Sexual Abuse jokes
What do an angler fish and a pedophile have in common?
They both like to hide in dark places, look creepy, and like to lure small creatures.
What's a paedophile's favorite footwear?
White Vans.
What did Trump say to Epstein? "I like my tea like I like my teens: warm, sweet, and freshly made."
What did the pedophile say to the nutcracker?
"Aren't you a little too young to be doing that?"
What's a pedophile's favorite part of Halloween? Free delivery.
What's the toughest stain to wash off a little boy's underpants?
Michael Jackson's lipstick.
Are you a gun, because I would be your bullets because I love going in children.
When I was a little boy, I had this dream. I was eating a giant marshmallow.
When I woke, I was being sexually abused.
Why don’t Pakis play football? Because they only hold onto balls attached to prepubescent boys' cocks.
What is a pedophile's favorite planet?
Uranus.
Why are pedophiles good at playing guitar?
Because they are good at fingering A minor.
What do McDonald's and priests have in common?
They both shove their meat into 10-year-old buns.
What does Michael Jackson like?
Teabags.
What does the SpongeBob intro and a pedophile have in common?
"Are you ready kids?"
What is the favorite city of the pedophile icon? Paris.
What’s the coolest thing about having a 12 year old friend...
You get to meet Chris Hansen!
Why did the guitar teacher get arrested?
He fingered a minor.
Why did the African child wake up suddenly? Because he was being sexually abused.
Why are priests so bad at racing? They are always in the 'little behind'.
What does Jeffrey tell his white teens?
You want to take it orally or through anal? Joke, I'm not asking.