Sexism jokes
What do women and chess have in common? When you sacrifice the females and replace them, you are more likely to win.
What should you do if the dishwasher breaks?
Kick her.
How do you know that a woman is about to say something smart?
She starts the sentence with ‘a man once said.’
Woman: What’s a good comeback for my sexist husband when he tells me to go make him a sandwich?
Husband: I know! How about you COMEBACK with a goddamn sandwich?
Do you know why I finger women with my left hand?
They don’t deserve rights!
What do you say to a feminist with no arms and no legs?
"Nice tits, bitch."
How do you make a dishwasher work again?
Smack her ass and say "get back to work!"
wo(man) fe(male) we(men)
dishwash(her)
In India, 3 things are wide and far everywhere, but no one admits: racism, sexism, and Sunny's jism.
What is the most noise that comes out of a ladies mouth? Nothing because they never have anything important to say.
What's the difference between a light bulb and a woman?
You can screw and unscrew a light bulb, but you can't unscrew a woman.
Men should provide their disobedient daughters with their own "milk" instead of letting them use the mother. That will teach those bitches some respect for men. It may even help them get laid later on in life.
What do feminists and tampons have in common?
They're both stuck-up cunts.
How many women does it take to change a light bulb?
None, they can't change anything.
I was in class and we had to choose another term for words we use everyday. For kid, I chose "child"; for dog, I chose "pet"; and for wife, I chose "dishwasher."
What do women and a Happy Meal have in common?
They both come with a toy.
What is the difference between a zebra and a female NCO?
A zebra didn't have to suck and fuck to get its stripes.
They didn't burn witches back in the day, they burned bitches.
What do feminists do when they fail at something?
Blame men for sexism and misogyny.
Gun + Backpack = Fun!