I had sex with my German gf, it was kinda weird tho, she kept yelling her age. Idk why.
Why did the orphan girl cry during sex
Because her boyfriend said "who's your daddy?"
BAJAHAHAHHAA
I have a short TRUE story of how i found out my brother was gay and did "it" with his best friend. when my brother was 12-13 years, he fucked his best friend and i saw it. i was like 4-5 years UNDERSTANDING what "it" stood for at the time. all i heard was "ahh" and "mmm". the only thing that traumatized me the most was when my brother moaned "daddy". i was so traumatized that i told my mother about it, she rolled her eyes and said, "he's probably playing a game with Evan". BULLSHIT.. NO YOU DUMBASS. he was playing the game "SEX". more like "GAY SEX". I even told my father and he said, "I don't understand what you're trying to say". I told him DIRECTLY that i heard my brother say "daddy" to his damn best friend! i actually got so curious, i opened the door and saw then doing "69". i was blank white after i saw it. i will NEVER forget that he did "it" with his own best friend.. NEVER forget about it. (just a btw i still have the image stuck in my head and never forget how YOUNG he was..) (he ain't no virgin not more i guess lmfao.)
(MORE STORIES COMING SOON =D)
i have fuck and sex with all the sexy naked ladies and they suck my balls (penis) but you aint have no girl friend your only friend yhey call him ching chong coz of your hairrline
Pussys and tits have one thing in common they both made for kids but men end up licking them or suckling them
Your mama is so fat. Guys have to bring climbing equipment to have sex with her.
What's the difference between sex and rape? Some effective drugs
Chuck Norris is the only man that ever had sex with my wife and survived. Oh how did I survive. Fortunately being her husband I was the 1 person she wasn't fucking.
Me and my wife decided we would only smoke after sex. I'm still on the first pack. She's up to 2 packs a week.
Did i tell you I finally got my wife to scream during sex. Yeah you should have heard her the other day when I walked in on her.
My wife is so fat. After sex I rolled over twice. I was still on top of the bitch!
sam and amya like anal sex with each other
How fast is the speed of sex?
68 because at 69 your got to turn around.
Wow- didn't know little jhony jokes were so dark- Well, but what do you expect from a site with jokes about sucide, sex and drugs? :-)
"Drugs?????" His eyes popped out. Well I don't really know if there actually are- and the exact ones... But there's so many kinds of jokes- Even chin jokes. :^))
and slice jokes!
What kind of "slices"?
Handy ones. ^_^
What is it that gay men can't get from having too much oral sex? erectile dysfunction
I saw a pretty girl walking outside. I asked for her number. We met up and began to have sex. She told me to turn over which was weird. I felt a stinging pain in my ass all of a sudden
im 14 i have had sex before, I have 206 bones in my body but when im with my gf i have 207
Rosex why you search that dose it mean Roblox sex kid stop
