What did Trump say to Epstein? "I like my tea like I like my teens: warm, sweet, and freshly made."
Sexual Abuse Jokes
What did the pedophile say to the nutcracker?
"Aren't you a little too young to be doing that?"
What's a pedophile's favorite part of Halloween? Free delivery.
What's a paedophile's favorite footwear?
White Vans.
What do an angler fish and a pedophile have in common?
They both like to hide in dark places, look creepy, and like to lure small creatures.
What's the toughest stain to wash off a little boy's underpants?
Michael Jackson's lipstick.
Why don’t Pakis play football? Because they only hold onto balls attached to prepubescent boys' cocks.
What do McDonald's and priests have in common?
They both shove their meat into 10-year-old buns.
Why are pedophiles good at playing guitar?
Because they are good at fingering A minor.
When I was a little boy, I had this dream. I was eating a giant marshmallow.
When I woke, I was being sexually abused.
What does the SpongeBob intro and a pedophile have in common?
"Are you ready kids?"
What’s the coolest thing about having a 12 year old friend...
You get to meet Chris Hansen!
Why did the guitar teacher get arrested?
He fingered a minor.
Why did the African child wake up suddenly? Because he was being sexually abused.
What is a pedophile's favorite planet?
Uranus.
Why does rapboat like underage girls? Cos grown ass girls are too clever for him.
How long does it take a baby to cook in the microwave?
I don't know. I close my eyes when I masturbate.
What does Jeffrey tell his white teens?
You want to take it orally or through anal? Joke, I'm not asking.
Times have been so tough lately, I have had to jerk off the dog just to feed the cat.
What do you call a movie with Arnold Schwarzenegger and Bill Cosby?
Predator.