What is the real reason why men jack off? They just enjoy killing kids.
Autoerotic asphyxiation because hanging in there can be hard.
I'd make a masturbation joke.
But they always get out of hand.
So, if she gargles your cum, is that a jacuzzi daycare?
What's the difference between jam and jelly?
You can't jelly your cock into a girl's mouth.
What do a blonde chick and a field of wheat have in common?
They're both bound to get plowed at some point in time.
Why does Darth Vader always choke people?
Because he wants them to feel what his Sith Lord does to him in bed.
You've heard of anal sex.
You've heard of oral sex.
You've heard of genital sex.
But have you ever heard of NASAL SEX?
Getting ready for gangbang.
I was lip to lip yesterday, and now I can't get the cum out of my mouth.
What's the difference between anal and oral sex?
An and Or!
Hey kids, are you ready for Faptisim?
