Sexism jokes
What should you do if the dishwasher breaks?
Kick her.
How do you know that a woman is about to say something smart?
She starts the sentence with ‘a man once said.’
What do women and chess have in common? When you sacrifice the females and replace them, you are more likely to win.
Woman: What’s a good comeback for my sexist husband when he tells me to go make him a sandwich?
Husband: I know! How about you COMEBACK with a goddamn sandwich?
Do you know why I finger women with my left hand?
They don’t deserve rights!
What do you say to a feminist with no arms and no legs?
"Nice tits, bitch."
How do you make a dishwasher work again?
Smack her ass and say "get back to work!"
wo(man) fe(male) we(men)
dishwash(her)
In India, 3 things are wide and far everywhere, but no one admits: racism, sexism, and Sunny's jism.
What is the most noise that comes out of a ladies mouth? Nothing because they never have anything important to say.
What's the difference between a light bulb and a woman?
You can screw and unscrew a light bulb, but you can't unscrew a woman.
Men should provide their disobedient daughters with their own "milk" instead of letting them use the mother. That will teach those bitches some respect for men. It may even help them get laid later on in life.
What do feminists and tampons have in common?
They're both stuck-up cunts.
How many women does it take to change a light bulb?
None, they can't change anything.
I was in class and we had to choose another term for words we use everyday. For kid, I chose "child"; for dog, I chose "pet"; and for wife, I chose "dishwasher."
What do women and a Happy Meal have in common?
They both come with a toy.
They didn't burn witches back in the day, they burned bitches.
Gun + Backpack = Fun!
What do you do when your dishwasher breaks down?
You punch her in the face and remind her of her duties.
Women say men are trash.
Yet men made the phone, laptops, computer and electrical hardware she uses to say men are trash, never mind the electricity she uses to power those devices...