Sexism

Sexism jokes

Sarcasm

  • I was talking to this absolutely gorgeous woman, and I asked her, “What do you do?” And she said, “I’m a brain surgeon.” And I don’t know if this makes me sexist or not, but I was really impressed.

    Most women can’t pull off sarcasm.

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  • Rape

  • Men should provide their disobedient daughters with their own "milk" instead of letting them use the mother. That will teach those bitches some respect for men. It may even help them get laid later on in life.

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  • Comeback

  • Woman: What’s a good comeback for my sexist husband when he tells me to go make him a sandwich?

    Husband: I know! How about you COMEBACK with a goddamn sandwich?

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  • Misogyny

  • What's the difference between property and women? At least property still retains some value after getting wrecked.

    Dishwasher

  • What do you do when your dishwasher breaks down?

    You punch her in the face and remind her of her duties.

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  • Chess

  • What do women and chess have in common? When you sacrifice the females and replace them, you are more likely to win.

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  • Noise

  • What is the most noise that comes out of a ladies mouth? Nothing because they never have anything important to say.

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  • Trump

  • "myname is president trump i am stupid!!! I am SO STUPID!! AJsifdjsaoifjhdsfoijds"

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  • Racism

  • In India, 3 things are wide and far everywhere, but no one admits: racism, sexism, and Sunny's jism.

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  • Zebra

  • What is the difference between a zebra and a female NCO?

    A zebra didn't have to suck and fuck to get its stripes.

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