Sexism jokes

What’s the difference between a bitch and a whore?

A whore sleeps with everyone at the party. A bitch sleeps with everyone at the party—except you.

What do you say to a feminist with no arms and no legs?

"Nice tits, bitch."

What's the difference between a light bulb and a woman?

You can screw and unscrew a light bulb, but you can't unscrew a woman.

Q: What is the difference between a battery and a woman?

A: A battery has a positive side.

Do you know why I finger women with my left hand?

They don’t deserve rights!