Sexual Activity jokes

What do you call gay men receiving anonymous blowjobs at the glory holes inside an adult bookstore?

Norwegian massage.

Day 70 without sex, my doctor asked me, "Are you sexually active?" I said, "Why, what you tryna do?"

I fucked a chick named Macy, but she had dyslexia.

So I ended up doing the YMCA.

I was literally cradlesnatched as a child.

Yeah, in the arms of an older woman experiencing my first rounds of motorboating.

What's the best part of having sex with a baby?

Deep throat and anal at the same time.

Hey kids, are you ready for Faptisim?

If you got a crush and you are a 👧🏻 girl, let him lick 👅 your vagina.

I suck dick.

Xzavier sucked off little Johnny.