What's the difference between Woody from Toy Story and a Catholic priest?
One goes limp when a child walks in the room.
What did the pedophile say to the nutcracker?
"Aren't you a little too young to be doing that?"
What's a paedophile's favorite footwear?
White Vans.
What's a pedophile's favorite part of Halloween? Free delivery.
What do an angler fish and a pedophile have in common?
They both like to hide in dark places, look creepy, and like to lure small creatures.
When I was a little boy I had this dream I was eating a giant marshmallow
When I woke I was being sexually abused
Why are pedophiles good at playing guitar?
Because they are good at fingering A minor.
What do McDonald's and priests have in common?
They both shove their meat into 10-year-old buns.
What's the toughest stain to wash off a little boy's underpants?
Michael Jackson's lipstick.
Why don’t Pakis play football? Because they only hold onto balls attached to prepubescent boys' cocks.
Why did the African child wake up suddenly? Because he was being sexually abused.
Why does rapboat like underage girls? Cos grown ass girls are too clever for him.
THE REASON WHY WOMEN HAVE SUFFERED LONGER THEN MEN IS BECAUSE MEN ARE USING WOMEN AND ABUSING THEM AS TOOLS AND PROPERTY WHICH THEY AREN’T DURING WWll WOMEN WERE USED EVERYDAY BY EVIL MEN FOR NOT BEING ABLE TO HAVE SEX WITH THEIR WIVES AND MUSILM WOMEN ARE BEING RAPED, WOMEN CHILDREN ARW BEING RAPED EVERYDAY WHILE YOU FUCKING TURDS OF HUMAN SHIT ARE MAKING JOKES OF ISSUES THAT NEED TO STOP SO STO WITH THE HOMOPHOBIA, ISLAMPHOBIA, BIPHOBIA AND ALL THE OTHER PHOBIAS MAKE SEXUAL HARASSMENT, ASSAULT AND RAPE VICTIMS VOICES HEARD WE WILL NOT STAY SILENT BECAUSE OF THIS SHITTY APP! ALSO GOD CREATED WOMEN EQUALY AS MEN DO NOT MISTREAT YOUE SISTERS, MOTHERS, AUNGS, MOTHER IN LAWS HOPE ALL YOU RAPISTS SEXUAL ABUSERS, SEXUAL ASSAULTERS ROT IN HELL WHERE YOU DESERVE TO BE NOT IN THIS COUNTRY OR ANY OTHER PLACE HELL IS WHERE YOU BELONG 😡🤬🖕🏻🖕🏼🖕🏽🖕🏾🖕🏿
