Sexual Activity jokes
What does a baby in a blender look like?
I don’t know, I close my eyes when I masturbate.
Autoerotic asphyxiation because hanging in there can be hard.
Why does Darth Vader always choke people?
Because he wants them to feel what his Sith Lord does to him in bed.
I'd make a masturbation joke.
But they always get out of hand.
How do you know if you have a high sperm count?
She chews before she swallows.
What do they call me when I jack off?
Pulled pork.
Kenny is a comfort snacker.
Every time he's stressed, he eats his mom's pussy.
Why are vegetarians so good at giving head? Because they’re used to having nuts in their mouth.
So, if she gargles your cum, is that a jacuzzi daycare?
What's the difference between jam and jelly?
You can't jelly your cock into a girl's mouth.
What do a blonde chick and a field of wheat have in common?
They're both bound to get plowed at some point in time.
What’s the best thing about a blowjob?
The ten minutes of silence.
What's the difference between normal sex and anal sex?
One makes your whole day and one makes your hole weak.
Oh, yeah! FRESHFRY fucked a boy!
What’s the difference between masturbation and brain damage?
After a few strokes, there’s no going back.
Why did a girl like bananas?
Because one day she might need to be ready.
You've heard of anal sex.
You've heard of oral sex.
You've heard of genital sex.
But have you ever heard of NASAL SEX?
Getting ready for gangbang.
I was lip to lip yesterday, and now I can't get the cum out of my mouth.
What's the difference between anal and oral sex?
An and Or!