Sexual Abuse jokes
What did Trump say to Epstein? "I like my tea like I like my teens: warm, sweet, and freshly made."
What did the pedophile say to the nutcracker?
"Aren't you a little too young to be doing that?"
What's a pedophile's favorite part of Halloween? Free delivery.
What's a paedophile's favorite footwear?
White Vans.
What do an angler fish and a pedophile have in common?
They both like to hide in dark places, look creepy, and like to lure small creatures.
What's the toughest stain to wash off a little boy's underpants?
Michael Jackson's lipstick.
Why don’t Pakis play football? Because they only hold onto balls attached to prepubescent boys' cocks.
When I was a little boy, I had this dream. I was eating a giant marshmallow.
When I woke, I was being sexually abused.
What do McDonald's and priests have in common?
They both shove their meat into 10-year-old buns.
Why are pedophiles good at playing guitar?
Because they are good at fingering A minor.
What does the SpongeBob intro and a pedophile have in common?
"Are you ready kids?"
What does Michael Jackson like?
Teabags.
What’s the coolest thing about having a 12 year old friend...
You get to meet Chris Hansen!
Why did the guitar teacher get arrested?
He fingered a minor.
Why did the African child wake up suddenly? Because he was being sexually abused.
What is a pedophile's favorite planet?
Uranus.
What does Jeffrey tell his white teens?
You want to take it orally or through anal? Joke, I'm not asking.
Who is the new heterosexual Michael Joseph Jackson (pedophile)?
R. Kelly.
Why does rapboat like underage girls? Cos grown ass girls are too clever for him.
How long does it take a baby to cook in the microwave?
I don't know. I close my eyes when I masturbate.