjoy a cold one once in a while.
When you send a dick pic and she sends one back,
I'm glad mine is the biggest, so I get to fuck my dad again.
My dick said that your ass is having a boner.
You really gay. No questions added.
Boy, you gay?
A job is like virginity. Not everyone loses it.
What do shemales and barns have in common?
Cocks.
Ben Inkster, more like gay.
A fly is 6 inches above water, and a fish sees it and it leaps out and gets the fly. Then a bear grabs the fish and eats it. Then a hunter shot the bear, and a mouse saw some crackers and then leaped on the cracker and ate it. Then a cat runs down to get the mouse, trips, and falls into the water, and that's the story of how six inches can get a pussy wet.
Why do pedophiles never cum first?
Because they like to cum in a little behind.
Roses are red, Violets are twisted, Come back to my place, You might get fisted.
Roses are red, violets are blue,
Your brother is gay, and so are you.
What's the difference between a Lamborghini and an erection? I don't have a Lamborghini.
What did the elephant say to the naked man?
"It's nice, but can it pick up peanuts?"
Question: Do you know who Candis is?
Answer: Can dis dick fit in your mouth?
I knew a girl called Melissa, but she was a tranny, and he could suck his own dick.
Son: “Mom, is there a thing called «friendship» between a man and a woman?”
Mother: “No Son, unless if he’s gay.”
Son: “So your friend is gay?”
Mother with herself: «How did he see me with michael omg if my husband discovered my cheating he will kill me»
Mother: “Mmm.. Yes.”
Father loudly: “YES!!!”
Mother: “What in the hell? Are you gay?”
Father with himself: «Am i an idiot why did i yell?! if she discovered I’m gay and her son was made by Paul’s semens she will kill me»
Father: “No what are saying? I’m just talking with myself.”
*A few hours later*
Mother: “I will go to visit my mother.”
Father: “Me too I will go to visit my mother.”
Son: “Not me too I will go to stud with my friends.”
The mother and the father goes to michael’s house and they found their son playing with Michael and Paul is recording them and saying: «that’s why I love you my actual son oh only if your mother knows».
*The End* :D
My penis is on fire.
Yeah, I’m LGBTQ.
LETS GO BULLY THE QUEERS!
Q: What do you call a lesbian dinosaur?
A: Lickalotofpuss.