Sexual Abuse jokes
What do an angler fish and a pedophile have in common?
They both like to hide in dark places, look creepy, and like to lure small creatures.
What's a paedophile's favorite footwear?
White Vans.
What did the pedophile say to the nutcracker?
"Aren't you a little too young to be doing that?"
What's a pedophile's favorite part of Halloween? Free delivery.
What's the toughest stain to wash off a little boy's underpants?
Michael Jackson's lipstick.
Why are pedophiles good at playing guitar?
Because they are good at fingering A minor.
Are you a gun, because I would be your bullets because I love going in children.
What did Trump say to Epstein? "I like my tea like I like my teens: warm, sweet, and freshly made."
When I was a little boy, I had this dream. I was eating a giant marshmallow.
When I woke, I was being sexually abused.
Why don’t Pakis play football? Because they only hold onto balls attached to prepubescent boys' cocks.
What is a pedophile's favorite planet?
Uranus.
What does Michael Jackson like?
Teabags.
Why are priests so bad at racing? They are always in the 'little behind'.
What does the SpongeBob intro and a pedophile have in common?
"Are you ready kids?"
What do McDonald's and priests have in common?
They both shove their meat into 10-year-old buns.
What’s the coolest thing about having a 12 year old friend...
You get to meet Chris Hansen!
Why did the guitar teacher get arrested?
He fingered a minor.
What is the favorite city of the pedophile icon? Paris.
Why did the African child wake up suddenly? Because he was being sexually abused.
What does Jeffrey tell his white teens?
You want to take it orally or through anal? Joke, I'm not asking.