I went shopping and then to the hospital and then to bed and then I promised to only say and once in a sentence
The next sentence is telling the truth. The previous sentence is telling a lie.
1 your so dumb you thing Cheerios are donut seeds! 2. Your so fat you could sell shade! 3. Your just like coconut water, nobody likes you! 4 you been shopping lately because there selling lives around the corner, you should go get one! If being ugly was a crime, you would get a life sentence !! Are these good
a guy walks up to me in the street and asks if you have to include the name of an animal in every sentence. I said only if its relephant. he says what about vegetables. I said not nesecelery.
how do you put "blonde" and "duh" in the same sentence? just say " blondes are (duh)mb
What's thick, long, hard and has cum in it?
Cucumber. Lol. I love the way you think.
*Say I'm a man after every sentence* You walk into a bar. (I'm a man) You find a girl . ( I'm a man) You take her home.(I'm a man) She whispers in your ear.(I'm a man)
You: Say "addicted" after everything I say. Person: Uh okay. You: When you're obsessed with candy you are...? Person: Addicted. You: When you're obsessed with drugs you are...? Person: Addicted. You: What hit you in the face last night? Person: Addicted... *laughs* (It's supposed to sound like "A dick did")
Some of you people on here are complete incels and need to learn how to spell/ properly construct simplistic grammatical sentences that actually make sense
I was working at the bank today when an old lady came up to me and asked me to check her balance.
So I pushed her over.
Did you hear about the two people who stole a calendar?
They each got six months.
What is a prisoner's favorite punctuation?
A period.
Why?
Because it marks the end of a sentence.
Finish the sentence
Salt and Vi.....
3 boy chiwawa were hot about this girl chiwawa. She tells them I will date whichever one of you can use liver and cheese in the same sentence. First dog say... I love cheese but liver is bland. She replay.. Really original. Next dog.. I love liver but chesse makes me constipated.. She replay.. Ewe gross. Third dog steps up.. Man Liver alone cheese mine. Winner dog 3.
JAJAJA
You don’t need a parachute to go skydiving, you need a parachute to go skydiving twice.
Yo' Mama is so stanky, her Sure deodorant got confused and her Secret deodorant told on her
How can you tell if google is a girl? It makes suggestions before you finish your sentence
Some people think "prison" is one word, but to robbers, it's a whole sentence.
One day Little Johnny’s class is having an English lesson. The teacher asks them, “Who can use the word intelligent in a sentence?” Little Mary says, “The teacher is very intelligent.” The teacher asks them, “Who can use the word fashionable in a sentence?” Little Suzie says, “They are very fashionable.” The teacher says, “Johnny, why don’t you have a go? Use the word dictate in a sentence.” Johnny thinks for a moment and then says, "Last night I heard Daddy asking Mommy ‘Darling how does my dictate’ "
