Self jokes

Gwen, just take Tj as your boyfriend. Gah, just do it so he won't kill himself! Prince will be fine without you!

Treon: I don't care about Vorkie.

Amber: You should, she could be a great person for the company.

Treon: We don't need another one, we got 100 people in here, no need. Now, Amber, please just go make yourself useful.

Amber: Fine!!!!!

Little Jim's friend told him that if he farts, he will give him a tenner. Little Jim tries to fart, but he poos himself, and he is bullied until he puts the poo on the bullies' face.

Why did 10 kill itself?

Because it was between 9/11.

This is a joke in itself.

I can't believe my friends. They killed themselves without me!

Apex Legends: exists.

Titanfall fandom: (Literally on fire and at war with itself) "Everything is fine."

You are the joke.

What's your favorite type of flour?

Don't know.

Mines self-raising.

I'm so good at talking to myself but not to others.

You're at a buffet, you think you're hungry for two, but misfortune happens when you think of yourself. You get stuck looking at sides in the buffet. A roly poly gal you see in the corner of your eye, eyeballing the main dishes in front at the end. You go in for the pickings, you get intercepted by a far more hungrier matter, but you find yourself getting slammed over the buffet table, and realize you are gasping for air, and she is tenderizing you for dinner.

How do u get a depressed person out of a tree?

You cut the rope they hung themself in...

A girl in the shop was getting bullied. She came to me saying, "I’m getting bullied." I told her, "Stand up for herself."

If you want a joke, look at yourself in the mirror!

I didn’t eat breakfast because I’m starving myself.

I was watching T-Series and I thought to myself, "Man, this sucks!" My sister watches James Charles, and he always says, "That's T-Series." So is it him? SUB TO PEWDIEPIE! UNSUB TO T-SERIES! THEY SUCK!

I asked God why nobody likes me. He showed a reflection of myself.

Gwen just wanted to help you with the bullying.

Tip 1. Ignore them; bullies are really just cowards.

Tip 2. Stand up for yourself; it's ok for people to also help you, but you do the same for yourself!

Tip 3. Just let them be; they're just stupid!

Love you-Iariah

"Self harm jokes aren't that deep."

People: Stop joking about such serious issues!

Me: Kill yourself.