Sexual Activity jokes

What do you call gay men receiving anonymous blowjobs at the glory holes inside an adult bookstore?

Norwegian massage.

Day 70 without sex, my doctor asked me, "Are you sexually active?" I said, "Why, what you tryna do?"

I fucked a chick named Macy, but she had dyslexia.

So I ended up doing the YMCA.

I was literally cradlesnatched as a child.

Yeah, in the arms of an older woman experiencing my first rounds of motorboating.

What's the best part of having sex with a baby?

Deep throat and anal at the same time.

If you got a crush and you are a 👧🏻 girl, let him lick 👅 your vagina.

I suck dick.

Xzavier sucked off little Johnny.

What is the difference between a woman performing anilingus on a man and a woman performing fellatio on a man?

If a woman is performing anilingus on a man, it is not classified as heterosexual sodomy, you fucking idiot!!!!