Sexism jokes

wo(man) fe(male) we(men)

dishwash(her)

What is easier to pick up the heavier it gets?

Women.

What do women and chess have in common? When you sacrifice the females and replace them, you are more likely to win.

What do you do when your dishwasher breaks down?

You punch her in the face and remind her of her duties.

Woman: What’s a good comeback for my sexist husband when he tells me to go make him a sandwich?

Husband: I know! How about you COMEBACK with a goddamn sandwich?