Sexual Activity jokes
Autoerotic asphyxiation because hanging in there can be hard.
Why does Darth Vader always choke people?
Because he wants them to feel what his Sith Lord does to him in bed.
I'd make a masturbation joke.
But they always get out of hand.
Why are vegetarians so good at giving head? Because they’re used to having nuts in their mouth.
How do you know if you have a high sperm count?
She chews before she swallows.
What do they call me when I jack off?
Pulled pork.
So, if she gargles your cum, is that a jacuzzi daycare?
Kenny is a comfort snacker.
Every time he's stressed, he eats his mom's pussy.
What’s the difference between masturbation and brain damage?
After a few strokes, there’s no going back.
What's the difference between jam and jelly?
You can't jelly your cock into a girl's mouth.
What's the difference between normal sex and anal sex?
One makes your whole day and one makes your hole weak.
What do a blonde chick and a field of wheat have in common?
They're both bound to get plowed at some point in time.
You've heard of anal sex.
You've heard of oral sex.
You've heard of genital sex.
But have you ever heard of NASAL SEX?
What’s the best thing about a blowjob?
The ten minutes of silence.
Oh, yeah! FRESHFRY fucked a boy!
Why did a girl like bananas?
Because one day she might need to be ready.
Hey kids, are you ready for Faptisim?
I was lip to lip yesterday, and now I can't get the cum out of my mouth.
Getting ready for gangbang.
What's the difference between anal and oral sex?
An and Or!