What's the difference between Woody from Toy Story and a Catholic priest?
One goes limp when a child walks in the room.
What did the pedophile say to the nutcracker?
"Aren't you a little too young to be doing that?"
What's a paedophile's favorite footwear?
White Vans.
What's a pedophile's favorite part of Halloween? Free delivery.
What do an angler fish and a pedophile have in common?
They both like to hide in dark places, look creepy, and like to lure small creatures.
What's the toughest stain to wash off a little boy's underpants?
Michael Jackson's lipstick.
Why are pedophiles good at playing guitar?
Because they are good at fingering A minor.
What do McDonald's and priests have in common?
They both shove their meat into 10-year-old buns.
When I was a little boy I had this dream I was eating a giant marshmallow
When I woke I was being sexually abused
Why don’t Pakis play football? Because they only hold onto balls attached to prepubescent boys' cocks.
What’s the coolest thing about having a 12 year old friend...
You get to meet Chris Hansen!
Why did the African child wake up suddenly? Because he was being sexually abused.
Why does rapboat like underage girls? Cos grown ass girls are too clever for him.
What does Jeffrey tell his white teens?
You want to take it orally or through anal? Joke, I'm not asking.
What do you call a movie with Arnold Schwarzenegger and Bill Cosby?
Predator.
Times have been so tough lately, I have had to jerk off the dog just to feed the cat.
The reason why women have suffered longer than men is because men are using women and abusing them as tools and property, which they aren’t.
During WWII, women were used every day by evil men for not being able to have sex with their wives, and Muslim women are being raped, women children are being raped every day while you fucking turds of human shit are making jokes of issues that need to stop, so stop with the homophobia, Islamophobia, biphobia and all the other phobias, make sexual harassment, assault and rape victims' voices heard, we will not stay silent because of this shitty app!
Also, God created women equally as men, do not mistreat your sisters, mothers, aunts, mother-in-laws. Hope all you rapists, sexual abusers, sexual assaulters rot in hell where you deserve to be, not in this country or any other place, hell is where you belong. 😡🤬🖕🏻🖕🏼🖕🏽🖕🏾🖕🏿
