Sexual Activity jokes

I fucked a chick named Macy, but she had dyslexia.

So I ended up doing the YMCA.

I was literally cradlesnatched as a child.

Yeah, in the arms of an older woman experiencing my first rounds of motorboating.

What's the best part of having sex with a baby?

Deep throat and anal at the same time.

Hey kids, are you ready for Faptisim?

If you got a crush and you are a 👧🏻 girl, let him lick 👅 your vagina.

I suck dick.

Xzavier sucked off little Johnny.