Sexual Abuse jokes
Q: What do Epstein and Dahmer have in common?
A: They both like to eat kids in and out.
Why are priests so bad at racing? They are always in the 'little behind'.
What do an angler fish and a pedophile have in common?
They both like to hide in dark places, look creepy, and like to lure small creatures.
What's a paedophile's favorite footwear?
White Vans.
A pedophile pulls up to little Jonny, lowers his window and asks, "hey little boy, if I give you a lolly, will you come in my car?" Little Jonny replies, "Give me the whole packet and I’ll come in your mouth."
What are some other names for rape? There’s the classic “struggle snuggle,” but then there’s my personal favorite “fuck fight”.
What did the pedophile say to the nutcracker?
"Aren't you a little too young to be doing that?"
Pedophiles are fucking immature assholes.
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Pedophiles
(As per Cosmo's request)
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