Sexual Abuse jokes
What did the pedophile say to the nutcracker?
"Aren't you a little too young to be doing that?"
What do an angler fish and a pedophile have in common?
They both like to hide in dark places, look creepy, and like to lure small creatures.
When I was a little boy, I had this dream. I was eating a giant marshmallow.
When I woke, I was being sexually abused.
Why does rapboat like underage girls? Cos grown ass girls are too clever for him.
Pedophiles are fucking immature assholes.
Are you a gun, because I would be your bullets because I love going in children.
What is a pedophile's favorite planet?
Uranus.
Who is the new heterosexual Michael Joseph Jackson (pedophile)?
R. Kelly.
Michael Jackson was on a boat with a bunch of children. The boat captain comes up to him and says, "Michael, we've come into some trouble and the boat is about to sink. We need to get off the boat right now." "But what about the children?" The captain said, "F*** them." Michael Jackson responded, "Is there enough time?"
Why did the guitar teacher get arrested?
He fingered a minor.
Why can’t pedophiles ever win races? Because they are always coming in a little behind.
What's a pedophile's favorite part of Halloween? Free delivery.
What does the SpongeBob intro and a pedophile have in common?
"Are you ready kids?"
Why was the guitarist arrested? He fingered a minor.
What's similar between a priest and McDonald's?
They both shove their meat in between 10 year old buns.
The judge asked me, "How does 5 to 10 years sound?"
I said, "Sexy."
What does Michael Jackson like?
Teabags.
What's the difference between a priest and McDonald's?
They both like to slide their meat between 10 year old buns.
What’s the coolest thing about having a 12 year old friend...
You get to meet Chris Hansen!
What do McDonald's and priests have in common?
They both shove their meat into 10-year-old buns.